Ian Beale sex tape!
Just when the emotional scarring caused by Pat and Patrick's bedroom antics was healing (that said, it's been nearly three years and we still can't listen to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" without dropping into the foetal position)...
Enter Walford's new sexual phenomenon: CAPTAIN BEALE
Like Paris Hiltonn before him, Ian Beale is the victim of a sextape blackmailing plot - and here we bring you the x-rated audio in which he shivers Janine's timbers behind Jane's very back... with the additional shocking revelation of Jane's pet name for him in the bedroom. Shudder.
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Comment number 1.
At 6th Jan 2010, annette cole wrote:ian u look like a cow
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Comment number 2.
At 6th Jan 2010, LovinEaastenderrs wrote:This was just funny but disgusting. Especially when he thought that Tanya was Jane.
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Comment number 3.
At 14th Jan 2010, EastEndersfanever wrote:That it captin Beale!"! lol love EE
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At 14th Jan 2010, ronniefan wrote:haha nice picture editting :P but the whole captain beale thing is just wrong! xD
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At 14th Jan 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:Come on... there must be someone out there who finds the concept of Captain Beale as enticing as Jane does?
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At 14th Jan 2010, Meg wrote:please don't make me sick!
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Comment number 7.
At 14th Jan 2010, lordbrocket wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 8.
At 15th Jan 2010, PA71 wrote:Is this really important?
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Comment number 9.
At 15th Jan 2010, Negri25 wrote:Ian is so lucky. Janine is a straight up babe.
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Comment number 10.
At 17th Jan 2010, loopeylou wrote:Could someone please dress Jack up like that!
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Comment number 11.
At 20th Jan 2010, Val Prince wrote:I used to love eastenders but I now have stopped watching it because of the ridiculous Janine Butcher storylines are to stupid to watch, please please get rid of her once and for all!
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Comment number 12.
At 3rd Oct 2010, Gaz wrote:All this user's posts have been removed.Why?
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Comment number 13.
At 3rd Dec 2010, commenters29 wrote:I am sooooooooooooo happy that jane has finally come to her senses and dumped Ian, she can do sooooooooooooooo much better than him, Ian is one of the UK's biggest loser and one of the most stupidest, pathetic, coward of a weasel. It is hardly suprsing why everyone on Eastenders calls him sqeakly beale, because i think he is one big coward and very unsuccessful in love and because of his character it does not suprise me. Oh did i mention that he has already bashed that Indian's guy's face in. Ian got to be one of the most annoying and one of the most pettiest character in the soap. Perhaps the story writers could change his character a bit and make him a better person, becasue over the years he has never changed and probably now he is a great big puncher.
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At 3rd Dec 2010, commenters29 wrote:I also think that Eastenders is just becoming way too violent, there is just always someone punching or bashing someone's face in, it is becoming too dramatic and it is getting like an American drama. I can never watch one episode without seeing someone getting there face punched in and it is always because of affairs and jealousy. I used to like the soap but now i have gone right off it because it is only about violence and there is just no pleasure watching it. Sometimes when i watch it i feel like thowing up over the TV. Now even a coward you would think would never attempt to even lay a finger on someone like Ian beale has alrwady had his first deck. Maybe the violence could be cut just slighly and maybe a few happy episodes of characters getting on well would make a change.
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At 28th Dec 2010, BrandonT wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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Comment number 16.
At 30th Dec 2010, pacman234 wrote:*shudder*
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