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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid14483615 Presented by Mat Fraser and Liz Carr
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14483615 [Music]}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14483615\charrsid14483615 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid16281222\charrsid16281222 (Cheering and applause)
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid5584246 LIZ:\tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 Wa}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 h}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 -hey!}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid16281222\charrsid16281222 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab Oh, my gosh.  Hi everyone.
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verwhelmed.  Good evening.  Hello.
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 audience here, Podcast listeners at home, so yeah, it\rquote s not just us trying to big up our parts here.  They are real.
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re like. 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab A bit fair weather, cripples, aren\rquote t they?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab Yeah, well it\rquote s tough, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid16281222 \tab \tab You get a few of them.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab A couple of wet leaves.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab \'93Oh, I\rquote m sorry I\rquote m not feeling very well today\'94.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989   Hmmm}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab But I suppose, ladies and gentlemen, listeners, what we\rquote ve got is about 25 fire risks here.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab Pretty much.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 \tab \tab Yes}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222  and they look lovely.

\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid3374121 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid16281222 \tab They do. 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab An assorted raggle taggle bunch of various horrific impairments are facing us, ladies and gentlemen.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab And it makes me feel proud.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab It does, it does.  It\rquote s just }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3374121\charrsid3374121 
Vegetable, Vegetable or Vegetable}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121  before our very eyes, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab I know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab It is.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab Like all the winners at once.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab It is.  Exactly.  But it\rquote s okay.  We are absolutely safe if you\rquote re worried about that.  We\rquote 
ve had our health and safety demonstration done by a blind man, which was quite interesting.  
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3374121\charrsid3374121 (Laughter)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16281222 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4523036 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid3374121 \tab \tab \'93On the door to the left, is the exit.\'94  Nobody told him that was the disabled loo anyway.  Bless him.  That\rquote s the producer out of the studio for the rest of the show.  Bless him.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid16281222 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab As usual, obviously, we\rquote ve got our fantastic roving Mr Microphone Albino Boy, Rob Crossan.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3374121\charrsid3374121 
\par (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab Look at him.  Look, look.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab Oh, he\rquote s looking good today.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab Oh, look at shirt.  It doesn\rquote t exactly fit, does it?  A little bit tight.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab You\rquote re always slagging off my wardrobe.  Have you seen what\rquote s on your head?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3374121\charrsid4523036 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 
 I am actually wearing \_ what would you describe?  It\rquote s an alternative Christmas hat.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab I\rquote d call it something between a De}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 e}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid3374121 ley Bopper and a Santa hat.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3374121 \tab \tab Yeah, yeah.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4523036 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid4523036 \tab It looks like a little pogo stick.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 \tab It\rquote s quite good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 \tab It\rquote s like a big spring on top of your head, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 \tab It did have flashing lights, but we\rquote ve got an epileptic in the audience}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
, so he said I had to turn the lights out.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4523036 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, they\rquote re no fun are they?  Do you know what I mean?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab If it}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 \rquote }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 s not one thing, it
\rquote s another.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab We could have had our very own Cripply Piggly in the audience, couldn\rquote t we?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, that would have been nice.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Where is the Cripply Piggly?  Did we give that away?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab We\rquote ve still got him.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab We\rquote ve still got }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 the }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
Cripply Piggly.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Are you looking after him?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Yeah.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Banging him on the table.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab I see.  So, you just stole it after the last Podcast?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab I think he may be given as a gift later on.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Sorry, Liz, is that real fur around your hat?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab What, for three quid off }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 a }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
market stall.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid11173661 (Laughter)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab You can\rquote t tell, you can\rquote t tell these days, can you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab You can get off your high horse now.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab This is Stella McCartney, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab I think it\rquote s more Primark.  We are on benefits, you know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Which is no better or no worse than any other shop of a similar type.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid11173661 (Laughter)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Who displays all their stuff on the floor.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4523036 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab I love going in there.  You can just wheel over everything, can\rquote t you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Who else have we got today, Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab We\rquote ve got, of course, of course, the wonderful in presence himself, we\rquote ve got }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661  Clark with us this evening.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, superb!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid11173661 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab What\rquote s he going to be doing?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, do you know what?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Doing some of his comedy or what\rquote s he doing?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, I don\rquote t know.  Thankfully not.  He\rquote s going to be our choir boy today.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, my God.  That\rquote s so sweet.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab That\rquote s going to be special.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, that\rquote s about as special as special can be.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4523036 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 , there you are.  Hi.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Hello.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab How are you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661   Fine.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Fine, he said.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661   Away from mic.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab He\rquote s waving. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab He\rquote s away from the mic.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab We\rquote ll hear you.  It\rquote s fine.  It\rquote s great, because that really is his accent, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab He doesn\rquote t just put it on for work purposes, you know.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid8859245 (Laughter}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661 )
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid4523036 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab It\rquote s great, it\rquote s good.  And there\rquote s a man on your right.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab Oh, yes.  We\rquote ve got a very, very special feature for the Christmas Podcast, listeners.  We have \_
 are you ready for this, on the piano, our very own blind pianist, Mr David Halliwell.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid11173661 (Cheering and applause)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 DAVID:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 I\rquote ve just finished tuning it.  Hang on, give me a minute.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 Oh!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 Oh!  Everyone\rquote 
s a comedian.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
Go on, give us a little flourish.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 DAVID:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid6882808 (Plays piano shakily)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid11173661  I\rquote m disabled, you know.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
The Les Dawson of disability, ladies and gentlemen.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
A bit melancholy.  Lowered the tone, hasn\rquote t he?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
Rob, are you wondering what your challenge is this week?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 Not especially.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid11173661\charrsid11173661 (Laughs)
}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
We do have a little something.  We\rquote d like you to \_ you are going to pretty much be with us, but we\rquote ve got a little something we\rquote d like you to take away for the next five minutes.  Go elsewhere.  You\rquote 
re going to have assistance and then you\rquote re coming back and surprise us.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808   Okay?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab We\rquote re giving you your very own access work}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 er}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  for this little task, okay.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Hmmm hmm.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Does that mean I have to leave now?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab It means you have to go.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Can I not loiter with the car, then?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab You have to.  No, you go.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab You have to go and you\rquote ll be back in a minute.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 You know t}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
he sparkling wine is luring you, but go away.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab By the way, cheers Liz.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Cheers.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 (Glasses chink)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 (Glugs noisily and burps)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6882808  Merry Christmas.  Superb!
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Real Pomagne.  Oh, yes.  I don\rquote t know - a room full of fire hazards and alcohol.  Is that responsible, Damon?  I don
\rquote t know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Someone light a cigar and let\rquote s see.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Can I just butt in and mention, for the fire hazard, the door\rquote s now locked.  You can\rquote t actually get out.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What?  The door\rquote s locked?  They\rquote ve locked us in?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab They\rquote ve actually locked us in.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab The door is locked.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11173661 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab We are locked in }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 (screams)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6882808 .  Let us out of here!
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab It\rquote ll actually do wonders for burn and perish.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab This is it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Hold on.  Has anyone noticed that the air conditioning\rquote s stopped?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What\rquote s that gas?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Isn\rquote t it enough they give us }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid16527989 Beyond Boundaries?}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Can you imagine\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Now, they have to kill the rest of us.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab That would make a great headline, that, wouldn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What do you mean?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 \tab \tab 45}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  disabled people gassed to death in 主播大秀 room.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab So, Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What have you been up to in the prelude, the run up to Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Not much, have I?  I haven\rquote t really done that much.  Bit of acting, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 a }
{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 bit of stuff like that.  I\rquote ve realised I\rquote ve got a bit of a fear.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Hmmm hmm.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab I\rquote ve discovered, this week, I have quite a fear.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yes.  Of?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Puddles.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Puddlephobia?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yeah.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Oh!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yeah, honest to God.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Why are you scared of them?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Okay, you\rquote re wheeling along, right.  You\rquote re wheeling along and\'85
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yes.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 \tab \tab \'85there\rquote s this}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  big sea of water called a puddle normally.  Yeah?

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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 \tab \tab Hmmm}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 Okay.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
And I get close to it and I get this fear and think, \'93I can\rquote t actually see the bottom of that puddle.  I might wheel into it and suddenly\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Sink.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab \'85sink, feet\'94.  And it terrifies me.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Wow.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab So, I\rquote ve started to have to go round puddles.  So, I\rquote m a little bit worried.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab That\rquote s a little bit weird, though, because don\rquote t you know that the puddle is onl
y, what, half an inch deep or something?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab No, you don\rquote t know, because you can\rquote t see into it.  It\rquote s dark.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yeah, but that\rquote s like saying, \'93Just because I can see }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  over there doesn\rquote t mean he exists\'94.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 

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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Is that existentialism or something?  I\rquote ve never known about stuff like that.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab It\rquote s getting a bit deep, isn\rquote t it?  But no, it\rquote 
s just one of those things.  And I realised it when I was going out Christmas shopping.  I\rquote ve been doing a lot of Christmas shopping.  Pretty much ready.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 I m}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6882808 ight have a little treat for you later in the show maybe.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Oh, have you?  I\rquote ve got a little something for you too.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab You\rquote ve got something for me?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Eeh.  Good, good, good.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Listen, while Rob\rquote s not here, I forgot to get Rob a present.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab That\rquote s fine.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What can we get?  What\rquote s in the ro}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989 
om?  Has anybody got anything I can give him?  Have}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  any of the audience got anything?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab There\rquote s some mince pies over there.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Bear in mind the man is a journalist for }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid6882808 Front}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808  magazine.  A bra will probably do.  This is a big one.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab A woman at the front said she\rquote s got a Scotch egg.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Oh.  Would you mind donating the Scotch egg?  Oh, thank you.  Okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Oh, that\rquote s great.  What\rquote s that?  Blank cards as well.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Quick, quick, let\rquote s write him a card as well.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Shall we write him a card?  Everyone sign it.
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6882808 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6882808\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab What\rquote s that?  Hold on, that looks like a muesli bar of some sort.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab People are giving.  Let\rquote s gather it all in.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Fast.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab We\rquote ve got }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16527989  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 muesli bar.

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab It\rquote s like a harvest please.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab A Scotch egg.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab Hold on, is he there?  Oh, no.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab No, he\rquote s not.  Keep him out the room while we gather his presents.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 \tab \tab By the way, I\rquote d just like to ask, are there any people \_
 sorry, Rowena?  Sorry, I know.  Muesli bar.   Thanks.  The non-brand muesli bar.  Rowena, by the way}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \'85}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6882808 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3217899\charrsid3217899 (Splintering sound)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Oh, our first accident.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Oh, you see.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Oh, we\rquote ve had our first breakage.  What disability?  What impairment was responsible for that particular breakage?

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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 AUDIENCE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab Partial sight.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3217899\charrsid3217899 (Cheering)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Partial sight one, rest of the world nil.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Of course.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Where were we?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Rowena.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab Our very lovely facilitator.  She\rquote 
s been one of the unsung heroes of the Podcast team, it has to be said.  Just to audio describe you, she looks like one of those backpackers that get murdered on the 10 o\rquote clock News.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3217899\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab I\rquote ve not really done anything else, except I actually got a bit \_
 this is probably one for the wheelchair users more.  I\rquote ve got a bit of a pressure sore just on the top of the crack of my arse.  Can I talk about this?  Oh, man\rquote s put his hand in his \_ head in
 his hands already.  Okay.  Do you know where the coccyx is?  It\rquote s the tailbone, yeah?  It\rquote s where, if we were still primates with tails, that\rquote s where it would be.  It\rquote 
s at the top of the buttocks, if you like, the bottom of the back.  It\rquote s where all of that meets in a little bit of the crack.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid3217899\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 \tab \tab I\rquote ve got a little bit of a pressure sore there.  I don\rquote t know how it\rquote 
s happened, but for a short-armed gentleman, I can tell you it\rquote s not so easy to wipe and Ger}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 m}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 olene after the bath.  Shall I move on?  Yes, I\rquote 
m going to move on actually.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-851\li851\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin851\itap0\pararsid152301 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid5584305 (Jingle: \'93The Ouch Podcast}{\rtlch\fcs1 
\ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301 !}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid5584305 \'94)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid152301 \tab \tab Before we move on to the emails, I want to ask anybody in the audience, do we have anybody here with a terminal disease?  No?  Oh, that\rquote s a shame.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3217899 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab Right, I was going to try and introduce a new feature, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid152301 
Dying Wish}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 .
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab Okay, that\rquote s another one that\rquote s going to get pulled.  So, shall we do the emails?  We\rquote 
ve got lots of emails as usual from, you know, lots of people.  Now, there was a time, wasn\rquote t there, when this was all fresh and exciting, where we got nothing but, \'93Oh, wow.  This is amazing.  Do more\'94 emails, didn\rquote t we?  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab That\rquote s right.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab And now we\rquote re getting, like, critiques and stuff, aren\rquote t we, as well?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab Of course.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab It\rquote s only natural.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab That\rquote s fine.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab More layered comments.  Do you want to read the first one or shall I?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab No, because you like to do your stupid accents, don\rquote t you?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 \tab \tab I do like to do my Melbourne accent, yes.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid152301\charrsid152301 (Melbourne accent)
}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301  \'93Ahoy there, Mat and Liz number nine was great Podcast, I reckon maybe your best yet.  Maybe I\rquote m being biased, because you had Adam Hills on and he\rquote s an Australian, but everything I think is
\'94 \_ oh, I\rquote m sorry.  I\rquote ve just been told to drop the accent by the director, there.  \'93But someone wrote a song about him and performed it on the show wh}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 ilst Adam laid sexily on top of the}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301  piano.  It contained such fine lyrics as, \lquote At night, I dream of your quirky intelligent face.  I wistfully wish for you on }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 a }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 monopedal embrace}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 \rquote \'94}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301  which is a very good couplet, I\rquote ll agree.  \'93We love him.  We\rquote 
re glad you get him for half the year too.  Spread the love.  Okay.  Yours most sincerely, Alana in Melbourne.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 \'94  Well I\rquote m glad you don\rquote t mind sharing the talent that is Mr Adam Hills, Alan}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 a}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730  of Melbourne.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid152301 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 \tab \tab He was wonde}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 rful, a wonderful man.  From Jane}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid14550730  Mitchell, Thetford in Norfolk, \'93Hi}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid9978173 , }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 
Mat and Liz.  On the December Podcast you both talked about playground taunts.  I remember clearly being called Joey, Spacker, Spazmo, Mong and al
l sorts of other stuff, and hating it.  My mate, Angela, was Chinese and variously got called Chinky or Paki.  You mentioned that kids are no}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 
w calling each other Downy Baby after the EastEnders baby.  I thought you\rquote d like to know that none of this has reached my son\rquote s school, where the current favourite schoolyard taunt is, \lquote You Farepak victim\rquote \'94.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab What? }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14550730 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab \'93Happy Christmas, Jane.\'94
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 \tab \tab Hold on.  Wow!}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab I tell you, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid673911 John Craven\rquote s Newsround}{\rtlch\fcs1 
\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767  has gone up in the world, hasn\rquote t it?  If playground, they know about that kind of thing.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Hold on, we\rquote ve got one from Lisa in Durham, but you\rquote re better to do the accent for that one.  You\rquote 
re from up there, aren\rquote t you?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab No.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Well, I did see Billy Elliot on Monday, so maybe I can do it.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Just because I\rquote m northern, do you know what I mean.
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\insrsid14830767  Why aye, man.  Okay, I won\rquote t bother.  \'93Hi, Mat and Liz.  I\rquote m a media studies student\'85
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Listeners, let me describe the scene.  Mr Santa Claus has just come in.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab I\rquote m Britain\rquote s skinniest Santa Claus.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Have you got your microphone, Rob.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Go on, get your mic, get your mic.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Is it hidden in your beard?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab It\rquote s over there by the chicken drumsticks.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Yes, hello, yes.  It\rquote s Britain\rquote s skinniest Santa.  Ho, ho, bloody ho.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab You look fantastic.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab You thought I couldn\rquote t see much before, I can\rquote t tell you how much I can see now.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Listeners, just so you know\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab It\rquote s like a Burqa.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab A festive Burqa.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab And yet they let you near children.  How bizarre.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab It\rquote s true, ladies and gentlemen, who are listening.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Not for another nine months, but maybe\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Your suit is what we might call only about three sizes too big for him, but that\rquote s okay. 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab That\rquote s conservative.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Have you got the card, Liz?  Have you got the card?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Have I go that?  Oh, yes.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Shall we do it now?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Oh, I don\rquote t \_ where did I put it?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Where is it?  I gave it to you.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab You\rquote ve got it.  Don\rquote t blame me.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 DAMON:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab Rob, we\rquote ve got a present and a card for you.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab We\rquote ve got presents for you.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Oh, thank you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab We\rquote re giving Rob \_ look, the present\rquote s there.  I couldn\rquote t wrap it because of my small arms.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Yeah.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Oh, pathetic.  You just don\rquote t love me enough.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab I do.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Look at those.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab And here\rquote s a card.  Look, we think you look a bit undernourished, so we\rquote 
ve brought you some wholesome food, because we know that all you eat is kebabs in the }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid14830767 Front}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767  office.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab God, it\rquote s almost like you care too much.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab I know.  We\rquote ve given you two Scotch eggs and a muesli bar.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab You\rquote ve eaten two of the four mini eggs.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14830767\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab You\rquote ve eaten half of them.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Oh, is that how they came?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Yes.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Right.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab We\rquote d better go back to the emails, sorry.  Do you want to do the \_ oh, I\rquote ll do it.  Do you want to do it?

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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \tab \tab Just do it!
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\insrsid12130988  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14830767 \'93I\rquote m a media studies student at City University and came across the Podcast last week.  I\rquote m doing a project on disabilities and how they are portrayed on televisio}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 n.  Please can you send me all}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911  the information you have on this}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988  subject?\'94}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid14830767 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab \'93Also, I have a questionnaire I\rquote d like you to fill in.\'94
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Now, I tell you now, I get at least two of those emails a week from people.  \'93
Can you do all my research for my third year dissertation tomorrow, please?  Thank you.\'94  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab I wish we had the questionnaire.  I\rquote m really disappointed.  From Bill in Torbay, \'93
Dear Mat and Liz, I enjoy the Podcast.  I was just wondering if you see yourselves as the natural successors to }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988\charrsid12130988 Does He Take Sugar?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \'94
  Oooh!  Bill!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab That\rquote 
s quite an accolade, that.  You know, we could never fill those shoes.  Very nice of you to say that, Bill from Torbay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Even to suggest it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 \tab \tab Hmmm}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid673911 I s}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 houldn\rquote t think so.

\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-851\li851\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin851\itap0\pararsid12130988 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988\charrsid5584305 (Jingle: \'93The Ouch Podcast}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988 !}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12130988\charrsid5584305 \'94)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Now, look.  We\rquote 
ve got our roving Santa here with his lovely phallic-looking microphone in his hand.  Oh, left hand for a change.  And so what we\rquote d like you to do, we\rquote ve got a floor full, we\rquote ve got a floor filler here of fantastic fire-risky people.

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab All of various different shapes, noises, sounds and smells.  Could you go amongst them?  We\rquote 
d like some questions from the floor.  Now, obviously, as a short-armed individual, I\rquote m not just going to ask you to put your hand up, but if you can d
o that and you want to be noticed, put your hand up or buzz or something, or make yourself known in same way.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Make some inappropriate gurgling noise, whatever it is you do.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Just drool really loudly.  We\rquote ve got one.  Okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 FLASH:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 Hiya.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 Sorry, w}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 hat\rquote 
s your name by the way?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 FLASH:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 Hello, Flash.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab What\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12130988 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 FLASH:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 It\rquote s a question for Liz.  I wanted to ask, with Mat\rquote 
s Christmas present, are you going to use lots of extra Sellotape just for a giggle?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid1206345 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 
 Just wait \lquote til}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345  you see what it is.  I\rquote m so excited, very excited.  I did think about that.  I actually \_ I did, it\rquote s funny.  I wrapped it in easy to unwrap paper.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh, thank you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab I know.  I like to patronise him a lot, you know.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid12925095 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab That is loveably condescending of you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab I know.  Wait till you see your present, Rob.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Is it better than the two Scotch eggs?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Pretty much, yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab How could it be?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab I\rquote 
ve just eaten one of them.  It was a bit off.  Has anyone got another question?  Stick your hand up, drool.  Ah!  Okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh, oh, oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Hello.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab He\rquote s going over.  T}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 hird row.  Hmmm}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid1206345 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Okay, what\rquote s your name little boy?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab The name\rquote s Liam.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Liam.  And what question do you have for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Basically, there have always been, sort of, anti-Christmas people.  If you\rquote re disabled, are you more li
kely to be a bah humbug merchant?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oooh.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oooh.  I don\rquote t know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh, I think \_ well, having worked with Mat, yes.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Well yes, but hold on a sec.  I\rquote m not bah humbug.  Yes, I do bang on about the fact that the Christians usurped Saturn
alia, the pagan festival of the 21st, the winter solstice and that that is a fact you cannot deny. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab People are leaving now, Mat.  They\rquote re running out of the room.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab I\rquote 
m not.  Each to their own.  If they want to celebrate the Bethlehem stuff and all of that, good ruddy luck to you.  That\rquote s what I say.  But the not Christmasness is nothing to do with my impairment, Mr, sir, thank you very much.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 
\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 And }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 I find that rather insulting.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab This isn\rquote t }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid1206345 Points of View}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 .
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Being the 主播大秀, what do we pay our licence fee for?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Liz, can you ask\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Not for Christmas, that\rquote s for sure, yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab No, I don\rquote t think }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 that }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
we\rquote re any }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 more or less likely, you know, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 maybe just because we live in poverty and we\rquote re miserable because we\rquote 
re in pain and in agony, as is all of our lot.  What do you think?  You know, but apart from that, I think it\rquote s fine.  I think we\rquote re quite happy.  I think the good thing ab
out Christmas is we get our Christmas bonus, so it makes it all worthwhile.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab 
Getting that tenner makes me proud to be a cripple, to be honest.  And, of course, you get things happen to you at Christmas.  I remember it hasn\rquote t happened to m
e a for while, but when I was growing up and I was at school and I was out with my mates, and we went late night shopping, and I was in a certain store, and they grabbed us and said, \'93Would you like to come back?  We\rquote 
ve got mince pies and wine for people like you\'94.  
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab And it was actually that they were
 taking disabled people who were just shopping there back, you know, into the back of the shop where they had a table laid out with some nibbles.  In fact, actually it was very much like today in the 主播大秀 studio.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Did they mash all the mince pies up into an easy-to-swallow, sort of, goo for you, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid12678587 as }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 a puree?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345   
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab And then fed it to me.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab \tab Yeah, spoon }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 fed.  Okay, come on then.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh, you\rquote ve got somebody behind you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Have I?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Right behind you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab He\rquote s behind you!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab He genuinely is }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 a little boy.  What\rquote s your name?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Be gentle.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab Conor.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab What\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Come on, Conor.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab How do you put the fairy on top of your Christmas tree?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid1206345 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 Now, i}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 t\rquote 
s funny you should say that.  I actually do have a technique for this, because obviously I couldn\rquote t reac}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 h.  Even though we were poor and}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345  couldn\rquote 
t afford the tallest of Christmas trees\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 AUDIENCE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1206345\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Thank you for responding there, audience.  And even though my arms are horrifically short. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 AUDIENCE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 \tab \tab Oh, that\rquote 
s better.  What I used to do, I used to get the Christmas tree before my stepfather had erected it.  I used to get it lying on the ground and I used to get }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 t}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
he fairy, and I used to stick it on the top }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 of the tree before we put it up.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Ooh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Simple, see.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Didn\rquote t it fall off while you were putting the baubles on?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab No, because I rammed it on really hard.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345  
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid15151935\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Okay, okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab How do you put your fairy on the top of your tree, Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Oh, look at you when you\rquote re out of tune tonight.  Just because we\rquote 
ve got an audience.  I get the PA to do it.  Ner!  What do you think?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab I don\rquote t know, but Conor, what about you?  How do you do it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab I don\rquote t.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab You don\rquote t?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Do you celebrate Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Where are you from?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab From south Cumbria.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab \tab Oh, a long way.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab Do they have Christmas up there?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid15151935\charrsid15151935 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 
 Yeah. 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab They actually get it three months later than we do down here.  It\rquote s the time delay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab \tab We\rquote re only ribbing you because we\rquote 
re soft southerners.  Well, I am anyway.  So, do you not celebrate Christmas in your house then?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 Yeah, we do.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15151935 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab What about a pulley system?  Have you not thought about some kind that}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 ,}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561  you know, winch her up kind of thing?  Do you know what I mean?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab That would be \_ or lasso her.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Who does it in your house?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab My mum.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Oh, is that your mum sitting next to you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab Yeah}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab What\rquote s your name?  I know you\rquote re shaking your head frantically at me.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Don\rquote t be scared of Santa.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Is that, \'93No, I\rquote m not his mum.  I\rquote m not his mum\'94.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab You\rquote re not his mother?  What are you doing sitting next to him?
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Okay, let\rquote s move on.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Anyone want to ask a question from the floor?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab I know you\rquote ve got a card on with your name, but I can\rquote t read it, so I\rquote m just going to ask you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 DAVID:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 It\rquote s David.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab It\rquote s David.  And what\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 DAVID:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 I just wondered what\rquote s the most inappropriate present you\rquote 
ve ever had for Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid7226561 (Giggles)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 

\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1206345 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Well, golly.  Oh no, I remember.  Once, when I was very young, about \_ how old are you, Conor?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 CONOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12678587 \tab 11}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab About 11, same as Conor, I had one of those \_
 it was basically a punch ball.  I got given, on a bendy stick, a punch ball, but you had to stan
d.  It was on a bit of wood that you had to stand on and of course you forget and you stand, and the whole thing was a nightmare for me, because either I got smacked up the arse from the wooden thing, or I tried to get so close to the damn ball in order t
o hit it, and it recoiled so damn bloody quickly that I\rquote d hit it and it would go bang, straight back in my face and knock me down.  That was the most inappropriate one I\rquote ve had except for gloves, of course.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Can\rquote t wear them.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab I was given the game, Operation, which I thought\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab \'85slightly sick, to be honest.  Oh, look where you\rquote re going to be next month.  That\rquote 
s nice, so there.  I think other things that I was given, I don\rquote t know about you, but the things \_ I\rquote ve been given adult clothing, which is a bit like here\rquote s what you would have worn if you\rquote 
d have grown, which is a bit sick, I think.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid7226561 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab And }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 then }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 that\rquote 
s always horrible, and it\rquote s usually nice things that I want.  But the other thing is books.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab What?  That you read?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab Yeah.  Well, you see, growing up as a crip kid, right, I was always given books because it\rquote s, like, \'93
Oh, bless. If she can\rquote t go out to play, you know, that\rquote s it\'94.  So, everybody would buy me books.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \tab \tab So sad.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 \tab \tab No,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561  I\rquote ve got a whole library now.  It\rquote 
s great, but I do have a fear.  I hate reading and I\rquote m convinced it was because I was given the}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \_ you know, and people do}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid10296367 n}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 \rquote t think but they give you things like }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid10296367 Heidi}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 .  Hmmm?  }{
\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid10296367 Pollyan}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid10296367 n}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7226561\charrsid10296367 a}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid10296367 .}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7226561 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 \tab \tab Hmmm?  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid10296367 Little Women}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid10296367 .  Hmmm?  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid10296367 A Christmas Carol}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 .  It\rquote s not funny.  You know, but always they give you books because \_
 so, actually I think the most inappropriate present to give a crip is a book, because it\rquote s like saying, \'93Oh, there\rquote s not much you can do, but at least you can read\'94.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 \tab \tab Oh.  And it\rquote s at this point, ladies and gentlemen, that it becomes very congregational.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 That }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 I\rquote d ask us all to think quietly about Mr Tiny Tim.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 \tab \tab The most famous Christmas disabled ever to limp across the earth in a Dic}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 
kensian, impoverished kind of }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 way.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10296367\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 , come on over.  It
\rquote s the bit we\rquote ve been waiting for.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 Because that\rquote s right, listeners to the Podcast, we\rquote 
ve got our own Mr Tiny Tim, Mr }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891  Clark.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab Hey, hey, hey.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8270891\charrsid8270891 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10296367 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab Oh, he\rquote s here now.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891   Okay.  Hi.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab Hi.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 , it\rquote 
s great to have you in person instead of just recorded, saying the telephone number and the website.  It\rquote s really exciting to have you back.  I\rquote ll just let you settle down.  Oh, that\rquote s just what you}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid8341125 \rquote re}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891  normally like.  Okay.  So, Liz, perhaps you\rquote d like to tell the listeners the very exciting news as to what }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891  is going to do.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab I\rquote d just like him to do it really.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab Go on!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 \tab \tab It\rquote s a little treat.  Any Christmas show, you know.  We\rquote ve got the nibbles, we\rquote 
ve got the games in a minute, but first we have the singing.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891   Can I just say }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 
what a privilege it is to\'85}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8270891 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 \tab \tab Ah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084   Very special.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 \tab \tab Oh, my gosh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 \tab \tab Ah.  You\rquote re quite emotional, aren\rquote t you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 \tab \tab I\rquote m going to cry.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084   Yeah.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11426487\charrsid11426487 
Last year, I did the 主播大秀 Talent Fund for disabled people - and this is where it's got me.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084\charrsid11426487 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 \tab \tab Ah, you see.  It was worth it.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158   All those thousands of pounds.}{\rtlch\fcs1 
\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12737084 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158 \tab \tab All that money.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158   }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid11426487 It was! }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158 I know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158 \tab \tab Well, ladies and gentlemen listening at home, the prefect Christmas carol to be sung by Dr }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158  Clark.  I present }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14249158\charrsid14249158 Silent Night}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14249158 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 [Piano: Silent Night]
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid6162910 :  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Sings)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910  }{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 Silent Night, Holy Night.  All is calm, all is bright.  Round yon Virgin, mother and child, holy infant so tender and mild.  Sleep in heavenly peace }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 , sleep in heavenly peace.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid6162910 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid6162910  
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\b\insrsid6162910 :  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Sings)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 Silent Night, Holy Night.  Shepherds qu
ake at the sight.  Glory be from heaven afar.  Heavenly host sing alleluia.  Christ the Saviour is born. Christ the Saviour is born.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Cheering and applause)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Oh, wow.  We\rquote ll be\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910   There\rquote s more if you want it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab No, we\rquote re fine on that song.  Cheers, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 , thanks.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab We have got more coming up later, though.  You\rquote ll be back with us then.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Ye}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 ah}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
.  Oh, my God.  Now, why didn\rquote t they have that on Christmas Top of the Pops, eh?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-851\li851\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin851\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid5584305 (Jingle: \'93The Ouch Podcast}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910 !}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid5584305 \'94)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid1206345 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Okay, on this edition of the Podcast, I\rquote m afraid we don\rquote t have }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 Vegetable, Vegetable or Vegetable}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ALL:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Ah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab But we do have a very good old-fashioned game of Cripple Twister.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Cheering)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab They wouldn\rquote t, of course, let me play.  Hmmm.  Not too fond about that.  But we\rquote 
re thinking that this could be the quickest game every played.  Bear with us.  We\rquote re looking for someone in the audience who might be a good opponent for Mat to play against.  Mat, w}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8341125 ho\rquote s o
ver there in the audience?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab I\rquote ve got the roving mic.  I\rquote 
m walking amongst the audience. I can see people, some of whom I know, some of whom I respect, and the rest of them.  So, I don\rquote t know.  Does anybody want to play Twister with me?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab There\rquote s probably a reason for them not to play.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab No-one\rquote s got their hand up.  Oh, fantastic.  Steve, our favourite studio ops guy.  He\rquote 
s volunteered.  But now, hold on a sec.  Do you want a proper\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Oh, no.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab A proper?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab I think we want a full-blowner.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab A DP?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab We want a full-blowner.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab A full-blowner?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab I mean, Steve might be, you know.  And by indication, he is, but\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab He might have a hidden, and we know he\rquote s got good credentials.  Well, hold on a sec.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab They\rquote re all sitting there.  They really want to be asked, you know they do.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Bearing in mind that I\rquote 
m obviously not the best placed person to play this game, Twister, does anybody else want to have a go?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Woman on the front row is looking very interested.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Anybody else?  We\rquote ve got a blind man.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Oh, the blind.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab A blind man has volunteered.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Oh, ho, ho.  Hey-hey.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910\charrsid6162910 (Cheering and applause)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid6162910 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Okay.  I\rquote m going to give the microphone back to Rob now, and I\rquote m just going to be a contestant in Twister.

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Handing over.  Rob, can you just explain to people what Twister is, for those that may not know?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab I can attempt to.  It\rquote s essentially a fun-based game from the 1980s and essenti
ally there is a white map in front of us, with one, two, three, four, five, six, about \_ I\rquote m no good at adding up.  There\rquote s four, eight, 12, 16, 28 circles and essentially, you have to spin the little disc here, which I\rquote 
ve done very badly, and all the circ
les are of different colours, green, yellow, blue and red.  You have to have one hand and the other hand on different circles, plus both feet, and whichever colour the little spinner lands on, whether it be red, blue, yellow or green, you have to move you
r hand or leg to one of those positions.
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \li0\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin0\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6162910 \tab \tab That\rquote s probably fine, thanks Rob, because\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Can I drag this out any longer?  Essentially you just, kind of, make }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 
stupid positions in the air \lquote til}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910  you fall over.  Is there any\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab And we do have a contestant.  We know he\rquote s blind, but who are you?  Would you like to\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab The name\rquote s Liam and I\rquote ll have you know\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Yes, \'93I\rquote ll have you know\'94.  You do sound like the Pub Landlord.  Yeah, you do.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 A n}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 ice glass of wine for th
e ladies.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Here\rquote s how our version of the game works.  We have ten true or false questions that we\rquote 
re going to rattle through.  If the contestant gets the question right, they get to make a move in the usual Twister way, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 and }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 by Rob spinning the arrow 
on the board to determine where their limbs should be going.  Whoever remains standing after ten questions have been asked is the winner.  That\rquote s fine.  If you need help, just ask.  We\rquote 
ve got lots of personal assistants and carers in the audience, so that\rquote s fine.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab I should describe that Mat Fraser}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269  is,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid6162910  at this moment}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910  limbering up in the manner of someone about to take part in an Olympic decathlon.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab He\rquote s on one side of the mat.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Liam is standing there, looking rather foolish, quite frankly.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab If you both remain standing at the end then, you know, we\rquote ll decide who gets to win.  Are you ready, guys?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 \tab \tab Yeah}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 \tab \tab Let\rquote s start alternate questions.  I want to start with Liam.  The name of the}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid3620890  recent disabled contestant in T}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid6162910 he X Factor was Kerry.  True or false?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 \tab \tab True.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 \tab \tab Do, do, do, do.  True.  Liam, spin that disc.  Ah.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 \tab \tab Maybe I should spin it for him?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 \tab \tab Well, yeah.  Do whatever.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid3620890 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 Don\rquote t think I can\rquote t spin.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid3620890 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab I think he can spin.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Well, I don\rquote t know.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Let him spin.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Fine, fine.  Go on then.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab He had an assessment saying he could spin.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Spin it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It\rquote s fine.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Would you like to read out what it\rquote s landed on?  Oh, you can\rquote t.  Right foot}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid8656269 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  green.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Green\rquote s here.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab So, that basically involves\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Where\rquote s here?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Can\rquote t you feel my foot?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Move your foot back a little bit.  No, to the right of it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab To visualise this, we now have Liam with his right foot on a green circle.  Question number two.  The little baby with Down
\rquote s Syndrome in EastEnders is called Flower.  True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab False.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s right.  She\rquote 
s actually called Petal.  Oh, ho.  Spin, spin, spin.  He did it with his little arms.  Lovely.  There we go.  Right foot}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  green.  That\rquote 
s lovely.  So, they\rquote re now facing each other.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab 
Next question.  It was reported recently that Professor Steven Hawking, the disabled academic with the black hole fixation, may appear as a contestant on next year\rquote s Celebrity Big Brother.  True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab False.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It\rquote s actually true!
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Shall I spin for him?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab No, no he doesn\rquote t, because he got it wrong.  Bad Santa.  In London, there\rquote 
s an area known as Cripplegate.  True or false, Mat?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab True.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab True.  Yes.  Spin that dial.  
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It is left hand, yellow.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Yeah, hey, hey.  Mat Fraser with his little hand is now bent over double with his hand on the yellow disc.  It\rquote 
s only on the next row, so we\rquote ve got a row of green, a row of yellow.  If he gets a red now\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Mat\rquote s gone very red in the face as well already.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Very red.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab He couldn\rquote t move and he\rquote s waning.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab For a man of his age, he\rquote s coping remarkably well.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Okay, Liam.  Next question.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab The 主播大秀 has commissioned a third series of the bloodied stump disability game show, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8656269 Beyond Boundaries.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270   True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab False.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It\rquote s true.  Oh, ha, ha, ha.  How clever are you?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Okay, back to Mat.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Right, right.  Mat Fraser.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Here!
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab I particularly like this question, Mat.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Do you want some water?  Are you alright?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab I\rquote m fine.  What\rquote s that?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Question number six.  Mat Fraser has multiple sclerosis.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab In a manner of speaking, your honour, it\rquote s true.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid14380270 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid14380270   Just because you like to take advantage of the natural remedies available for that condition.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s not the same thing, Mat.  Spin that dial.  Spin that dial.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It\rquote s right hand, green, Mat.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s quite lucky.  There\rquote s a woman in the front row who\rquote s got quite an eyeful, which is lovely.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab In fact, she\rquote s angling her crutch in that direction.  It\rquote s quite something.  Liam, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid14380270 Front}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  magazine and Ouch! Podcast regular, Rob Crossan, wants a Shetland pony for Christmas.  True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab True.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Yeah, hey!  Spin, spin, spin.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab And all I got were two Scotch eggs.  It\rquote s stopped on right hand, yellow, Mat.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab It\rquote s a fix, this.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab No, move it, move it.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s blue.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Move it to your right a bit.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s blue, Liam.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Down a bit.  No.  Down a bit.  Up a bit.  There.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Can\rquote t you sense the colour?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab No.  Oh, that\rquote ll do.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab There were go.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab And Mat\rquote s now sleeping.  Next question.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab Mat, dry your eyes, mate.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid14380270\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 \tab \tab That\rquote s the question.  Dry your eyes mate}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid485472 .}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid14380270  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid485472  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 Mike Skinner, lead singer of The Streets is disabled.  He has epilepsy.  True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab True.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14380270 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid4590928\charrsid4590928 (Laughs) }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
 Yeah.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Left foot, green, Mat.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid4590928\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab I have to renegotiate my body.  Do I have to only move from this position?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab It\rquote s possibly a reasonable adjustment we can make for someone in your condition.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid4590928\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928    
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab But that\rquote s only because I\rquote m being generous.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Mat is now wriggling in the manner of a particularly frantic worm, whereas Liam\rquote s having a bloody easy time of it.  

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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Look at it.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Next question.  
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Conservative Party leader David Cameron\rquote s son is disabled.  His name is Frazer.  True or false?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIAM:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab True.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab It\rquote s false.  He\rquote s actually called Ivan, if you care.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid4590928\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Mat, last question, you might be relieved to know.  In the classic novel, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid4590928 
A Christmas Carol}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 , Ebenezer Scrooge had a little disabled son called Tiny Tim.  True or false?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928\charrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab False.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab False!  I love the way you have to answer correctly, because it really is false.  You\rquote 
re right.  Tiny Tim was Bob Cratchit\rquote s son.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Thank you.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab So, you get to spin again.  Final spin of the night.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab I\rquote m spinning and it has landed on \_ oh, it\rquote s right hand, yellow.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Right hand, yellow.  Ye, hey! 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Like a master.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Look at him.  Oh, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.  It\rquote s quite something.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab It\rquote s like some sort of really, really bad martial art, which benefits nobody.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 \tab \tab Audience, let\rquote s give a round of applause to both Liam and Mat}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 .}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12849346\charrsid12849346 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab Oh boy. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4590928 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab Are you alright?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab I am.  I\rquote m exhausted and a little in pain, but I\rquote 
ve just exorcised an old Victor Lewis Smith joke and I feel very, very pleased about that.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab Really?
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab Yes, \'93That\rquote s about as likely as a Thalidomide playing Twister\'94.  Well, I think the laugh\rquote s on the other 
\_ lung.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid12849346\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab So, ha, ha, ha.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab (Laughs)  At least you could play it.  Oh let\rquote s get a game that the wheelies can\rquote 
t play.  It should be a fully inclusive Podcast, you know.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 \tab \tab Oh.  Oh, no.  Is this like }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 when you were at school, like Zaki.}{\rtlch\fcs1 
\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid12849346 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 \tab \tab Well, do you know what I mean?  It\rquote s like, \'93Oh, let\rquote s get the games\'94.  It\rquote s l}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 i}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 ke playing charades and of course with my hands, nobody knows whether it\rquote s three syllables or a book.  You know what I mean?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid2829513\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 \tab \tab I certainly know what you mean there.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 \tab \tab It\rquote s just not fair.  Anyway.  I always won at musical chairs.  Ha, ha, ha.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid13173754 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid2829513\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 \tab \tab Perhaps we can play radio charades next Christmas, Damon.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4075590   }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 As entertaining as radio Twister, perhaps.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-851\li851\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin851\itap0\pararsid8741976 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid5584305 (Jingle: \'93The Ouch Podcast}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976 !}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid5584305 \'94)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Right, questions.  Questions from the floor again.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid2829513 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Yes.  Hands up, please.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8656269 And w}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
hat is your name, little boy?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab I\rquote m Ben.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Oh, Ben.  What would you like to ask Mat and Liz?  What do you want for Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Oh, Ben!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab What do you want for Christmas, by the way?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Of course, so camp.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab What do I want for Christmas?  I don\rquote t know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Oh, forget it then.  What do you want to ask Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Come on.  No, come on.  Hold on a sec.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab He\rquote s come miles to be here.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Don\rquote t bully Ben.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab I want some kind of big spring I can attach to the front and the back, so when I fall over, I, sort of, 
bounce back up again and, like, you know, some kind of trampoline mechanism, I think, would be pretty good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Does such a thing exist?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Why?  What\rquote s wrong with you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab I\rquote m dyspraxic.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Yeah, excellent.  Don\rquote t know what that means.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Nice one.  Round of applause for that impairment.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid8741976 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab So, hang on a minute.  You\rquote re saying that you want to be \_
 would a mattress tied to your back be any good, or your front?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Both, because\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Oh, hello.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Because I might, sort of, bounce backwards and forwards.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Fantastic.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Multiple polo sticks.  So, one stuck to your nipples.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Blow up Sumo suit?  That would be quite good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Anyway, what\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab This being the season of patronising goodwill\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Ah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 BEN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab \'85I wondered what your favourite thing that relatives have sent to you at Christmas would be?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Any suggestions.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab Apart from the \_ I got for ten years, from my Uncle Barry, I got a bottle of sherry.  We\rquote 
re talking from me being about the age of 14.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid8741976 \tab \tab You know, I told him, year one, \'93}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 I d}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 on\rquote t really like sherry, Barry.  Thanks though\'94.  And for the next nine years, I st
ill got a bottle, which in a way I came to expect the bottle of sherry and it was always like, \'93Hey, a bottle of sherry from Barry\'94 so that was quite nice.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab I usually get things like, \'93Oh, it is a shame, but you know, you\rquote ve got lovely hair\'94.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8741976\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 \tab \tab They always try and find that one glimmering hope of, you know, \'93Lovely hair\'94.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid7090850   }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 And }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 I had a friend, and I thought it was just me, and then a friend of mine, her equivalent that her family used to say, \'93Oh, aren\rquote 
t your teeth good?\'94}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8741976 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab I always get the eyes.  So, I want to ask any visually impaired people, because I think most disabled people get, \'93Oh, you
\rquote ve got lovely eyes\'94.  A lot of them do.  Except, obviously, the blind.  So, what do \_ perhaps I could ask Emma.  Emma?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 EMMA:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 Lovely big brown eye}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 s}{\rtlch\fcs1 
\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab No, wait until you\rquote re on the mic, please, darling.  Emma\rquote s our lovely researcher from poor Ireland.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 EMMA:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 It\rquote s not too poor nowadays.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid7090850 (Cheering)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh, listen to her.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Fighting back.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 EMMA:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab I\rquote ve a}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
lways been told by relatives and friends that I have lovely, big brown eyes, and that\rquote s the first thing they\rquote d always say, even though they move around like the Be Jesus.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab That\rquote s part of their ruddy attraction, Miss Tracey.  Eh?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Because when they can focus on them, that\rquote 
s when they really appreciate how brown they are, because of that effort.  Excellent.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh, well, you know, they\rquote re not lying.  Just so you know.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Any more questions?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 AUDIENCE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab What\rquote s the most Christmassy disability?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh, good one.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Don\rquote t look at me }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid7090850 (laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab I suppose that bloody great big red nose.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab That would be quite good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab No?  No?  That was a dad joke, wasn\rquote t it?
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab I\rquote m working with young people at the moment and every time I make a joke, they look at me and say, \'93Dad joke\'94
.  Anybody?  Throw that one to the floor?  No, not another question, but what they think the most Christmassy impairment is, because I think that\rquote s a really good question.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850\charrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab What about something like Bell\rquote s Palsy?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Ooh.  Hey, oh}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 ,}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
 here we go.  That must have been a mum joke.  Yes, we\rquote ve got some people holding their arms out.  Better get to them quick, because they don\rquote t look like they can hold them up for that long.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab They\rquote re exhausted.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh, hello.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Please announce your name.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 SEAN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 Hello.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Sorry, can\rquote t understand.  What was his name?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 SEAN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 Hello.  Sean here and it
\rquote s got to be obesity.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid7090850\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid6162910 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Hold on.  That\rquote s a little bit controversial, don\rquote t you think?  So, they\rquote re in our club now, are they?

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 SEAN:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab It\rquote s Christmas.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Okay.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Include everyone.  There\rquote s a guy at the back.  Lovely suit.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab Oh, is there?  Right, okay.  I\rquote m on my way.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab A suit to rival yours, I think.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab There\rquote s a gentleman at the back, which looks like a maroon crushed velvet, tight-fitted personalised suited affair.

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 \tab \tab I know}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid14770469 .  I think it\rquote s lovely.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid16344523 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab I know, I think I want it. }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 
Okay, what\rquote s your name?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Pete.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid7090850 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Okay, and what\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Factor 8 disorder for Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab What was that?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab A Factor 8 disorder.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Factor 8?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Factory Disorder?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Factor 8.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab You\rquote ll have to explain that one.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Disorder.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab It\rquote s Christmas Disease.  There is a disease called Christmas Disease.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab No. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab \tab Factor 8, yeah}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 .
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Why is it called Christmas Disease?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab What does it mean?  What happens to you?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 PETE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Who knows, but it\rquote s haemophilia.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Is there any Sanity Claus?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 AUDIENCE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab Insanity Claus!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Oh, that\rquote s very good, Insanity Claus.  That\rquote s very good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab And your suit\rquote s lovely as well, so, you know, we\rquote ll let you off, not understanding.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Have to check out the suit. 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab He\rquote s taking a bow now.  He\rquote s taking a bow.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Oh, exposing a bit too much there.  It\rquote s good, very good.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab That was a bit weird that, wasn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab I know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab All got a bit strange for a second there. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab The silence.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab A bit other worldy.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Have we got time for one more?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Oh, please.  Somebody who hasn\rquote t }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 asked a question before or have}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523  be}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 en}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523  heard yet on this Poddy.  Hold on.  The lady?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Okay.  Hang on, I can see one, I can see one.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab There\rquote s two.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab I\rquote ve got two and they\rquote ve been putting their hands up a lot and so let\rquote s do both of them if we\rquote 
ve got time.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Okay, we\rquote ll do both.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab It\rquote s only fair.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Sorry, what\rquote s your name?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 KATIE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 Katie.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 \tab \tab Okay, what\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 , Katie?}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid16344523 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 KATIE:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 If you were to get any gadget for Christmas, what would be the worst one you
\rquote d get?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab A kettle tipper.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Another bloody kettle tipper.  Honest to God, if someone else buys me one of them, no.  It\rquote 
s going to be that and a sock putter onner.  Do you know what I mean?  Because I can make my own with a margarine tub and a bit }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 of }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 elastic, if I\rquote 
m really that desperate.  So, if somebody bought me anything like that, I would cry.  I would cry.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Okay, so what\rquote s your name?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ELEANOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab Eleanor.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab And what\rquote s your question for Mat and Liz?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ELEANOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab What\rquote s the best, or the worst advice, an able bodied person has, kind of, forced upon you at Christmas?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Advice or device?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Hmmm.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ELEANOR:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab Advice.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Advice?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Advice.  Hmmm.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab To try doing it with my feet.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 I c}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 an\rquote 
t really tell you what the question was.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485  
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid263762 \tab \tab But it was back}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485  before I was married, shall we say.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid1838485 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid1838485   }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485  I have little presents for you.  
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I\rquote ve got a present for you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I\rquote ve got a present for you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I\rquote m going to get mine while you talk.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab You haven\rquote t got me a present, because I said I had you a present.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab No, I\rquote ve always had one.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab And you had me nothing.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I always had you a present for you, Liz.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab And you went in the corner, took something off.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Right.  Well, shall I start with \_ shall I do Rob\rquote s present first?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Oh, please, please, please.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485\charrsid1838485 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Rob, I\rquote ve got a present for Father Christmas.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485   
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Now, it\rquote s very exciting.  
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485   
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Can I open this now?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I love him taking his little beard off, bless him.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I\rquote ve ruined the dream for children.  I\rquote m sorry, Conor, I really am Santa.  Anyway\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I can see how shattered his illusions are.  He really thought you were Santa Claus.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Oh, it\rquote s the closest I could get to a Shetland pony.  It\rquote s pony tails, the horse pencil with high-styling hair.

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Now, the great thing is, Rob, there\rquote s a reason I bought you.  Obviously I know you love ponies, but you\rquote 
re a journalist, so I thought you\rquote ve got a pen you can use in the office.
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Oh!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Yeah?  And the great thing is it\rquote s a Palomino for the Albino.  Hey-hey.  Isn\rquote t that lovely?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab It\rquote s almost custom-made, isn\rquote t it?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I know, I know.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I can\rquote t imagine anyone else will buy one.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab That\rquote s like some kind of Paul Simon song, isn\rquote t it?  Palomino, de-dah, Albino.  It\rquote s that sort of \_
 no, okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Just shut up and open your present. 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I can\rquote t reach.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab We\rquote re all looking forward to watching this to be honest.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab I can\rquote t reach my present.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid1838485\charrsid1838485 (Countdown tune)}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485   
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Fragile then.  We\rquote ve only got half an hour left of the studio time.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Ah.  Ha, ha, ha.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab Describe what it is.  Describe what it is.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 \tab \tab It\rquote s a mini, or could I say }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 flidi, EtchoSke
tch, ladies and gentlemen.  Oh, I\rquote ve wanted one of these ever since I broke one in 1971.}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid1838485 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid8073130 \tab \tab But I want to see you swizzle those\'85
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab I want to see him open it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab And swizzle those knobs with both your hands.  That\rquote s what I want to see.  Oh, he\rquote 
s going to have a go.  Look at that.  It\rquote s tiny.  It\rquote s about three inches across.  Look at him.  Oh, you\rquote re managing it much better than I thought you could.  Look at that.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab It\rquote s surprising how quick you can get a four-letter word out of this thing.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Where\rquote s my present?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Anyway, here we go, Liz.  Do you want to shut your eyes and I\rquote ll tell you when to open them, okay? 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Yeah.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112 And it\rquote ll}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
 be right in front of you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab I\rquote m so going to hate this, aren\rquote t I?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Open.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8073130 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 

\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Hey!
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, it\rquote s a bottle of Cava.  Funny that.  Haven\rquote t we been on that al}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid4796112 l}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130  night?
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab No.  Not that bottle.  That bottle is special.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab That\rquote s very kind of you, thank you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, I feel thank you for your lovely presents.  Thank you.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, it\rquote s okay.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, that was lovely.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, I like to give.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Where\rquote s my present from you, Mat? 
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab You\rquote ve had it.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh, I\rquote ve already had the Scotch eggs, haven\rquote t I?
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Yes.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ROB:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab I thought that was just a joke present and you were going to bring out a nice tank or something.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab No.  Genuinely, as a caring vegetarian, I genuinely ca
re for your diet, and I wanted you to improve it with a couple of Scotch eggs and a muesli bar.
\par 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab You know what they should have done?  They should have brought us crackers, Christmas crackers.  Can you pull those things?

\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab I do have somewhat of a difficulty, and again another thumb-dependent activity, I feel.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8073130 (Laughs)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
  That would have been excellent.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Look, I\rquote ve made stairs on my EtchoSketch.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Thanks.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Oh.
\par 
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-851\li851\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin851\itap0\pararsid8073130 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid5584305 (Jingle: \'93The Ouch Podcast}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130 !}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid5584305 \'94)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab And now, on behalf of the 主播大秀 Podcast 2006, we present our own Queen Liz\rquote s Christmas message.
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\par [Piano music: National Anthem] 
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112 \tab \tab Loyal Ou}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 ch! subjects, it\rquote 
s both an honour and privilege for one to be addressing you on this, our first, Christmas Podcast.  As one sits on one\rquote s shiny purple throne of wheels, both myself and King Matthew\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8073130 (Mutters)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
  Thank you very much.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab \'85would like to open our brittle and flippered arms in welcome.  Our Ou
ch! family has grown in so many ways during the last eight months of Podcasting.  We\rquote ve been joined by }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
, Rob, the workplace girl, I forget her name, and a host of guests from that bloke with Tourette\rquote s, to withered hands Beadle, a blind politician 
and a comedian from our colony down under.  As I reflect on the year, I notice it has seen both a rise in reality television and the proliferation of new disabled celebrities.  Who amongst us hasn\rquote 
t wanted to wheel up Kilimanjaro in an NHS wheelchair\'85
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab \'85in order to prove we can push Beyond Our Boundaries?  Who doesn\rquote 
t dream of singing our handicapped hearts out on a Saturday night to impress Simon Cowell, or of marrying a Beatle, despite our mobility difficulties?  I too have faced my own 
personal boundaries this year.  Indeed, only today, I bravely travelled here from King\rquote s Cross on Commonwealth public transport without my own c}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112 amera crew or patronising voice}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 over.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab 2006 has been a year full of natural and human tragedies
.  There are calls for euthanizing disabled babies with colic.  Switzerland has extended dying with dignity to people who feel just a little under the weather.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab And those in a persistent vegetative state are being turned on and off like t
he Oxford Street Christmas lights.  Despite this, however, it\rquote 
s heartening to know that our audience figures have never been better.  Indeed, some people have even taken the quite desperate measures to join the Outch! craze.  Much to the disappointment of 
gay men everywhere, David Beckham came out as having Obsessive Compulsive Disorder this year.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab 
Jordan and Peter Andre produced both an album and a disabled child, and Gordon Brown has proudly given birth to his very own economic burden.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab 
They seem to forget that Ouch! is fully inclusive and not just for the tragically handicapped.  The world is not always an easy or safe place to live.  War, poverty and violence lurk around every corner, leaving a trail
 of destruction and disability in their wake.  But on a brighter note, Jim\rquote s coming back to Fix It.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab 
Even our own special Podcast has stood in the firing line this year.  We wish to thank all our listeners who stood, sat and stumbled, sho
ulder to shoulder to save our humble show.  Thankfully, despite our Anus Interruptus, we are secure once more and have even further colonised the hallowed halls of the 主播大秀 at Broadcasting House.  So, please, join me in sending a particularly special thank
 
you to Damon Rose, the power behind the throne, and to Emma, Steve, Rowena, Lisa and Vaughan, loyal servants all.  And finally, my thoughts return to you, dear listeners.  Whatever you are doing this festive season, I hope that your assistant turns up on 
the 25th, the Dial A Ride doesn\rquote t want you back home by 8 o\rquote clock, that your guide dog doesn\rquote t chuck up on your mother\rquote 
s carpet after a dodgy mince pie, that your interpreter still works after one too many glasses of sherry, and that you don\rquote t get sectioned for seeing too many men in red suits with fake beards everywhere.
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\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx1440\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0 {\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8859245 (Laughter)
\par }\pard \ltrpar\qj \fi-1440\li1440\ri0\sl360\slmult1\widctlpar\tx851\wrapdefault\aspalpha\aspnum\faauto\adjustright\rin0\lin1440\itap0\pararsid16344523 {\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 \tab \tab Whatever your condition, impairment or deformity, whether you\rquote re a }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid8073130\charrsid8073130 Vegetable, Vegetable or Vegetable}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 , I wish you all a very Merry Yule, Christmas, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 Hanukkah}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid8073130 , or whatever it is you celebrate}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 .}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10359549\charrsid10359549 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 [Piano music: National Anthem]}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 \tab \tab So, that\rquote s the end of the Christmas Podcast }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112 for }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 2006.  We\rquote re back in the New Year.  Thanks to everyone who helped }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112 to }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 put this one together; Producer}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476  Damon Rose, Researcher}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Emma Tracey, Assistant Producer}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 
 Lisa Devlin, Studio Ops James Bertwhistle and Andrew Grainger, Rob Crossan on the mic, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549  Clark on the vocals and a big thank you to you, our audience.}
{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 \tab \tab Yes, indeed.  Give yourselves a round of applause.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10359549\charrsid10359549 (Cheering and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 \tab \tab We\rquote re going to play out with a little festive cheer, with a rendition of Ding Dong Merrily.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 
\ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 Laurence}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549  Clark, comedian turned singer, will be leading our audience.  So, until mid-January, goodbye and Merry Christmas, Happy Qua}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid10042783 n}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 sa, Chanu}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 k}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid15864476 h}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 a or whatever you\rquote 
re into.  Bye!}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 LIZ:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10359549 \tab \tab Bye.
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\par [Piano music: Ding Dong Merrily on High]
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4796112  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10042783\charrsid10042783 (Sings)
}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783   Ding dong merrily on high, the heavens above are ringing.  Ding dong merrily the sky, it\rquote s full of angels singing.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ALL:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 \tab \tab Gloria\'85
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783   }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10042783\charrsid10042783 
(Sings)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783   And so, }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4807107 below, below, below}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 , the steeple bells have swungen.  And }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\insrsid4807107 io, io, io}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 , }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4807107 by priest and }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 people swungen.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783   You want more?
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 MAT:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 \tab \tab Yeah more.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid10042783\charrsid10042783 (Cheers and applause)
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid8073130 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid15864476 LAURENCE}{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 :}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783   Go on.  }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 
\i\insrsid10042783\charrsid10042783 (Sings)}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid4807107   Pray you dutifully prime, your matin chime, you ringers.  May you beautifully rime, you evetime song yea singers}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid9440401 .}{
\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid10042783 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid9440401 
\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ab\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \b\insrsid9978173\charrsid9978173 ALL:}{\rtlch\fcs1 \af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \insrsid9440401 \tab \tab Gloria\'85Hosanna in Excelsis.
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\par }{\rtlch\fcs1 \ai\af0 \ltrch\fcs0 \i\insrsid9440401\charrsid9440401 (Cheering and applause)
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