Your Letters
17:30 UK time, Friday, 15 February 2008
Although there is an attempt to try to play it down at the end of the first article, it still is interesting how differently these two stories are reported. One is reported positively and in the interest of safety (); whereas the other is a worrying development in military capabilities ().
Tom Webb, Epsom, UK
Re : If anyone can tie in the relevance of the picture of a rocket blasting off to the article please let me know.
Steven, Sunderland
Shnookums challenge? Now this is what REALLY happened last night. "I'd've taken you out but to eat but I know you're on a diet." Fortunately my expectations were already set very low - so actually they were exceeded.
Aqua Suliser, Bath
Re : for a split second there, I thought the Ö÷²¥´óÐã was being shockingly unPC.
Sophie, Belfast, Ireland
I find it strange that Lolita, the child, is considered the , but Humbert, the name of the paedophile, isn't...
Beth-Marie, London
Re Why I don't have a mobile: Break down on roundabout, half mile to nearest phone. Go and buy phone. QED.
Don Swinton, Ledbury
Gabrielle from day three of Why I don't have a mobile is very cute. Do you have her number? Oh, wait... Never mind.
Phil, Hull, UK
May I thank today's Paper Monitor for adding another alternative lyric to Bonnie Tyler's Holding Out For A Hero. "Great white Hercules" will be added to "street wise Hercules" or "deep fried Hercules" I will sing whenever I hear that song.
Rhys, Colwyn Bay
That's my favourite karaoke song! Woefully underrated, and so much better that Total Eclipse. I'm off to backcomb my hair and find some blue eyeliner. See me tonight at a karaoke bar near you (sorry in advance).
Sally, London
Ken, Chelmsford (Thursday letters), I agree, though it's probably going to get less peaceful now that all the burglars out there know of a building full of empty luxury holiday apartments.
Jen, Wallasey, UK
Don't got has been imported from the US (Thursday letters) - watch any episode of Friends for proof.
Dongle, Fareham
Meat eaters are not necessarily carnivores (Thursday letters), they may in fact be omnivores.
Jenny Em, Aberdeen
The had a big picture of the Angel of the North with a caption claiming that it is "seen by an estimated 33 million people a year". Is that 33 million different people? Have half the entire population of the UK gazed upon it in the past 12 months? Or could it be that some people see it more than once? With this kind of reckoning you could claim 1.8 million readers vote in the each year, but that would be a damn lie.
Kieran Boyle, Oxford, down south
As I can't get the comments link to work, can I print my fictitious Beatles headline here? Cheers.
Macca in contempt of court shocker: "I Feel Fined".
Steve Hill, Milwaukee, US
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