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This week, from The World This Weekend, Shaun Ley:
Finished A Level marking this week ahead of schedule, and feel that my life stretches ahead of me full of joy and laughter and freedom!
Especially enjoyable swims at Guildford Lido this week, swimming in rain, wind and sun.
Came home, cleaned the guinea pigs out and caught the dog trying to eat one of the poor things!
Now that SATs have been scrapped, senior staff spent the day pressurising teachers into inflating students' grades. Our fake results are our best ever, OFSTED will be pleased.
I seriously contemplate committing random acts of frenzied violence in the workplace but decide to have a cup of tea instead.
Worried about how I'll drive from London to Mongolia in a 1 litre car without a Russian visa.
We went camping in Devon - it rained, a lot.
My wife has gone to the airport to spend two weeks in Turkey with the vicar.
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