Thursday's Quote of the Day
10:00 UK time, Thursday, 4 December 2008
"Santa got attacked, one of the elves got smacked in the face and pushed into a pram" - Adrian Wood, now ex-security guard at Lapland New Forest
The trials and traumas of those in the employ of Lapland New Forest, not to mention its legions of underwhelmed visitors, continue - see today's Paper Monitor, later, for more. But for those who are keeping the faith, the attraction has relaunched its website with the inimitable slogan (and runner-up in the Quote of the Day stakes): "Lapland New Forest.. It's You that Makes It Beautiful"
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