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17:12 UK time, Monday, 3 December 2012
I know that some networks are slow but...it took THREE days to interview the inventor of the SMS message by text message?
Mark, Reading, UK
Why do we have to pre-order these days? Why can't we just order like we used to?
To pre-order is to not order yet as it is something to do before you order. I must have virtually everything available in the world on pre-order.
Clive DuPort, Vale, Guernsey
Actually on the subject of today's Paper Monitor and text speak, I've always thought LIDL must be text speak for something? Any answers fellow Monitorites?
Howard, London, UK
Dear Paper Monitor, please tell me your use of ROLF today was ironic? I'm sure you know it should be ROTFL... I'll get my emoticon (LOL).
Howard, London, UK
Surely Paper Monitor meant rofl. *facepalm*
Alex Lee, Birmingham, UK
Technological inaccuracies aside clearly the most glaring innaccuracy in Skyfall was when Bond was able to board a rush hour District Line train in central London and move through the carriages without getting trapped in a crush of bored commuters.
Edward Green, London, UK
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