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Chappers | 09:19 UK time, Thursday, 15 June 2006

Chappers I don't know what is going on this morning. Chris and Dave keep giggling whenever I ask them about the toilet. I went in there this morning and the flush is broken. That meant I couldn't have a dump and I was and still am desperate. Nobody will tell me what is going on though. And I have no idea how to fix it.

engaged125.jpgHowever, despite having a full bottom, I have just successfully completed our version of Soccer AM's Crossbar Challenge. I managed to hit the crossbar on our child's swing in the garden from about 20 yards. Dave fluked it a little bit later on but it didn't have the class of mine. Now I am off to poo in a hedge cos it appears the only option left to me.

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  • 1.
  • At 03:02 AM on 05 Jul 2006,
  • boo wrote:

hi guy's you lot are absolutly fab,you alway's make me smile after a bad night shift,don't worry i don't go to bed till your done,love you's all.x.x.x.boo in loughborough.x.

  • 2.
  • At 10:06 AM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Will wrote:

Chappers is a legend!!!

  • 3.
  • At 06:29 PM on 20 Jun 2006,
  • kells wrote:

that is discusting!! erm not what i intend to hear in the morning! i like the idea of using Chris's or Daves bed insted. hmm you could go and live with "Mr Horse" think about it.....chappers and "Mr Horse", its got a certain ring to it!

  • 4.
  • At 12:28 PM on 20 Jun 2006,
  • Justin wrote:

Well Chappers just use chris or dave's bed instead simple !!! :-)

  • 5.
  • At 08:53 PM on 19 Jun 2006,
  • jonny wrote:

More of the BOG BLOG please

  • 6.
  • At 10:54 PM on 18 Jun 2006,
  • lee wrote:

just take the sighn off the door aftr you have had a dump and the next person who gose in will have one hell of a supprise

  • 7.
  • At 02:52 AM on 16 Jun 2006,
  • Sherwood wrote:

England will see off both Germany and Argentina on the way to winning the cup in the final against Brasil.
Chris Moyles is not in Germany.. he's playing stunt double for Abzorball in this weekends DocW

  • 8.
  • At 09:25 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Lisa wrote:

Totally funny show this morning!! Your name should now be Crappers and not Chappers (meant in the best possible sense you understand). Others were totally disgusted, but my sense of humour is such that I found it hilarious. Keep up the good work peeps. Your all great. Me & my boyfriend often listen and then call each other to see if the other was listening so we can laugh all over again. Cheers. =o)

  • 9.
  • At 06:15 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Sarah Gandon wrote:

If I were you chappers, i'da just done it in the loo. That'd teach them to wind you up!
xx

  • 10.
  • At 05:23 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Kim Crawford wrote:

That was truly disgusting! Certain things just shouldn't be discussed with the world and it's dog! Maybe Dave can teach Chappers how to ask the owners to fix the toilet in German?

  • 11.
  • At 04:49 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • steve wrote:

Serious is this the best you can come up with...ha ha he said the word poo....grow up and get some propper material you've got a free trip so make it worth our while

  • 12.
  • At 04:33 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • searsy wrote:

COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 13.
  • At 03:42 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Vicki wrote:

oh my god that was soooo funny this morning completely revolting but so funny as someone has already wisely said you lot are all nuts but thats the best way to be!!!!!
Hope you enjoy the game, will be a good one
vicki in wakefield

  • 14.
  • At 03:08 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Kathryn wrote:

Hallo! Wie Geht's? Ok, I can't do anything more! Just wondered if you guys had managed to order anything more than Omlettes and chips and buns and doughnuts! I think you should order pineapple juice - Ananastucke, for some reason I always liked that word in German!
Have Fun guys and Keep Safe!
Auf Wiedersehn!
Xxx

  • 15.
  • At 02:48 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Natalie wrote:

hi, u lot are all nutters, best way to be really.

  • 16.
  • At 02:26 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Lizzi wrote:

LOVED the Wolfemother track!!!

They're actually a bit known here in Montreal... their vid is on telly and all...

Hope England wins this afternoon!!

keep up the good work the show is bril!

  • 17.
  • At 02:12 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • M wrote:

Chappers

Glad your having a good time "at work" thanks to the licence fee payers. Why are you there ?? Not heard much sport off you on the Moyles show... They should have sent Dom!

1) He's funnier than you
2) He doesn't sound like he's got adenoids.
3) Most importantly he's not a Manc fan!

C'mon T&T !!!

  • 18.
  • At 01:30 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Chris wrote:

I can't wait to find out how this ends? Did you get to the hedge in time? Was it a clean break? Did you have to use the local foliage or did you remember the Andrex?

I need answers damn it!!

  • 19.
  • At 01:03 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Dot_Com_One wrote:

Chris,

Who do you fancy a bet on to be first goal scorer? (Eng v Trin)

Let me know and I will stick a tenner on it for you.

Chers,

Andy Dot Com

  • 20.
  • At 12:23 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Stephen wrote:

nice ;)

  • 21.
  • At 12:18 PM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • johnson wrote:

Hope you enjoyed your poo chappers, i think its mean that chris broke it and didn't own up earlier! but why couldn't you use the other loo in the chalet?

  • 22.
  • At 11:54 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Phil wrote:

Chappers, you're on holiday - poo wherever you like. Just don't forget the bog roll.

  • 23.
  • At 11:49 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Stoney wrote:

Hey Peeps

Dont worry chappers it will be sorted though i think Chris broke it.lol. If all else fails use a stick in the hole where the plunger used to be.(or somones tooth brush)
I wonder wot else will be broken during ur time in Germany or wot is secretly broken yet to be discovered by one of the team.

Have fun!! All the best
Stoney:):)

  • 24.
  • At 11:29 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Ian Fletcher wrote:

Should Chappers not be renamed Crappers for the World Cup now.

  • 25.
  • At 11:23 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • amy wrote:

chappers were has daves blog gone!!!!

  • 26.
  • At 11:08 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Ashley wrote:

Chappers a little bit of advice if using mother nature for relieve!When bending for the sending,make sure you bend far enough or you'll be carrying the kids around with you!

Good luck and always thank mother nature!

Cheers
Ash

  • 27.
  • At 10:33 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • lizzie wrote:

ha ha. You have just really made me laugh, which I needed today as am fed up at work. Enjoy but mind the mosquitos and stinging nettles!!! xx

  • 28.
  • At 10:20 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Holly Stoker wrote:

Oh how pleasant Chappers! I can only imagine how disgusting it would be having to share a loo with you, chris and Dave!
Enjoy the game tonight. Come on England! xxx

  • 29.
  • At 10:10 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Jessica wrote:

Utter filth!

...Be a gentleman, it's not what we want to read about first thing in the morning...!

  • 30.
  • At 09:39 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • Kev Seymour wrote:

Chappers is a scumbag!

  • 31.
  • At 09:39 AM on 15 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Guys Come what is with all the great toilet humor!!! U lot must av something better to talk about than who broke the toilet after taking a dump! hahahaha Keep up the great work guys! oh my god ur going to mic chappers up while he is on the toilet!! u guys r bad! Love you all!

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