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Thanks to the drugs barons, the whole country is out of its skull

When George Michael dreams

Local girls emultate Lady Gaga with their chilly con carne outfits

We're enjoying this bicentennial so much, we're going to hold another one next year

What was Lady Gaga's entourage was wearing

Flirting with death again?

In the freezing weather, local girls emulate Lady Gaga with their chilly con carne outfits

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When it started raining, eveyrone put on their Tex Macs

And as Opus Dei members welcome the Pope they question why people find them so sinister.

Best Grateful Dead concert ever

Prada try to impress the Pope with their individual fashion collection before his trip to UK

Actually, we're celebrating Victoria Beckham's birthday

I don't know about you, but I just saw Derek Acorah legging it for the exit.

Esprit de corpse

While His Holiness is away, the Swiss Guard prepares for undercover operations against aggressive atheism

Only now are the side effects of Botox becoming apparent

What The Pope sees.

Carrion Girls

If they're the bridesmaids, I'd hate to see the bride!

Barbara Cartland's army of the dead

The entourage disembark at Edinburgh airport

Mexican taxi-drivers protest at the exclusion of their country from the Pope's UK Tour

The Corpse Bride II auditions were well attended

Barbara Cartland's army of the dead

Net Curtain Twitchers Pride March.

I don't fancy mine much either

Where are they now? We couldn't find Cagney, but here's Lacey.

Ratzinger's groupies pose for the press.

Don't acid rain on my parade

Fashion world taken by surprise as Delft launch ready to wear collection.

I took this one in the attic at Windsor

The Worthing Gay Pride march attracts the older generation too.

Daily Mail staff party.

Little Bo-Peep four minutes after the three minute warning

It's the sleeves, isn't it? I knew I should have had them taken in...

I see that 'Last of the Summer Wine' got a new series after all.

an uncomfortable moment for Skeletor as he spots He-Man in the crowd.

Sorry about the look, we haven't moisturised since the last parade

The first deaft of Michael Jackson's Thriller Video re-designed for pre-schoolers

Does my lumbar vertebrae look big in this?

I told you not to eat the oysters, but would you listen?

If this is what happens in a Catholic country, doesn't it make you proud to live in a in a secularised, pluralistic Third World country?

What happens when you eat the hottest chili

When laser eye surgery goes wrong

Brucie groupies gather for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.

Oi. Boy George. Have you finished sweeping those streets yet?

It was the best act they could dig up for the show.

Terminator 5: Blue Rinse

Bruce Forsythe does drag.

If this is to be the shape of recession, I'd say we're screwed.

No-one noticed that Rangers had fielded their second team, too.

I have a bone to pick with you

"Good grief Veronica - you look like death warmed up!"

Too right we brought out our dead

The Rolling stones kick off their latest tour.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were never the same once Trinny & Susannah had finished with them.

The Pope visits a third-world country.

Slimmer of the year 2010

British Leyland Owners Club adopt disguise once they realise this was not supposed to be a parade in the Metro City

The Pope's backing band looked past their best.

Mystery of the Queen Mum’s missing hat solved.

The ulimate face lift

Strictly Come Prancing......

Just another freshers week

And she said say that once more and i'll slap your face off

Shucks, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that darn dog of yours we'd have gotten away with it...

My haven't Cameron and Clegg aged since they took control

Yes, they look fabulous, but their scent is a bit off

Antonio Federici's new marketing campaign drew less complaints - but did little to the sales of ice-cream

The organiser's message of recreating the things as they were 200 years ago, wsa not as clear as they wanted it to be

Miss Rivers have you forgotten your makeup?

In a game of charades, they acted out enCHILadas

Yeah, thats what my wife looks like after a couple of drinks as well

Corpse bridesmaids

'...And if it was my personal bicentennial, this is what I'd look like'

It's Vatican Fashion Week and all eyes are on the new papal spring collection.

Following the succes of the WI's "The Harmonies" the Darby and Joan club's attempt at "Girls Aloud" was not as succesful.

Been waiting long?

The 2012 volunteers are a bit thin on the ground so far.

We swapped out the Chinese lanterns for safety’s sake

'"I wouldn't be seen dead in a doyley", you said!'

Doing the Can-Can in Cancun

Ain't Death a drag!

Avatar Zombie Brides stretch the franchise ever so slightly.

Skullduggery

"And we've had got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"

"For the Tea Party, we're crossing the border into Arizona..."

Due to an admin error, Droitwich Council were obliged to continue the annual Queen Mother lookalike contest until 2015.

By employing only deceased Equity members the Ö÷²¥´óÐã can afford to freeze the Licence fee.

Scream 5.

What Hell's Angels REALLY look like.

I used to be a Cardinal, but then you make just one little remark..

Arsenic and Old Lace.

That's the problem with having AOL as your internet service provider - every time you log on, there's another article about Katie bloomin' Price

Grin and bare it.

Friday the 13th part 23, Jason picks a bride

Arsenic and Old Lace, the sequel

Bride or gloom?

The Weather Girl's diet was far more successful than had been anticipated.

Skull and cross dressers.