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The Northern Lights? Nor way.

Looks like someone's having a fjord Fiesta

If aliens were going to start to conquer Earth, do you honestly think they'd start in Norway?

Virgin Galactic's inaugural flight gets stuck on a ring road near Alpha Centauri

Guess who got Photoshop for their birthday?

It's a fjord Galaxy

I don't know what they are, but Patrick Moore's becoming apoplectic

And this is what you get when one buys the Deluxe Bankers Only Bonus Fireworks selection box.

George Lucas begins filming Star Wars Episode 7 without telling anybody

Professor Brian Cox issues a swift apology to anybody he may have previously referred to as a tw*t.

Don't forget to pin the Catherine Wheel to a fence post.

The budget for the final Harry Potter film is the largest yet.

Skywriting pilot's joystick gets stuck and he vanishes up his own slogan

Now do you believe me Scully?
Mulder, it'll be students, it's always students!

YES ITS YOU WE鈥橵E COME FOR. NO, NOT YOU - THE INTELLEGENT ONE WITH THE WHISKERS, FUR AND THE TAIL..

It's not the taste of pears that I don't like, it's the texture, too gritty.

Shone et lumiere

Bjorn, you can switch it off. The coach load of tourists who paid to see the Northern Lights have gone now.

Strange Finns seen in the sky

This year's Christmas lights in Trondheim were the most spectacular ever

Coffee shops sales soar as God endorses cappichino.

Suddenly, there was a smell of burning, and a terrifying scream came from Rolf Vogt's house

Sorry God, that's a miss, now let's have a look at what you could've won!

Yeah, it's definitely the red wire you cut ...

主播大秀r Simpson finally switches on the Christmas lights on his house

Go on Inge, give us a twirl

But Icarus just would not listen to his father

Mystery solved lads, it鈥檚 a Ryanair flight looking for their airport for Rome..

Mr. Bean enjoyed his holiday in Scandinavia very much

After so many people had recognised the sign, the odds dropped sharply on another "Norway - Nil Points" at next Eurovision Song Contest

Luckily, only Richard Branson was on the test flight

God zaps Gene Roddenberry for his split infinitive

Where's Sigourney Weaver when you need her?

'Mr Wayne'
'Yes Alfred'
'I think you've forgotten the bat stencil'

Sven I told you the caravan was too heavy for the Volvo, now just dip your lights.

At long last, God agrees to listen to what people on Earth have to say - this is his cochlea

Just in time for Christmas, Norwegian scientists perfect their new Reindeer Microwave

Red sky at night, shepherd鈥檚 delight. Red sky at dawn.. hang on, what the heck is that, coz the sheep are marching in three ranks towards it.

Arthur Dent took this photograph just before the planet Earth was demolished to make way for an intergalatic bypass

ET finally gets through to home

Oslo news day

I told you Santa was overworking those reindeer - look what their methane has done to the ozone layer

Mostly harmful

Saint Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

鈥淐aptain Mainwaring! Put that light out!鈥�
鈥淪tupid boy, Pike.鈥�

MP - phone homes

Sales of commemorative "End of the World" coffee mugs went through the roof

No, don't open that door, Mr. Branson ...

Branson is clearly in a pickle

is that the best you can do.. very troll.

Today Tromso, tomorrow the world

Attempts from the future to savatage the Higgs-Boson gets more desperate

Honey, what sort of mushrooms were in the soup?

I got CERN on the line, they say there are some issues with the LHC and want to know how we knew!

Alistair Darling hires Derren Brown to convince the country his Pre-Budget Report is good

And I think you鈥檒l find, Dr Watson, that the telescope should be the other way round..

Perhaps we shouldn't have asked Prince Philip to negotiate with the Martian leaders

Norway looks to outclass Lyons' Fete des Lumieres

"Looks like Santa was in need of a new Sat/Nav."

After hearing in the pub that whirlpools always travel in the same direction if you are in the northern hemisphere, God decides to try out the theory

Yule shoot your eye out, kid

It was the only thing we could think of to make the Powerpoint presentation more interesting.

Bored alien scientists turn Earth's ozone layer into an Etch-a-sketch

You're not a very good zoo keeper. How many times have I told you that naked flames and flatulent Oozlum birds do not mix!

Now just get it to spell out the letters 'troll-ywood' and we might have a deal.

Its been confirmed... its a new world record for the Norwegian Shot Putter

It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Which way to Area 51?

Someone must have taken down the "No Smoking" sign in the Bergen Fireworks Factory

We can't let the public know the truth; quick, call a spin doctor.

No, I don't know what it means, but, in a film, it usually means someone's having sex

I can almost hear the sea

Advert from the Norwegian Lottery. It is You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it come in other colours?

Yes, but do you see what I see?

Oh no, this is awful! UK Gold must be bringing back "The Time Tunnel."

I know, post it in the caption competition, then we'll use the winning entry as our official story.

A new type of bottle opener proves a success in Norway

Unknown, Sir, but I don't think we can blame North Korea for this one.

Turns out Michael Palin was right and John Cleese was wrong. The Norwegian Blue Parrot was alive. Just look at it fly!!!!!!!

"It's life Jim but not as we know it........."

Smokie? Yeah, and for 24 hours we'll deny it's Aurora Borealis.

When Earth is suddenly invaded by the Smash martians, they choose Norway as it's the only country that's crinkle-cut

Van Gough's Starry Starry Night joins the digital age

Oh dear, the flux capacitor seems to have gone missing again.

But the Martians decided not to invade, as they didn't want to inhabit a country where everybody stared at them all the time

"The Tardis was real after all"

Hey, if wallpaper can win a Turner Prize...

EA's latest 'Call of Duty' game was very impressive, but the peripherals were rather expensive ...

Apple launches the iPhone strobe light app...

Hasbro launch the Digital Edition Spirograph just in time for Christmas.

No, no, no! It was supposed to say "Congrats Obama"

Now is not the time to find you backed the wrong religion after all

Virgin Galactic's inaugural flight returns to Earth earlier than expected after a rear tail-light fails

'The message seems to be coming from a distant corner of the Virgo Supercluster, Captain... It appears to be from some kind of female life form... something about Tiger Woods...?'

Einstein was at last proved right....no one cares about relativity.

"I'm Thor" said the God of thunder. "Use Vaseline then" came the smart reply!

鈥淧ilot Officer Jones?鈥�
鈥淵es, Navigator Smithers?鈥�
鈥淣orfolk鈥檚 flat isn鈥檛 it?鈥�

"What was that?"
"Don't worry. That's just the press conference for the Obama medal award..."

The new iPhone Catherine Wheel app goes down a storm!