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Psychiatrists think they have finally solved the puzzle over just how you get inside someone's head

"Oh look, there's granddad - we buried him in the sand there in 1983!"

Cezanne was here

When Easter Island just isn't in the budget

On me head son!

It's a Mr Death or something...

Finally, Giles and Chalkie get a fitting tribute.

Fabio Capello ponders the 4-4-2 stairway to heaven formation..

Where do you go to, my lovely?

What makes you think there are pirates about?
There just AAAR...

In five hundred years this going to really screw up a future Tony Robinson and 'Time Team'.

You didn't notice anything strange on your way home from the pub did you, darling?

Whoever sculpted that needs his head examined

If you have a skeleton key, you can get in the door at the back

Public sector pay is frozen for three years and Iain Duncan Smith has been cut back to the bare bone.

Well, we think he used to be the Mister Big in the Neolithic period.

Who made that? The head gardener?

If the Grateful Dead did playgrounds

The only way to get a-Head in the gardening trade?..

I said I wanted to be a botanist, not a lobotomist

Memorial to a stripper gone too far..

Halloween Ten, Beyond 3D.

At least there aren't sny fairies at the TOP of the garden

You've been on eBay again, haven't you?

Osteoporosis wasn't a problem for Grandma... reading the instructions for the calcium tablets was another matter though.

At least there aren't sny fairies at the HEAD of the garden

(correction)

Phrenology for fun and profit

Percy Thrower's burial place finally discovered

But on the positive side, it does keep the cats out of the flower beds.

Landscaping by Damien Hirst

George often went for a crafty drink in his shed - at least he could say he wasn't out of his skull

Grandad's relatives were growing impatient about their inheritances

Killing Hagrid off wasn't going to blight the Harry Potter theme park.

It looks as if Rover has been digging up bones again

Court No 2 wasn't nicknamed "the graveyard" for nothing.

Everyone comes to he who waits. And waits..

I said I wanted geraniums planted ... not craniums!

Global warming, the untold dangers.

How to get a head in gardening

What makes you think we went the wrong way in the hedge maze?

This must be the Peter Crouch Memorial Garden

Look what those foxes have done to my Granma

How to get inside the mind of a long dead pilot..

I told you those goldfish you put in the pond had awfully big teeth ...

The great thing about playing on grass is the bonce.

And wait until you see what we did with the rest of his bits...

Boy, your new dog can't half dig!

OK, but the cheap weed-killer is just as good as the expensive stuff, you said ...

They had an enormous hole to dig to lay the foundations but there was always an expert in skulduggery present

If Andy Warhol had worked for B&Q...

Wembley’s head groundsman wore a worried expression..

In the distance, a vulture realised that *this* was his lucky day..

And let that be a lesson to the rest of you

When The Elephant Man donated his body to science, he hadn't expected his head to be given to botanists

It's going to be a rather shorter version of the 'Dem bones' song I'm afraid.

The Mafia exacted swift retribution to anyone who failed to observe their Law'n Order

I was too lazy to worship false gods while alive but I'm bone idol in death.

There was an old woman who lived in a skull
Who had so many children it just wouldn't rhyme

The Mafia exacted swift retribution to anyone who failed to observe their Law'n Order

(correction)

Dyde Park

How Hannibal Lecter's garden grows.

In an effort to stop theft, Barclay's unveil their new Hole in the Head ATM

Socket to me!

The Green Giant hadn't been so jolly recently.

Addams Family gardeners

With a skull that big, no wonder Aeschylus was a sitting target for any passing eagle with a spare turtle to crack.

That explains why Mary was quite contrary

This was undoubtedly the most difficult hole on the new mini golf course

You don't think the poison control warning is too suble, then?

You don't think the poison control warning is too subtle, then?
(correction)

Darling, what did you say our new neighbour, Mr Silver, did for a living?

But he seemed fine when he started watching the Mahut v Isner match.

Sometimes I think I'm a fatalist. But then again, even if I were, what could I do about it?

One-upping the Jones' for the local open gardens day got harder each year.

Oh, that remonds me, the taxes are due.

Oh, that reminds me, the taxes are due.
(correction)

The new playground slide was missing a key feature...

Hey did anybody get the number of that lawn-mower?

Looks like the gardener has overdone the bone meal fertiliser on the lawn again.

All this, and getting ahead as well..Jolly Good!

Yes, the funeral director is an avid gardener.

The park was beautiful, considering there was only the head gardener and a skeleton staff

Did you remember to do the dead-heading?

"...and Hogwarts forever more can be reminded of the great man that was Hagrid!"

And this is the Anne Boleyn Garden

One minute he was practising on his vuvuzela, the next he'd blown his brains out

With the new x-ray microscope, they could finally work out just how small Rooney's brain was

Capello has Terry reprogrammed

Napes and ladders

So it's been a long night and something ain't right...

What makes you think the gardener's depressed?

Grass cede

This wasn't quite the prominent position for which Menzies Campbell was hoping.

The Jones family proudlu show their new fixed gaze-bo

And this is the Monument to the Unknown French Aristocrat

It's dedicated to Worthing's Neighbourhood Watch scheme.

It was not looking good for General McChrystal as he was invited to the White House Rose Garden.

An Indiana Jones fan are we?

I'm only here for the bier.

Poor Yorick, alas, was too big to get into the theatre