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16:51 UK time, Thursday, 20 March 2008
It's such a shame the Caption Competition still hasn't returned, as excellent captions such as "The green beer had a strange effect on Mary Poppins" won't be published.
Phil, Cardiff
If only the Caption Competition was back, I would probably send something in along the lines of "Age was definitely starting to catch up with Bono..."
The Bob, Glasgow
If only Caption Competition was back we could reveal the names of these contestants in the new series of "Strictly Singin' In The Rain".
John, Sevenoaks
From the picture it appears that are employed on Severn Railway.
Stuart, Croydon
I'm surely not the only one to ponder whether the Sun labelling somebody "dumb" for being politically unaware (Thursday's Quote of the Day) must be a stab at irony on the periodical's part.
David, Milton Keynes
Sorry, but who's Suzanne Shaw, and what is "Dancing on Ice"?
Rob, London, UK
From today's front page: "." Isn't that a prerequisite for being in labour?
Simon Robinson, Birmingham, UK
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