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Bertie Bassett is finally released from Guantanamo Bay

The effects of IVF on test tube babies is clear.

Today Cadburyworld, tomorrow the Universe

Willy Wonky and his Chocolate Factory

Health and safety gone mad at the tuck shop

Unbeknownst to Doctor Evil, Mini-Me was developing his own army

Mausouleum of the First Kinder Emperor

Call yourself an army of heroes? Stop shaking!

Clone Wars

Not merely content with rotting children's teeth, the evil sweetshop owner had his eyes on world domination

Jellycotta Soldiers stand firm in the recent attack by mad scientist

Anthony Gormley's £1m prototype for "Field" proves just too tempting to one small boy.

Even Watson and Crick had to start somewhere.

Young Frankenstein takes the first step towards infamy...

If only the evil sorcerer could stop people eating his voodoo dolls ...

"I don't care how big he is, black with square specs? Soooo 1986"

There were just too many- some would have to be put up for adoption

Gela-tin-tin

Little did he suspect that after hours of painstaking arrangement of his jelly army, his evil kid sister would exact her revenge...

Upon hearing the screams from behind him Fred asks George 'Never mind my legs turning to jelly. I think the rest of me has too.'

The only problem with Jelly-Baby Draughts was that there were never any men left over to crown the queens

sorry...that should be 'Fred tells george'

As the British Museum prepared to return the Terracotta Army, the curator couldn't help but wonder if they looked a little different...

Always popular, Tim particularly enjoyed GCSE Queue Forming.

"Well Mike, it's not an accurate representation of the Terracotta Army. For a start, it's edible..."

Although only thirteen, George already had quite a large family

China suspects Bassets have genetically modified their Terracotta Army

Progress was hindered by the demise of every fifth jelly

Taking time out from his role as MD of Triple Velvet Toilet Rolls, Seigfried continued in his attempt to manufacture a mini army of Gelatine-Based super soldiers...

Derek's uncle was in for a shock when he opened his birthday present : he'd asked for sherry ...

Someone was going to have the mother and father of all sugar rushes once the cameras had gone.

Rehearsals were not going well for the 2012 opening ceremony...

In spacing no one can hear you scream

"And here comes the evil Dr Hook. Scream away me beauties."

Gela-tin soldiers

Claw Vending Machine Training: Barry could only hope to emulate his brother, who in next week's finals be picking out a needle from inside a teddy bear stuffed with hay.

And somewhere up above, the cat was poised and waiting for the perfect moment to jump.

It takes allsorts to be a scientist these days.

Run for your lives guys we are about to be privatised!

Sorting the little girls from the little boys was easier using his tweezers,

Derek loved re-enacting the Battle of Jellysburg

"Attention, Arnie, this is your sister Gwen. Give me the fiver, or I'm letting the dog in. "

When picturing them all naked just won't cut it.

"Let's just hope he doesn't throw a wobbly"

All Gerald's soldiers were from the same mould

"And it even has a thing for taking the heads off jelly babies."

Bob happily mis-remembered the old maxim, "An army marches in your stomach."

Jake started causing trouble when he visited the cloning lab on "take your kids to work" day

Gerald was about to test the melting point of jellies with the creme brulee torch his mother had stashed in the gadget drawer.

To stop the bags exploding, your job is to separate the jellyboys from the jellygirls...

"Excellent!" cried the Jelly Babies. "We have finally created our own monster so we can take over this world, breed pigs for their gelatin and multiply! Victory shall be OURS!"

Do not fight the claw. Do not anger the claw. He has been chosen.

It's an army of safecrackers

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Right - all you in the front row - last one to topple over backwards is a rotten egg!

Luckily, Derek's Mum was having an affair with the local dentist

Tonight we dine in hell!

An army may march on its stomach, but too many jellies and it's rolling around holding it instead.

Derek's sweet tooth would soon turn into sweet gums

Little Cruellyn De Ville makes a scarf.

Under-age sex was no longer a problem once 12 year old Nigel had perfected his IVF technique.

The formula for the ideal test tube baby: one from the top row, one from the bottom, and three more from wherever you like.

The non-Aryan Jelly Babies were really in for it now that Frodo had found their hideout...

Conscripts turn to jelly at thought of tour in Afghanistan

I said "Terracotta", not "Pannacotta"

Screaming Jelly Babies - the latest NHS campaign to stop people eating too many sweets

What a great way to make people eat fewer sweets - now if we could only develop screaming cigarettes too ...

With a smile, little Eric told the regiment they were being disbanded ...

The Screaming Jelly Baby science is sponsored by the British Dental Association.

The Ancient Britons quaked as they saw the approach of the Roman legions under Jellius Caesar

Young George Bassets IVF experiments produced a unique line of test tube babies

The army's diversity policy was beginning to seem a little over the top...

National Science Week, only smarties need apply.

Alas poor Jack's plan would be foiled, as the Jelly Beanstalk was about to be uprooted.

At the approach of summer, the vast herds of jelly babies returned from their long march. Their natural predators waited patiently. Many would perish, but enough would survive the perilous journey to ensure the future of the species.

Megan couldn't understand where her old silicon breast implants had got to

Now remember, men, only give your name, rank and E-number

As the credit crunch hits the scientific community, Univeristy College London reveals its new direction in stem cell research.

"Man I'm sick of this marching, feel like my legs have turned to jelly."

The credit crunch forces cut backs in Doctor Who's special effects for 'Return of the Cybermen'

The Milky Bar Kid's night job.

Gerald was determined to prove that he had indeed guessed closest on the number of jellies in the jar

But little Bob had big ideas : after he'd melted down all the jelly babies, he was going to form one huge monster to force the free world into submission

Shhh, quiet lads. Don't give away our position.

Later, Derek was hoping to clean up with Jelly Child Benefits

"...on the seventh day God surveyed his creation and saw that it was tasty."

The marines were under the command of Admiral Jellycoe

Derek's toy soldiers had a well-defined pectin order

Hand, solo, finds chewy.

Beyonce's new dance team lined up......
Was the world really ready for all this jelly.....?

Moe was getting very worried as Jason started with "Eeny, meeny, miny..."

The Jelly-Totta Army

Bring on the trumpets!!!

Davros, The Early Years

Unfortunately, Richard's army was doomed, as Bertie Bassett had tanks

Red Jelly Baby #17 shut his eyes and whispered as the Mighty Tweaser hovered over him, "Anything but feet first, anything but feet first".

Unfortunately, Simon's army had dwindled since many of his soldiers had confected to the other side

Do Jelly Babies ever get old enough to go beyond their sell by date?

Astronaut? Football player? No, Dickie had dreams of being a chartered accountant.

"As if those damned chocolate frogs weren't bad enough" thought Harry as the Hogwart's Express was overrun by little jelly people