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Rheum with a flu

OK so you are off on a tour of Bradwell, Essex; Hartlepool; Heysham, Lancashire; Hinkley Point, Somerset; Oldbury, Gloucestershire; Sellafield, Cumbria; Sizewell, Suffolk; and Wylfa, Anglesey.
You will take care wont you?

Look I only peed in the reservoir, no need to imply that I smell.

Protect yourself from the dangers of Media Studies with the new JML mask and balaclava combo.

Bad breath and dandruff? Then you must have the new JML mask and balaclava combo.

'Ghost in a Smell'

鈥淢aybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon, H1N1, and for the rest of your life.鈥�

Teenage mutant ninja turtles, the musical.

Actually, I came as Donald Duck

Why this costume ? Well, its because I am winner of Olympic tickets............

Is it cosplay I'm yellow?

Is that a Geiger counter in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

It's short for costume play? Oh, I brought a lettuce.

The 主播大秀 Costume department realised that the Mikado would not be quite the same in modern dress

OK, I won't eat onions next week then

Sorry I'm late - I had to help this penguin home

Follow the yellow brick nose

Arthur went a step further than most normal teenagers to hid a few pimples

Despite being terrified of catching flu, Tianwa played her famous novelty cello

But mummy, I wanted the blue hair not the balaclava!

First rule of Terrorist Club - Blend in with the locals

Despite the coalition, Samantha Cameron would only greet Nick Clegg's wife when she was wearing a face mask

Vampire Hunter D had never held a real live one before

Simon found the perfect disguise to get into the all-girls dormatory.

Students at an Essex school misguidedly prepare to put on Shakespeare's "The Many Knives of Ninja"

Having seen how much these outfits cost, wouldn't a better abbreviation of Costume Play be "Costlay"?

"Hoi Sin Duck" greeted all the women this way, and later, they all agreed, not one suspected he was stealing their purse.

Are you sure me pits dont smell? Not at all darling he lied

Lara Croft greets Tom Braider

Brian's impersonation of a turtle was the highlight of the day until he found out he was to be the main course at dinner.

A sneak preview of Street Riot Fashion revealed exclusively at Cosplay.

When nosejobs go bad.

'Celebrities without make-up', a Sun expose

I'm awaiting a personality transplant, you see.

When Hello Kitty just isn't enough any longer, it's time to say Sayonara...

"I do have to wear the hood, I'm having a good hair day....."

Hey, let's put on the show right here in the old pagoda

Boris the volunteer visitor was later asked to leave the Chronic Hallitosis ward on the grounds that he was 'an insensitive jerk'!

Andrea had come to the fancy-dress party as a pirate, but, unable to find a parrot, had had to resort to putting her aunt's Yorkshire Terrier on her shoulder

One day he'd show Debs why all the boys called him 'Beaky' but until then he'd stick with the disguise.

Oh, it's MANGA! I came as an orange.

The League Of Ramona's Evil Ex-Geishas

It came as a shock to Helen that there was a St. Trinian's in Japan

''I'm going out for a file - I may be some time.''

The Chastity Mask was the latest trend to sweep through American High Schools.

Toucan role play at that game

For Zaphod, cosplay proved a real head-turner.

The Anime-Magnus had somehow managed to get into Hogwarts, but had forgotten to remove the muzzle she wore in her other life, as a pitbull.

Of course I came - I just adore Chris Martin

Local residents try out Leicester Council's issue of zombie-proof masks

A masked ball in Venice during the Summer is not what it was.

Beth Two-ead'le wasn't risking any germs before her next gymnastic competition

Please take your partners for the ninja quick-step

... and good luck with those Glastonbury toilets.

Strictly no germs !

If a man cant help wearing a mask, you know youre not wearing Impulse

Please Tok'yo partners for the next dance

Have you been ninja'd in an accident which was not your fault?

I've come as the "London Cyclist"

For acting badly, Jemima was up before the beak

Everyone was so grateful when the pizza delivery girl finally arrived

Kelly Osbourne over there said I look silly ...

They must have banned all the plays - there was sign there that said "No Theatre"

It wasn't quite the Heimlich Manoeuvre, but it certainly brought back that rubber duck she'd swallowed

Are Japenese people so small or is my arm really that long?

When I saw the sign "Ukiyo-e" I thought Robert Kilroy-Silk would be here

Budget cuts mean the latest episode of Springwatch is less spectacular.

Do you know I've wasted the best part of an hour trying to work out what Ukiyo-e was an acronym for

Japenese ART, oh sorry I misheard

Jemima finally broke down, after years of teasing about her incredibly long left arm

The Japanese Blue! Remarkable bird, innit, Squire? Yellow bill! Lovely plumage!

#65 - dammit, you just beat me to it!!

The surgeons had told Geraldine her new nose was virtually undetectable

Planet of the Apeman reveals new never-seen-before human species

Sonic-the-hedgehog's birthday party was full of interestin characters

Sonic-the-hedgehog's birthday party was full of interesting characters

In Japan, if driving whilst hugging your girlfriend and wishing to turn to the right, one should make this gesture to a traffic cop

Sayonara, when you get back Sam ur ai will be there to meet you

Mungo, its Manga not Mango

Yeah...my birds got flu!

Thanks to his disguise, Barry Manilow had managed to get in undetected

Gervase Fen thought he had finally solved the puzzle of the Moving Toyshop

Sue now realises that the offer of a free hairdo and makeover by 1st year Beauty Therapy students was too good to true. Fortunately she got out before they did her eye make-up

...then my right arm comes round

Beryl was beginning to wonder if the plaque on her teeth was getting out of control

... and thou shalt not snack in between meals

Lucinda ignored her mother's pleas to beware of the Yellow Beryl

Both Julie and her best friend Hannah were paranoid about being attacked from the rear

Ron was comforted by Hermione after his Pokemon Transformicus spell had backfired.

At SHA (Super Heroes Anonymous) Ninja Wasp was finding that discovering his inner mild mannered alter ego was emotional stuff.

You got past security like that, Harry? They gave me a strip search!

Billy was short on time so he had to juggle the spraying of the cars and learning his dance routine

Although she was the darling of the show she wouldn't allow anyone a sniff of a chance to get near her

Medals for the best cosplay outfit were bronze, silver, and manganese.

It's called "Noh Theatre," not "Nose Theatre"!

Jacqui's view of Japanese culture was quite jaundiced

Harry would just have to get his ear-hair clipped

David Cameron says he going to halve the NHS budget by issuing these to everybody

Mixed emotions were felt by the contingent from Cheddar.
They had been nominated for an prize at the National Cheese Awards, but would be sharing a table with the makers of Stinking Bishop...

But when we waltz, the judges won't be able to see your fleckerls.