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Funeral pyre? Good. Line on the left, one flaming torch each...

Quite a few lads in the hall were going to be disappointed with the 鈥淲orld famous Japanese Pole Dancing exhibition鈥�.

The 'liar, liar' defence would prove a winner that day

Cuts force the ENO wig department to accept donations from local office shredders.

To ichiban his own

Hair lost its mojo? Get busy with the shredder and sellotape 鈥� it鈥檚 all about the confidence!

Because Mr Miyagi said to sweep the leg

You're all fired!

Great, here comes the flaming dragon.

Are we allowed a fireside chat?

I'm just here for the sushi

Many Hans make light work

Pass the muster

Sorry little Johnny, this formation pogo stick dancing display is for adults only..

Come on baby right my file.

How about another round of 'old bamboo'?

Safety measures in place at wasabi speed eating contest.

Hey, mister, there's no smoking here!

The rehearsal had been going fine until some bureaucrat pointed out that the Emperor had actually been reigning for 21-and-a-half years.

When with Roman candles, do as the Roman candles do.

Have the Teletubbies met their nemesis ? Tune in next week....

Mops gather protectively when they see boy touching moplet.

At the annual MM Caption Competition Winners鈥� Gala Ball (bring your own Kudos), Security search guests for any illegal puns..

Japanese firefighters rally to help Australian flood with giant mops.

New Japanese oil spill strategy unveiled

A broom with a few

Dad, are you sure we're just not the clean-up crew?

The Tokyo branch of the Hula Appreciation Society welcome their youngest member.

We use him to get cats down from Bonsai trees.

Magic Roundabout's Dougal becomes new mascot.

Liverpool fans queue up to mop up Roy's mess

Pixar give up on the computers for their latest blockbuster

"Had EVERYONE got a Nimbus 2000 for Christmas?" he wondered

"Stop that sirry raffing at once, Dibbre and Glubb..."

Becky Snow is first
to reign again. So it pours
as last year. Respect.

The game was given away by the stoppers on the giant bottles which the Brigade was smuggling into Ford Open Prison

Tesco have introduced a new line of mops for those of unusual stature. The range is available in Giant and Mini. Every little (and large) helps

No room for little squirts on Japanese fire parade

Zhi suddenly realised that perhaps his girlfriend鈥檚 story about being half-Chinese and half-parasol were true after all...

Let's see what wax on wax off has done you now youre in the real world.

Trading was at a high on the Tokyo Stick Exchange

Oops - Japanese!

I should never have left mine out in that rain !

The effigy was a little unfair. It wasn't Boris's fault that Tokyo hadn't been awarded the 2016 Olympics

Unfortunately, whilst the Fire Brigade was performing, their station burnt to the ground

I once dialled 99 by mistake, and they delivered an ice-cream

New Year? Burns Night would have been more appropriate.

We鈥檝e got a fire-boat too 鈥� it鈥檚 called Fireman Sam-Pan

Fireman Sham

Where鈥檚 the hose? The telephone directory鈥檚 full of them!

Alan Sugar鈥檚 scriptwriter (bottom right) tries to think of a catchphrase for him

Take the hat off, son 鈥� do you want us to look stupid?

The finalists of this year鈥檚 鈥淛apan鈥檚 Got Talent鈥� prepare for their grand finale of 鈥淟ight my Fire鈥�

Some British guy called us out just because there was no comments box 鈥�

The satirical point of the whole brigade dressing up as fireworks and then igniting themselves was lost on the audience

Fireman San

Apparently, the 主播大秀 Magazine Monitor editor鈥檚 stuck up a tree

Backstage at Tokyo Fashion Week, the model's queue for the catwalk

Each year, one fireman would be chosen to make the ultimate sacrifice by playing the role of the exploding patio heater.

Little Kwok-on was thrilled when Jim fixed it for him to see the local fire brigade look like idiots

In Japan, fire brigades rescue cats by firing rockets into the tree

Dr Evil introduces Mini-Surimi

Quit mucking about lads, I've just heard we're needed at a fiery view.

Super Mocio may have been small, but he knew he could wipe the floor in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Pirouetting at high speed was the key to Takuya's human car-wash.

#36 Reciprocated, Stigmondo!

The meaning of 'shoe-string budget' had gotten lost in translation

Lost in Translation: Blazing Squad's Japanese tribute band.

Hopeful contestants gather for Strip Curtain Doors Idol

Little Ar-Son was suprised not to be accepted by the Fire Department

Attention Crack Suicide Squad Clean-Up Crew! Wait for it...

It was the last time Dougal from "The Magic Roundabout" would ever visit Japan, unless they promised not to stick a broom up him again

Well, someone's gotta fly to Kent and put out Wayne Rooney, lad

No-one had yet told the Japanese dance troupe that the 2012 Olympics had been won by London.

A new ad is filmed to counter the declining sales of toilet brushes.

The bouncer turned away the two equals signs at the "subtraction sign only" party.

Issey Miyake's new fashion show was inspired by Salvador Dali.

The British Police think they're underfunded? These are riot shields.

Little Ar-Son was surprised not to be accepted by the Fire Department

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Unfortunately, weeks of rehearsal were about to go to waste as Ho noticed the manager of the Tokyo Massive Fireworks Emporium carelessly drop his fag

Cockney chimney sweeps in the Japanese production of Mary Poppins rival Dick Van Dyke's memorable performance.

Pontypandy Sushi Bar staff outing

"This is the queue to audition for Oliver Twist, right?"

Definitely not easy being the littlest samurai

Old Japanese proverb say: Father most proud when emulated by son
Another say: Father most displeased when family dog kebabed

Chief quizzes firemen about mysterious disappearance of station pole

Questions asked about style of bridesmaids' dresses at Royal wedding rehearsal

Japanese synchronised swimming team learn that opponents are scared of jellyfish

Bamboozled

C'mon baby light my fire

They nicknamed me "Loo",I mop out fires in the smallest room in a house.

Mum says if you can mop out here then you can mop at home as well!

The North Koreans start work on their new wall dividing them from the Capitalist South

The "Grate" Wall Of Burma

The army of the rising son

Tokyo Fire Department demonstrates its special dance to counter attacks by Godzilla

Sorry, mate - Gulliver say he wants all his cocktail umbrellas back

Tokyo Fire Department is criticised for diverting all its budget to developing a rain dance to put out fires

Mopping to see here!