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Deep Purple

Sea-tar

Bass guitarist

Sea bass guitarist

The guitarist was good, but all eyes were on the celloist, waiting for the Jaws theme tune..

Starfish in Their Eyes

My Deep Blue Suede shoes are ruined!

Shoal's out for summer.

Bob Marlin? Was he with the Whalers?

Event organisers were said to be upset that Moby had declined their invitation...

Paul McCartney was there with Waterwings

When they asked me to support U2, I didn't reslise they meant the submarine

I'm a barbel girl, by Aqua.

When they asked me to support U2, I didn't realise they meant the submarine

(correction to #12)

Let's go somewhere else, this place is a dive

At least it's drier than Glastonbury

Does anyone have a guitar tuna?

It was a such a sad song – a real tear jerker. So this time he came prepared..

The Cavern was never the same after they discovered rising damp.

I've signed a deal with Atlantis Records

Maybe if they'd built the O2 a little further away from the Thames ...

You'll have to forgive me, I'm a little rusty.

At least it's stopped Dad telling me to turn it down a bit ...

Air guitar redefined

I heard it was eventually won by the Finns.

(Deep) blue suede shoes

It was at this point that Rick Wakeman realised 'Dante's Inferno on Ice' was a rock opera too far.

Just practicing my scales.

Unfortunately, Harry forgot where he was and suddenly burst into song

Belt up! You're giving me a haddock.

Seasick Steve opens his own recording studio

King fish

Rock salmon

Spongebob loved Ocean Colour Scene

As a tribute to the Monkees, they played in Davy Jones' Locker

It might have been the heaviest thunderstorm since records began. But this is Glastonbury, the show must go on.

Take me to your lido.

He's on the hook for the next set too

the main problem of not doing an acoustic set was overcome when they plugged into an electric eel

And next up, Deep Styx

Down here nobody can hear you scream, unless that damn shark comes back!

Yeah, I pluggeddmy guitar into an electric eel

Yeah, I plugged my guitar into an electric eel

(reference 42)

Although an accomplished guitarist he was all fish fingers and thumbs today.

I'd like to dedicate this next one to Sponge Bob

It's a shame Seasick Steve cancelled.

Devil and the deep blue see

For those who were a little deaf, the management provided herring aids

Rock (lobster) and roll

Please delete #42 and #43

Of course he used fishing line instead of guitar strings, it made a unique sound but the fans soon got hooked

Take that skydiving Elvises

Do NOT turn the power on!

I've only got enough air for one more encore

Rob must have miss heard him when he said the next song was in the chord of C not the coral sea

Everyone flocked to see "Stingray - the Musical"

And so as the Simon Cowell of fate pressed the red cross button of destiny,
and the audience member of hope casually stood on Piers Morgan air supply-hose ...

... Humph noticed it was the end of the show.

Weight and see

Since smoking on stage was banned it became apparent that the sprinkler system needed some adjustment too.

Is this a great white I see before me?

It was nice to get away from it all, thought Andy Coulson.

Well he really wanted to get the feel so his version of Under the bridge sounded authentic

Reef, yes, reefer, no...

I used to be be a coral singer

I used to be a coral singer

(correction)

Coral riff

As musicians they were still wet behind the ears.

The Dam Buskers

I don't think he's keen on Rock Salmon but is a keen fan of walter Trout

Dave wondered why he was the only one to turn out for the latest Band Aid cause: Feed The Sharks

OK, one more encore, and then I've got to go and resuscitate our vocalist

They plaiced Alex Salmond where he could do least damage.

The same thing happened last year when the sprinklers came on during the pyrotechnics

As new pictures of one of them emerge it appears that the rumours that Jedward have split are true.

Finding Nemo - The Musical.

James Blunt regretted asking his fans where they'd like him to perform next

Flipper's favourite was Megadeth.

Mick Hucknall performed with Simply Red Mullet

"And then I saw this plaice, now I'm a rebreather..."

Shoals out for Summer

Brighton 2025, and even climate change hasn't solved the busker problem

OK, so the Mafia hadn't liked that song

Theme from a Summer Plaice?

Being a session musician for Sandie Shaw does have some draw backs

Its all right, I'm one of the Beach Bouys

Like spaghetti, you only get the best from Pastafarian music when it's in water.

At the request of music lovers, James Blunt is the headline act at the new concert venue.

Simon was so bad he was sinking fast and was desperate for them to pull the plug on him

They'd have a job to hold their lighters up when he got to the power ballad.

Unfortunately, Tommy's feedback attracted the attention of a humpbacked whale, which mistakenly understood it as an invitation to mate.

We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
'All right I nicked it from The little mermaid song album'

Where's the Handel?

Whale-on Jennings played a riff that blew his quiff

Jolly Roger got out his guitar and played but it was just an audition for Katrina and the Waves

A life long West Ham supporter took his commitment one stage further

So that's where Elvis is now!

the crowd were getting so frustrated everytime they tried to wave their lighters in the air

Playing 'Wipeout' at the 'Save the Whales' concert had its drawbacks

anything can happen in the next half hour

It wasn't just the sun that had gone down at Echo Beach