The Great Stormont Flood
According to the book of Genesis, God ordered the Great Flood (sparing only Noah) because he was exasperated about "man's wickedness...over the face of the earth". But surely there can have been no reason for divine intervention which might have led to the sudden flooding of Iris Robinson's Assembly office. My contacts tell me that the deluge was so great that it cut off electricity to neighbouring UUP offices, including the one assigned to the party leader Sir Reg Empey. Maintenance staff were hard at work trying to fix it today and there was a wheelie bin parked outside, presumably to collect sodden material. A big "Wet Floor" signs sits in the corridor outside.
Having ruled out Yahweh, I am blaming a faulty radiator valve.
I'm 
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