Paper Monitor
11:59 UK time, Friday, 12 June 2009
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
The sheer audacity of the woman. First Kate Winslet tells the press that she doesn't employ child care to raise her brood, then she, er, changes her mind and employs a part-time nanny.
What's more, her spokesman tells the Daily Mail, "Kate has never said that she did not have a nanny at a time when she did have a have a nanny."
Sorry Mr Spokesman, there's an ocean of ambiguity in that statement. Can you be more clear on this matter - did Kate Winslet have a nanny at a time when she said she did not have a nanny?
And was she one of the parent who took part in , also reported in today's Mail?
Talking of which, a Ö÷²¥´óÐã presenter has been rumbled (Paper Monitor grew up on a diet of Enid Blyton, sorry old chap) for sprinkling The Smiths song titles into broadcasts.
The Guardian has of Chris Packham's antics on Springwatch, surmising that it's a bet to earn a few pints from mates.
Paper Monitor would never compromise its performance by doing such a thing.
Thanks to all those readers who responded to yesterday's clarion call for more . We're now into four figures.
To that of readers was not a measure on our part, but the Magazine and its readers/fans go .
OK, Web Monitor, I've won. You owe me a gin and tonic.
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