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Yeah, Cliff Richard's singing bores me rigid too

Film critics shown to be full of hot air

It's the first known case of tennis elbow affecting the whole body

Sylvia was chosen for her ability to give a wooden performance

OK, so you pull this lever and all their heads turn left, push it and they all turn right ...

Rubbernecking at Wimbledon

Most folk would expect it to be something by Douglas Adams

A Dummy's Guide to Baseball

The one to my left has a leak - it was not me making that noise

I am never going speed-dating again.

And after all this the film was a let down for the dummies

It was the only way Deirdre could get a boyfriend

Most fans have to get legless to enjoy a game of baseball

If you bung them, they will come.

Watch out for the strong springs in these seats, warned Debbie, as limbs flew around the stadium

While trying to explain the Euro banking system and resultant crisis, Angela Merkel demonstrates how the European Umbrella can be seen by all, but how it only seems to protect one or two.....

Gloria wished she'd joined the firing squad escape party too

The entrance for dummies was actually down the road.

To air is (nearly) human...

Possibly Cannes' least prestigious judging panel

The legs had wandered off on their own again, and no one was talking.

Joanne had been selected by Madame Tussaud's to be the one to go "Boo" to visitors

When I said I wanted to meet men who took my breath away, I should have read the small print.

Madame Octopus was a brilliant ventriloquist

Could be worse, could be back in the minors again...

Greek coalition government austerity measures extended to include menss trousers and shoes!!

America's Next Shortstop Model

Very soon, Man U may have to resort to the same ploy!

Hey, how come nobody's buying my hot dogs?

All is not well; I doubt some foul play; would the night were come! Oh, is he here yet?

Yet another Olympic ticket controversy set to erupt.

I'm just here for a beer and a hotdog, actually.

Not very cricket, is it?

The crash test dummies were very fond of going on outings, more so if they were to be extras in the film.

Being legless, they certainly don't need the Red Sox

What do you think,is the seat half full or half empty?

I'm doing research for my new book: Baseball for Dummies

Like I Robot, one of them's not a complete dummy.

In a moment of ecstasy, Vanessa bit her boyfriend on the bum and he flew out of the stadium

Mary Poppins tries to save the EU

The Medusa goes to a baseball game

Monsieur Ricardo’s patent ‘Keep my seat warm till I get back from lunch’..

Debbie was livid - she'd been at the game for over an hour and not one person had put their hand on her thigh

Someone's sitting there, mate

"See Mum? See Dad? And you said that any old dummy could get a Media Studies degree."

The film's director had obviously been much influenced by "Beau Geste"

Charlotte soon realised that news that she had landed her dream job as mannequin, had been somewhat over-sold by the recruitment agency...

Finally, an audience with the intellectual ability to truly appreciate Jeremy Kyle.

Major Squeek Baseball

Now, Miss Dawkins, cast your mind back to the time you were assaulted whilst window-dressing at Debenham's and tell me if you see your assailant here today?

Don't worry - we'll leave them all there ready for the Olympics

And, when the bus finally did arrive, Jessica was upset to find it was only a cardboard cut-out

In fact, Gloria was the only one without an inflated opinion of herself

Why do they need one real person there? Well, somebody has to operate the foot-pump.

Tell the Assistant Director she can stop pumping now - she's about the right size

How Debbie managed to get through the selection process for Mensa

Let's just hope the home team don't give them much to shout about

Must be half-time.

Goof #83 - nobody would take an EU umbrella to a baseball game in the States

The problem was that behind the stands, the bar’s ‘3-1 drinks offer’ had inadvertently been advertised as running from 1 till late

The dummies had been supplied by Madame Tussaud's - which is why they all looked like members of Tony Blair's old cabinet

Unfortunately, Rosamund realised she was never going to become famous on the strength of this film, as the camera was never going to focus on her area of the stadium

"Legless again - that's the last time you drink beer at the game!"

Both Harry and Dirk sat rigidly aftr having been reprimanded for touching Julia's leg a little too often

Hold on! Run that film again! Where have those crafty English Prisoners-of-war got to?

Gemma jsut sat there, wondering which one was going to make the first move

Dalglish quick to deny 'expensive bench-warmers' jibe.

Rebekah Brooks began to suspect the jury might have been rigged

LOCOG does a trial run for proving all the football venues were a complete sell out for the worldwide television audience

Fortunately she was the only one left feeling deflated by her lastest acting gig.

Even if we pay them we can't get the British to go to baseball matches

Metropolitan Police identity parades to be reviewed.

Justine pondered whether her mannequin-chaperones.com business idea had got any legs

Debbie had checked out this area and decided it was the one in which she would be least likely to be molested

Don't worry, Janice - we'll use CGI for the Mexican wave

It was Debbie's first day working in the morgue, and she was still waiting for her colleagues to play some sort of joke on her

Liz was feeling philosophical : was this film really the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything"?

Gemma just sat there, wondering which one was going to make the first move

(correction)

They were all thrown out for standing on the seats.

Despite flying over for a face to face meeting, Kenny was unable to convince the owners about his plans for Liverpool !!!

Hey, as this is an American film, shouldn't we be referring to them as pacifiers?

The hienous crime of "playing footsie" with someone at a baseball game has always been severely punished.

Somehow she know that this would end up on Ö÷²¥´óÐã Three's Worst Movie Mistakes Everyone knew there were 13 stars on a confederate flag not 12

Robinson broke the color line on the field, but the final barrier wasn't breached until a Rosa Parks doll was admitted to the grandstand.

Wigan plan to make an offer for the crowd once the transfer window opens.

Lord Sugar was not convinced about any of the Apprentices

Silence of the fans

The first two are Australian twins - seperated at Perth !!!

Having been criticised for their use of towels, the Germans devise a new strategy for saving their places throughout the summer.

Sandra wasn't happy with being chosen for the crowd rather than the cheerleaders - but she blended in well !!!

Brooklyn? Nah, we British are more interested in Jammie Dodgers.

Inflation has badly affected the take-up of seats at baseball matches

Sara was distressed to find seats were allocated on the basis of IQ

Nobody realised Joanna had been seated at the target practice end of the range

Janice thought this was just like being at home, the conversation was the same and nothing happening below the waist!

As the cameraman panned the crowd in search of pretty women, he found there were dolls everywhere.

Somehow, no one was prepared to explain the designated hitter rule to Joanne.

It was obvious that the real attendance at the game had been blown out of all proportion.

Hiding from Predators #15: One of these things may not be like the others...

Invasion of the Ball Catchers