Your Letters
15:08 UK time, Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Are there really two mortgage lender in the US called and ? They sound awfully like country and western singers to me. This could certainly help explain the credit crunch, as surely it would have been wiser to invest with Johnny Cash?
Dylan, Reading, UK
The Apprentice is coming back. Watch out for all the nonsense speak - "I'm focussed. I'm ambitious. I'm driven. I really deserve this. I'm going to give it 150%".
John Thompson, Durham, UK
Although it's a nice thought having your late dog's hair made into in their memory, I was disturbed to read that the jumpers were "waterproof". You mean those people have been out in the rain, wearing dog-hair jumpers? The mind (and nose) boggles.
Bob Peters, Leeds, UK
Does anybody else play the Magazine Monitor drinking game? One sip of coffee for "I'll get my coat", two big gulps for mention of the caption contest, entire mug for speculation on Paper Monitor's gender.
Sophie, London
Can anyone better informed in such matters tell me what happens when the Federal Reserve finally to 0%, as seems inevitable?
Nick Jones, Dorking
Edward Green (Tuesday letters) is partly right. The law actually needs to be extended to include persons listening to loud music on public transport being required to leave by irritated fellow passengers.
David, Romford
Rowina (Tuesday letters), I'd imagine that you'd take the A38 to Heathfield, turn left onto the A382 (the Bovey Tracey Road - gateway to Dionysian excess that it is), through Newton Abbot onto the A381, left again at Totnes and traverse Paignton to land smack bang in the middle of Torbay. Admittedly, your way is easier though.
Dan Shane, Cambridge
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