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Ö÷²¥´óÐã unveil Russell Brand's replacement

When he said who he was I thought he’d been hired to press my clothes

Top Gear's Stig finally revealed

Iron Man would like to point out that he has no association what-so-ever with the shop

Stephen Fry assimilated by the Borg!

OK, OK, so you don’t want to share?

Iron Man is obviously not from Nantucket.

No, no. I asked for an ironING man. Someone to do the ironing for me. Mind you he is well built...

Well, he doesn't look like much of a tipper to me

Mark Thompson arrives well prepared for the meeting with the Ö÷²¥´óÐã Trust

It doesn't do to mix iron supplements with steroids, mate

Superman, Spiderman, the Incredible Hulk, I've 'ad 'em all in the back of me cab, mate

"You weporters have got the wong man - I am not Wussell Bwand."

taxi.....dermy

I aint going south of the Universe this time of night, Guv

"...and apart from the sticky-backed plastic, you'll need one of these London taxis to make your very own Blue Peter Iron Man."

The outfit counts as luggage, and that's extra, mate

If you're a superhero, Guv, why can't you fly?

Take me to Oleg's boat, I'll show Mandelson how you REALLY solicit £50,000 for your political party!!

That Robert Downey Jr. suit was real tight!

How odd - I just Googled 'Denis Thatcher'

And introducing,should he be elected,John McCain's Secretary of Defence.

The British remake of Transformers had decidedly less impressive "transforming" than the American version

Superman decided he'd stick to changing in telephone kiosks in future

The best things in life are Fe

Iron Man decides it's time to go back to the drawing board with his rapid transport leg attachment

Never mind the man in a can - why would thye call a pub "Assblower"?

Michael Jackson unveils his latest plastic surgery

OK, which joker put super glue on my left foot?

If you're called Robert Downey, shouldn't you be all covered in feathers?

Iron Man admitted feeling a bit rusty when it came to dating

In God we rust

Trying to find a toilet? Actually, I'm trying to find a can-opener first.

Stan Lee tries a new tack at sneaking into the next Marvel movie unnoticed

Health and Safety decree that all passengers must now wear suitable safety equipment until the TX4 problems are resolved.

Iron Man was real happy with his all-weather skateboard.

You think it's hard getting a cab this time of night? Just wait until security at Heathrow get a load of you, mate.

It's OK, Osama, I've just eaten Sarah Palin

Remember kids, it's not wise to drink and fly.

These London cabs make great skateboards

Iron Man's intended message had been blown when the cab stopped short.

What do you mean I'm over gross weight for the cab?

Philadelphia police hire extra security for World Series celebrations

It's OK, Obama, I've just eaten Sarah Palin

He dreaded magnetic personalities

Have you got any WD-40? I can't get this thing off my foot.

Iron Man was not impressed with the leg-room.

Are you Sarah Palin?

Iron man reflected on his super-powered beer goggles.

"It looked like the Batmobile when I got in...."

What do you mean the party's not till Saturday??

And then he was sick all over the back of me cab. There were iron filings everywhere.

I don't think much of my new 'travel shoe'.

Stare at the Monitor waiting for Thursday's letters to arrive, then shave - what do you look like?

You want this parked closer to the curb? Hang on....nnNRGHH

Well oiled

Blame the Hackney Cab Regulations of 1822, Guv. Every taxi must carry a bale of hay and a superhero.

Miserable-looking devil I 'ad in the back of me cab last night

I'm sorry, Mr. Stringfellow, but you're going to have to put some clothes on.

Barry soon realised that his paparazzi days were over.

Nigel, dressed as Iron Man, realised his mistake when he arrived for the 'Man of Steel' competition.

It was an embarrassing moment for Boris Johnson, when his skin got caught on a seat as he tried to get out of the cab

Yeah, I know Superman uses phone booths, but they're too cramped to use to change into THIS.

Don't worry, driver, I'll sort this out with that traffic warden

Actually darling, I think they said the fancy dress theme was 'amour'..

Iron Man: I don't know where I put my wallet.......would you mind getting this?

Sure she had a magnetic personality, but she was after all a water sign.

"hmm well that's a first, they usually keep on driving"

You're not going to believe this, but I think I left my wallet in the Mk II suit.

Red light indicates doors are secure.

I, Robert.

'Course I remembers 'im when 'e was just plain Mr. Chaplin

The Brave New World of congestion charge enforcement.

its the financial cuts it seems even iron man can no longer afford fuel for his repulsor jets.
we can only marvel at his ingenious and steatlthy method of creeping up on his enemies, go iron man go.

Fuel costs cool Iron Man's jets!

And step on it. I have a pressing engagement.

The court ruled that Russell Brand had to wear a "chastity suit"

Is this the place for the Doctor Who auditions?

Fans of the original were not pleased by the remake of Taxi Driver

This year Maureen was determined to hold her own in the Christmas sales rush.

Things were about to turn ugly at the annual cake baking competition when the contestant placed fourth turned up..

Iron Man II: The Curse of the Killer Cabs

I'm you're worst nightmare, also I can knit..

And step on it, driver. I should just have time to get my make-up on before "The Weakest Link."

Black Friday bargain hunting was going to be tough, but Carol was up to the challenge

To ensure victory Lewis Hamilton was going to try something a little bit different.

Does my bum look big in this?

Cab Man and Iron Man insist they're "just good friends"

You put your left leg in, left leg out, in, out.....

Not exactly what we meant by winning the Iron Man competition, Gary

Russian aluminium magnate 'not attracted' to Iron Man.

Excuse me but I've just let one go in this suit and I need some air.

Chafing? Don't talk to me about chafing!

The Bullingdon Club were going to take no chances of their annual photo coming back to haunt them this time..

Iron Man's suit required a radical redesign when Robert Downey Jr's stubbed toe started to swell....

The influx of scrap dealers in the neighbourhood made walking back late at night from the pub impossible

You'd have a high voice too if your crotch was wrapped in kevlar!

"I want your clothes, your boots and your TX4"

Ferrous Blower's Big Day Out.

Johnathon Ross takes a few precautions before his meeting with the Ö÷²¥´óÐã.

"Luke, I am your Godfather."