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First came MTV's Jackass: a group of pro skaters and misfits, who performed the sort of daft stunts you shouldn鈥檛 try at home. Then MTV UK unearthed its distant chav relative: a bunch of no-hopers from South Wales whose idea of a good night out involved nailing tender parts of their anatomy to a table. With no small-screen limits to hold them back, Dirty Sanchez: The Movie takes tasteless, so-called entertainment to uncharted, feature-length depths.

Dressed like Goldie Lookin' Chain rejects, Dainton, Joycey, Pancho and Pritchard begin this gross-out fest by 'killing' themselves. They head straight to hell, where the Devil (Howard Marks), challenges them to travel the world, living out the seven deadly sins. From sloth in the UK to greed in the Dominican Republic, what follows over the next 90 minutes is certainly not for the squeamish. Dismemberment, cannibalism and obscene sex acts are punctuated by frequent vomiting and questionable treatment of animals. Trust us, no bodily fluid remains sacred.

"MORE REPULSIVE THAN FUNNY"

Apart from a couple of genuinely amusing moments, Dirty Sanchez: The Movie is ultimately more repulsive than funny. On a sun-drenched resort island, the sight of two idiots ripping fishhooks out of each other's ears brings a new meaning to the term "cock fighting". And more worrying, in an age of and happy slapping mobile phone videos, this is bound to encourage even dimmer-witted imitators. You can take the boyos out of Wales but...