NewsTube - December 15th
Talking Mince (No, Really!)...Elton Vs Robbie...Dannii's Talent Revealed...Pete In Police Trouble Usualness...Charlotte's Swearbox...
Oh Dear! Beery Spears's Career Fears
No sign of a calm-down in the stories about Britney Spears going, like, TOTALLY off the RAILS since she decided to divorce Kevin then.
Here's what the New York Post is saying a snitch from Britney's record company told them: "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
And they don't mean Paris the French city either.
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The Doherty Trouble Magnet Is Still Working
Nottingham Council on fining Pete Doherty 拢60 for drinking lager in their fair city streets: "A celebrity or not, you're not allowed to drink in a public place."
NEXT WEEK: Fashion police fine Pete for wearing the wrong scarf with those trousers.
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Un-Crazy Chick
Charlotte Church's new year resolution: "In 2007 I'm going to stop swearing. Just because my nan doesn't like it and it will show I've got a bit of a vocabulary."
First it was no singing, now it's no swearing. Please GOD tell us you're not about to give up collapsing in a drunken heap next. What will we have to talk about (besides Britney, obv)?
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Dannii Gets Talent
Dannii Minogue on being the Sharon Osbourne for Australia's Got Talent, an X Factor for the land down under: "I always get really nervous watching my friends perform. I'll probably be more nervous than the contestants are."
And, having seen just how COMPELLING the current series of the X Factor is, can you blame her?
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Mess-tello Music
Mince Fratelli on what it really MEANS to be popular: "We weren't famous for anything a year ago. Now we even make it to the end of the songs."
Well, y'know, SOMEONE has to...
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Let Me - Elton - Pain You
Elton John's revenge for Robbie Williams giving out his hotel number to an Australian audience? A note shoved under Robbie's door which reads "Dear Robbie, Take That...No.1 single and album. Great result, love Elton."
Yeah, cos that's the kind of success that Robbie can only DREAM of, right?
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