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It looks impressive now, but it had not been all plane sailing ...

I call this one "Pippa" because it's got such a cute rear end.

Don't worry, said the Japanese film director, we'll add the Godzilla costume later

But Hans had only done it for the duty-free

Gulliver's travails.

Gulliver wondered just how he was going to continue his travels.

There was even a miniature Tannoy system announcing flight delays because of a strike by Spanish air traffic controllers

The people of Legoland were going to be spending that night in the Underground stations.

Richard just wished he hadn't left his landing light on when he went to bed

3.5 million Euros plus your booking fee, luggage excess, express check in, that'll be 7.2 million Euros please. Oh, you want to use a credit card....

Richard Branson loved playing in his back garden

Flight of fancy

Get me a tissue, we've just had another bird strike.

It was a tense moment for the Lufthansa passengers.

"Show me the brat with the beans and I'll let the rest go."

Lufthansel und Gretel

Staff and passengers alike complained of Air Traffic Control's "Big Brother" attitude.

See Mum! See dad! And you said a degree in Media Studies was a waste of time!

(It's ages since that one made the winners' list)

They've won three Dinky toy cars on one flight?

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I'm afraid you're over the three-inch-tall limit, Sir, so there's a £1,000 surcharge ...

Even Heathrow started from humble beginnings

Is it the bmibaby fleet?

All that attention to detail, and they can't even spell Wonderland!

Ryanair organises special flights for leprechauns

Baggage handling failures, my foot. It's them ruddy Borrowers again.

Wunderland employee straightens his Thai

Meanwhile, Ryanair was being set up in the car park half a mile away from the main airport.

"Chicken or beef?"

Rapid growth expansion was found to be a side effect of sniffing exhaust fumes from jetliners

I think we're gonna need a bigger plane

The only thing they didn't have to miniaturise were the in flight meals.

This one was just a trick of the tail.

The exhibition shocked most people with it's popularity as no one thought it would TAKE OFF.

The world really has got smaller with air travel

Laker airways re invents itself, Well you have to start somewhere

No papers this time

Will you be wanting french fries as well..?

The package holiday hits a new dimension, build your own plane

Lufthansa introduces bluebottle-sized planes for their new Fly-Drive holidays

And our miniature flight hostesses have fabulous uniforms.

The miniature airport felt just like a real one - lots of planes but no-one going anywhere

Virgin on the ridiculous

The copyright says Branson Enterprize...

Ryanair are offering hang gliders as an alternative

Your hand luggage is going to have to be even smaller I'm afraid

Queue the passengers

And our on-time departure rate exceeds 99.99% just so you know.

and Stelios thought he was the "big man" in the airline industry!

Budget Airlines - The Next Generation!

Your looking for Hamburg, sorry this is ANTwerp!

Your looking for Hamburg Airport, sorry this is ANTwerp Airport!

Everything was in readiness, but passengers still boycotted the airport due to catastrophic baggage retrieval system issues.

Security Alert!! Security Alert!! There is a tresspasser on the runway, stop all flights!

Gulliver's Travels

Roger!
Huh?
Request vector, over.
What?

The modelling judges still preferred the Airfix aircraft carrrier display, commenting that the airport display 'was good, but just a little plane.....'

Why Heathrow should never be tumble-dired!

No smoking, Captain!

Passenger disembarking were furious to find out the walkway lead to nowhere.

This is why you should keep your mobile turned off!

This one is two millimeters off the line.

"There are six emergency exits on board this plane, two at the front, two in the middle, and two at the rear. In the event of a headlong collision with a mountain, all these exits will be at the rear!"

Jim was adept at making it look difficult....in truth he was just winging it.

Six years, 3.5 million Euro, and I have to super glue my hand to the end of the Airbus just before we open to the public!

Here I am in Hamburg, and all my luggage has been sent to Toyland

Welcome to Heathrow Airfix.

You call that a Jumbo Jet?

Hamburg Airport by Herr Fix

I'm Andy - Fly me

Tragically,one mis-step from Jim had resulted in thirty-two tiny passenger fatalities before they even boarded the plane.

As a result of the recession, airline operators across the world are forced to reduce the scale of their operations.

The airports latest budget cuts were causing problems to passengers expecting to fly to Majorca...

On a wing and a prayer mat

British Airways? Never heard of them ...

The biggin Hill airshow was to be renamed The Little in airshow

Stelios vowed never to buy off eBay again without checking the full details.

Wunderland had to conceed that their black boxes would be particularly difficult to find 4000m below the Atlantic Ocean.

Not another strike? I've been watching for hours and not a single flight has taken off.

Slughaven

Richard Branson was still complaining about the pricing of tickets for certain airlines, It must have been an Airfix he was on about.

The government cuts have been really hard on the air travel industry...

Now that's what I call economy class!

You thought the Eyjafjallajokull explosion was bad. Jurgen the cleaner and his crafty fag in the toilet has grounded this lot for 3 months

This is a photograph of the hijacker taking the plane.........just before he put it into a duffel-bag and left the building by the nearest exit.

And each passenger has a luggage allowance of 0.25 ounces

Nick Park directs his new WW2 epic: "Barnes Wallis and Gromit"

One things for certain they aren't gas guzzlers

It's amazing how different everything looks from up here - those poeple look just like ants down there

If I made a joke about this would that be an airline crack?

I've been watching - none of those baggage handlers have moved in the last two hours

Mayor of Hamberg - " We believe this represents the best of German engineering and a great attribute to Hamberg's tourist attractions. I would like to thank everyone involved for their part in the 6 years of hard work and labour and while costing over £3 million Euros came in £1 million Euro under budget. I hereby declare the airport - OPEN. Any questions? "

Yes I have one - WHY?

Honey I shrunk the flughaven

And we've got some hundreds and thousands for the in-flight catering

Why is there a mouse in the plane? Oh, he's Steward Little.

On the other side of the plate-glass windows,in the departure lounge,mass panic ensued.

"The people on the ground look just like giants!"
"Those are giants stupid, we haven't taken off yet."

He was one of the Right brothers.........so-called because it had to be just right.

"OK, but how much leg room in First Class?"

Richard's OCD was beginning to runway with itself