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鈥淚 don't know what's cool about a cucumber, or indeed any such vegetable,鈥� says Stretch. 鈥淎ll they are is crunchy water that repeats on you and therefore I spurn them as I'm sure you do yourself.鈥�

鈥淚 don鈥檛 know what鈥檚 cool about a cucumber either,鈥� says Sean. 鈥淚 cannot stand cucumber. I couldn鈥檛 eat a cucumber sandwich, even if you removed the cucumber. You can still taste it. It leaves its footprints.鈥�

鈥淵ou see when I go for my wee pamper session and I get the face mask and all put on?鈥� says Lawrence the Painter. 鈥淲ell they put cucumber on your eyes to take the puffiness out. That's because cucumbers are cold and wet. Hence the line, as cool as a cucumber.鈥�

鈥淎n ice cube is cool too!鈥� Sean says. 鈥淲ise up!鈥�

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