Caption Competition
13:57 UK time, Friday, 30 October 2009
Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed.
This week, the Grim Reaper rides in a motorised coffin in Salem, Massachusetts. Yes, Halloween is approaching. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
6. daveworkman
Alongside the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse, the Armageddon also brought with it the delights of Last of the Summer Wine series 5,365.
5. j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n
Nought to six feet under in 3 seconds.
4. eattherich
The Stones finally admit that it is one tour too many.
3. BeckySnow
"Fancy a re-match, Hammond?"
2. SeanieSmith
"Maybe I'm milking this man flu thing a bit too much."
1. Decoyman
KITT and The Hoff film the last episode of Knight Rider.
The 
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:'Ere, you're a chemist. Have you got anything to stop this coffin?
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:Nah, the Grim Reaper's in the next coffin - I'm the Happy Reaper.
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Reapster gets his ride pimped
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:The scythe? Oh someone told me it wasn't the scythe that was important ...
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:Fed up with hacking people to death, the Grim Reaper decides it's quicker to run them over instead ...
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At 29th Oct 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:Top Bier's new mystery test driver.
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Blue Oyster Cult tour bus
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At 29th Oct 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:In pall position.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:And Mr. Grim even has a street named after him in Hamburg ...
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:What not to wear to the rehearsal dinner
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At 29th Oct 2009, Pendragon wrote:I just hope my late uncle remembered me in his wheel
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Trick, treat or trundle?
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Oh dear, did I forget to pay my taxes again?
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:It's got 'HIS' written on one side, and 'HEARSE' on the other
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:I'm not riding in that, it's a death trap.
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:Oh no, he's not trying to get publicity for 'Strictly Come Dancing' again, is he?
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Speed kills.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:Deaths affection for the boy racer culture, which has given him lots of work, goes one step too far.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:At least it wasn't the salmon mousse this time
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At 29th Oct 2009, DylanRex wrote:Taxidermy: Have a loved one stuffed and delivered to your door by Death himself.
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:American funeral director finds a neat way of stealing the coffins for further cremations
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:It was the only way I could get away with using my mobile
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
No officer, I was going dead slow.
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:I know you wanted me to get an Audi, but I think your really going to like it.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Philadelphia welcomes Yankees fans for Game 3
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At 29th Oct 2009, Dan_Alderson wrote:Black Stig makes his return
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 29th Oct 2009, sternpaddler wrote:cor - look 'at the 'ead on that bier
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At 29th Oct 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:Death finally does something about people trying to run away when he comes to collect them.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:Yes, he did indeed love that lawn tractor
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At 29th Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:Latest figures show hospital waiting lists increasing.
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At 29th Oct 2009, same_vans wrote:Part Death, Part Coffin, Part Tractor. Hallowe'en was the only time of the year Graham really felt normal.
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:Just park outside Mrs. Wilberforce's room and keep waving to her - we've got somebody else lined up for her room
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At 29th Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:He could park where he liked - nobody dared clamp him
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:I was the only way we could bury Coco the Clown with his shoes on
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At 29th Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Speed it and weep
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At 29th Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:The recession had hit Mr Death hard, his chauffeur driven hearse had had to go, and he was now forced to cut lawns at the weekend just to make ends meet....
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At 29th Oct 2009, lechaise wrote:Use Public Transport? I'd rather die!
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Prince Phillip still trundling round Ascot in 50 years time
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:After hitting him with my Mondeo, I just had to take a photograph - my insurance company would never have believed me
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At 29th Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:The pall bearers are all six cylinders under
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:With even more postal strikes looming, the Royal Mail had to make do with just a skeleton staff
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At 29th Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:RIP General Motors
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Drive a British Leyland Marina? He must be out of his skull.
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Nought to six feet under in 3 seconds.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Some of the original crew members turn up for yet another Star Trek convention
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At 29th Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:"0 to 60 in 3 seconds" the salesman told me.
"Yeah, off a cliff" I said, and it turns out I was right!
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:This Christmas, don't drink & drive.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:Brakes? Why would I have brakes fitted?
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At 29th Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:There was no room on the broomstick
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Some wag gives Maggi Hambling's Oscar Wilde statue the seasonal treatment.
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At 29th Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:Michael Jackson fans insist This Isn't It
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At 29th Oct 2009, asdfXasdf wrote:Batman's gone downhill, hasn't he?
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At 29th Oct 2009, Raven Clare wrote:What do you mean - what sort of key do I use to start this?
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At 29th Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:....somehow the 2010 Formula One season wasn't going to be quite the same again........
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At 29th Oct 2009, Marquee wrote:Kiera's denials over weight problems start to wear thin
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At 29th Oct 2009, Raven Clare wrote:I'm just off to contest the will
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At 29th Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:"Excuse me my good man, could you give me directions to MacDonalds? I'm just dying for a Big Mac"..
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At 29th Oct 2009, Raven Clare wrote:I'm just off to my doctor's for a second opinion
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Fabulous mileage - it's always running on empty
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Wake up, time to drive
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At 29th Oct 2009, Robin Johnston wrote:I'm looking forward to the rest of the window shopping.
Now, stop distracting me - I just missed the JOKE SHOP!
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:Following last weeks fiasco, the Grim Reaper receives a warm welcome when arriving at Television Centre to join the panel for Question Time.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Raven Clare wrote:After the accident, it was impossible to separate Derek from his invalid carriage
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At 29th Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:Even Castle Greyskull needs its lawns mowing.
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:The penalty for stealing the boss's parking space would prove quite severe for young Perkins
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At 29th Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Raven Clare wrote:I see Yorick's Motors are running another publicity campaign
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At 29th Oct 2009, Marquee wrote:The latest innovation in public transport...Death and Taxis
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At 29th Oct 2009, Billynug wrote:Archaeologists today announced they have found what they believe to be the remains of Harry Houdini's last ever trick - sawing his assistant in half. They also believe the trick did not go according to plan
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At 29th Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:Put's a whole new spin on the old adage: 'It wasn't the cough that carried him off....'
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Fancy a re-match, Hammond?
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At 29th Oct 2009, embraboy wrote:"It's not the cough that carries you off..."
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Top Gear book their best ever guest for Star In A Reasonably Priced Car.
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Right, let's have the bad news first
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At 29th Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:Sponsorship was proving to be a bit of a problem......
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At 29th Oct 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:The items claimed in the MPs expenses scandal takes a turn for the worse.
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:And when it breaks down, I simply ring up the headless horseman
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At 29th Oct 2009, Marquee wrote:Death was determined to cash in on the publicity now that Terry Pratchett had mad him famous
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At 29th Oct 2009, Bangledancer wrote:"It was supposed to be a pale hearse......." sighed Death
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At 29th Oct 2009, Billynug wrote:Err....excuse me but I am not from round here. Do you mind telling me if this the dead centre of town?????
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Even in death, Fingers O'Toole still had a getaway car waiting for him
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At 29th Oct 2009, Decoyman wrote:KITT and The Hoff film the last episode of Knight Rider
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At 29th Oct 2009, Marquee wrote:Death was unsure that using Max Clifford to handle his PR was the right choice after all
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:Does it come with a Boo Tooth device?
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:The Grim Reaper found a modified lawn-ower much faster thaathe old scythe
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At 29th Oct 2009, HughMcKinney wrote:Gordon Brown launches the Labour Election bus.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:The Grim Reaper found a modified lawn-mower much faster than the old scythe
(correction)
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At 29th Oct 2009, Marquee wrote:Death was so upset that he couldn't work out where to hang the pink fluffy dice.
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At 29th Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:Other than industrial goth rock, Marilyn loved nothing more than go-karting.
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At 29th Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:No need to blow the horn, they just move when they see me coming
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At 29th Oct 2009, Keira76 wrote:In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxis. Oh, wait.
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Bruce Forsyth is asked to star in the new live-action version of "Wacky Races"
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:It's a cold rod
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At 29th Oct 2009, Dodie James wrote:It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a life..
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At 29th Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:Celebrating the 50th birthday of the M1 was proving slightly difficult....
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At 29th Oct 2009, Bangledancer wrote:"IT JUST HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE BINKY RETIRED" pondered Deatb a little sadly.......
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At 29th Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:Despite having been dead for many years, Harry Worth is resurrected for yet another series of "Hearse Harry"
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At 29th Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:Chrysler expand their 'looks a bit like a hearse' range.
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