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I know, I know, its seven minutes past four!!

Fans are thrilled to see someone who isn't a guest celebrity at Glastonbury

The latest 3D TV prototype went down surprisingly well with the test audience.

Bubble rap music

Lips schtick.

Fans had been expecting to see Michael Bublé, not Wayne Bubbly

Bubble rap

Décolletage, and how to obtain the best views.

Wayne had taken precautions after last year's disastrous attempt at crowd-surfing

With fan support, Coyne re-invents "Rock and Roll."

Yeah, we're re-forming as "The Hamsters"

The fourth official can at last be used effectively to see whether the ball did cross the line.

Coyne? Nah, they only accept credit cards around here.

It was all fun until he realised there was no toilet in there.

Glastonbury rolls out swine flu precautions for under £1 billion - just a year late.

Wayne's whorled.

Wayne was known to his friends as Bubbles, because he never seemed to have a hankie

Wayne smiles as he remembers the days when crowd surfing didn't have to take into consideration Health and Safety.

Coyne was well-protected against the elements, Wayne or shine

It always Waynes at Glastonbury!

Wayne was trying to recreate the effect of Michelangelo's painting in the Sistine Chapel

Look, he's waving to us.

Actually, I think he's gasping for breath.

Wayne's flatulence was getting worse

In fact, it was the audience who had been put into the bubble for their own protection

The audience adored "Tiger Feet," but, unfortunately, Mud didn't put in an appearance at Glastonbury this year

Wayne did indeed look a little Neanderthal - in fact, he was the original Pilton Man

OK, guys, hands up who wants their watches stolen?

Wayne laughed now, but little did he know that a fan's pointed metal rings were about to end his hygienic crowd-surf.

It was a good thing there was no mud this year, otherwise it might have been a case of Lip Sink

The Flaming Lips' performance came to an abrupt end after an unfortunate duet with the Scissor Sisters

With all the contagious illnesses going the rounds, Wayne wasn't taking any chances

"What did you say? England won 4-1?! Awesome!"

Is there anybody there?

Now hands that do dishes can feel as soft as .... plastic?

So who's the Hamster now Hammond?

"Me and my bubble
rolling round the hands of fans"

"You need hands to hold someone you care for"

The latest version of Twister clearly wasn't going well

4am at the 24 hour garage.

Rory McGrath's weight loss bubble was working remarkably well.

The crowd had been expecting Dark Side of the Moon not Inside of the Balloon.

The early signs were that the new series of The Prisoner was going to be a success

Unlike Wayne Rooney, Wayne Coyne's bubble didn't burst at the weekend

Bubbles have always been popular with weans

This was the last time he would wear spandex trousers after having beans for lunch

Rock n roll about

Surprisingly, the audience were quite happy to discuss the rate of inflation

He prayed that Bobby Gentry wasn't next onstage.

New Health and Safety rules about crowd surfing take affect at this year's Glastonbury

Little did Wayne know that his festival was about to come to an abrupt end as Lil' Kim took to the stage with 'Put Your Lighters Up'!

Richard Branson regretted saying "Hands up if you want me to shave".

"Whatever you do, don't let the guy that puffs smoke into balloons anywhere near this - unless it's wacky baccy".

The crowd were clearly ab-zorbing the atmosphere

Didn't see the one above - sorry - :-)

When they said they were having a ball, I thought...

Wayne Coyne did an impromptu imitation of the England footbal team and got rolled over

And that was the last anyone saw of Wayne until he was found lying on a beach in North Wales.

"You misunderstand - we came for The Orb, not the zorb."

OK, I'll be DiCaprio, who wants to be Winslett?

After stagehands released the Wayne Coyne from the neolithic amber, Flaming Lips frontman denied he was too old to be in a rock and roll band.

I am your Lord and Master! Bow down before my transparent wrath!

Now matter how much he smiled, there was just some aura about Bob that repelled people.

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For a rock star he was very insular

The stage diver had finally managed to appease the Health and Safety Manager

The usual disruption on a Virgin Galactic space flight. There’s always one idiot who inflates his survival bubble before leaving the cabin.

Wayne saw just what he was looking for in the window of the second hand shop.

Err, you with the cigarette, stand away from the bubble, now!

In space nobody can hear you scream. Unfortunately in Glastonbury we can.

So, what makes you think I don't get on with the rest of the band?

They knew they'd been duped when the physic claimed each palm she read, conjured the same image in her crystal ball

David Blaine tries pop

My main musical influence? Err, 'Pinball Wizard'.

I'm also known as Zorba the Geek.

Nobody invades my personal space not without a PIN number.

Wayne regretted eating bubble-gum after a curry

As wayne floated off into the distance, the crowd couldn't stop Dr. Glasto's bubble machine from claiming its first and only victim.

With the help of his friends Patrick McGoohan finally escapes from Portmeirion.

Wayne was enchanted by his psychiatrist and was shrink-rapt

Praise the Lord, the Messiah has risen!!!!!!!

After stagehands released Wayne Coyne from the neolithic amber, the Flaming Lips frontman denied he was too old to be in a rock and roll band.

Unfortunately, in the unexpected heat of the sun, Wayne's plastic mac swelled to over ten times its normal size

Wayne Coyne has denied being out of contact with his fans.

'I'm so pleased their dirty festival hands can't touch my face.'

We're not making a video - It's a cling film

Hands up. Who likes me?

FIFA are shown how the latest goal line technology identifies whether the ball crosses the line...

As a big fan of Joey in Friends, Wayne launched into an elaborate "This hand is your hand, This hand is my hand, Oh wait thats your hand, No wait its my hand"

When zorbing goes wrong

"You will know why I am smiling when they take the bung out of the back!"

It was a new Idea for the crowd to be able to see the lyrics in the speech bubble.

The crowd roared as Wayne came Bouncing on.

How come Kylie didn't wear a nice see-through outfit like that?

Hundreds perish in frozen Glastonbury river, whilst Wayne Coyne only laughs

Flaming Lips had one of the more important slots in the festival - Coyne-in-the-slot, see

All the ice had been left by the Arctic Monkeys

What was it going to be, Like a rubber ball you keep bouncing back to me or goodness gracious Great balls of fire?

It was the only way to keep him from stealing their watches

He was having an Aero moment.

Don't worry about the bubble, just "ab-ZORB" the atmosphere.