This week on EastEnders: Stop it Phil, you're scaring us!
Who *didn't* Phil have a problem with this week? A car, a dishwasher (if you haven't seen this clip you need to see it now), Denise, Jordan, Lucas and, worst of all, Ben. And is it just us, or does Lucas have more chemistry these daysÌýwith Phil than he does withÌýDenise? Circling each other, crackling electric tension, eyes locked...
Is Phil the reason why Denise has cause for complaintÌý"when it comes to bedroom and stuff..."ÌýWell no, but y'know... we thought it was worth mentioning...
... and Ben's following in his dad's footsteps
Another touching father-and-son heart-to-heart as Phil sought Ben's forgiveness. "Bullies are just cowards..." growled Phil. [Gasp! Had Phil been on a voyage of self-discovery at last!?] "...So next time someone tries something with you... SLAP HIM DOWN."ÌýSigh. Clearly not. So...ÌýBen tookÌýhis father's advice -Ìýwith a spanner in the empty Arches. Will Jordan be OK? We'll have to wait til next week to find out...
Syed seeks helpÌý
Instead of the Christian-and-Syed-forever-living-in-uncomplicated-happiness that many of us wished for a week or two ago, SyedÌýis now seeking a 'cure' for his sexuality, or SSA (Same Sex Attraction) with the help of burly Irish therapist, Alan. Quote of the weekÌý(again) from Tamwar: "I'm starting to think I was adopted." And "Syed, I feel likeÌýcrying for you." You and us both, Tam. You and us both...
If you were affected by any of the issues in EastEnders this week, help is at hand
Meanwhile, photo of the week...Ìý
Happy birthday Chelsea!
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Comment number 1.
At 21st May 2010, EastEndersfanever wrote:Chelsea & Denise luk fab xxx FROM NO1 MASSIVE FAN EVER!!
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At 21st May 2010, Miss-Me wrote:Phil isnt scaring me, BEN IS!! 1st he does stuff to Louise and NOW HE'S GOT A SPANNER WITH JORDAN! Chelsea and Denise look great! and Syed shouldnt get the Alan dude to "fix" him
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At 22nd May 2010, meanstreak wrote:ben is turning out to be a right phycho :O
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At 22nd May 2010, cheesy365 wrote:ahhhhhh i feel so sorry for poor syed. It is so sad that he thinks his gayness is like an illness. Poor poor Syed. Zainab is being kinda evil.
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At 22nd May 2010, bobzta wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 22nd May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Tambo is adopted! It's soooo obvious! Phil is a dead man walking! If he keeps geting on the wrong side of Lucas, bye bye Philip Mitchel! Phil ain't scary! Ben has officialy gone mad thanks to Stella! My mum said that Alan will take Syed out to help him (as Sy did meet Alan on the internet)and tell him to turn around and kill Sy! If that happendes, pigs can fly!
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Comment number 7.
At 22nd May 2010, shae wrote:i would kill lucas with my hands he is a killer
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At 22nd May 2010, Pilky wrote:Hope Fatboy is his next victim lol
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At 22nd May 2010, ros13 wrote:Dont like Lucas, He is supposed to be holy but is an angry sinner
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At 22nd May 2010, mintblub wrote:OMG I HATE BEN HE IS SO SCARY......I FEEL SOO SORRY FOR LOUISE MAN.... YIKES! IF I WERE PHIL I WUD SLAPHIM UP AND HEATHER HER N HET CHEESE!!!!!
SHE SUD REALY GO EASY ON DAT I FEEL SO SORRY FOR LOUISE
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Comment number 11.
At 22nd May 2010, mintblub wrote:thats sad on libbie i cnt believe lucas killed her dad
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At 22nd May 2010, mintblub wrote:i got a feeling louise is gna end up in care again.......i cnt wait to c wats next on eastenders!
I dnt no wot i wud do widowt eastenders!!!!!!
LOL
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At 23rd May 2010, actorseye wrote:I am so angry that eastenders has brought this horrible character in, trying to turn Syed straight is not the right path to go down, the mother will just have to accept him for who he is, The new homosexual undoer character is far worse than any villian they have ever had, they should not be promoting this kind of behaviou
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At 23rd May 2010, sparklygirl2000 wrote:syed is still gonna go for christian cos he cant help it and then he will be kicked out of the house again
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At 23rd May 2010, Hannah wrote:Dont like this Alan dude creeps me out!!! yuck!!!! Hate him!!! and yea Tamwar on behalf of all Chryed fans we love u and will u marry me? lol Hannah xxx
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At 23rd May 2010, Kate Wiggins wrote:Can anyone fill me in? I missed a few eppisodes when Louise came to the square where is Lisa? Does anyone know why she abandoned her?
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At 23rd May 2010, Sbrocky wrote:lisa is in spain or somewhere like that with her boyfriend and left lousia, Lou turnt up without Lisa so we havent seen her either, however she is meant to be turning up for a 1 off episode sooooo what out!! lol
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At 24th May 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:Ben, Ben Ben. He's had such a messed up life. It's no wonder that he has issues... Doesn't bode well for Louise, does it?
Hannah - you have to be in Zainab's Book of Approved Wives to win Tam's hand. Should be easy enough to live up to Zee's standards... she's a pretty laid back kind of gal...
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At 24th May 2010, Hannah wrote:Oh yea she seems it lol Hannah xx
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At 24th May 2010, Hannah wrote:Actually i woundt want Zainab to be my mother in law lol i mean if Christian and Syed get married in the future which i think they should becasue that would be brill Christian would have Zainab has his mother in law hmmmmm lol Hannah xxx
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At 25th May 2010, tigeressone wrote:Quick insight: Tuesday 24th May @ 20.00pm Episode.
Lucas was calling Jordan's mobile it had a loud ringing tone for a phone that was on silent....Watch it on iPlayer...Jordan's mobile phone screen has a silent icon...but yet his phone was ringing loudly. hehehehehehehe. I'm very observant Ö÷²¥´óÐã. loooooooool
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At 25th May 2010, ellabellaqueen wrote:I love Eastdenters. I espesally like Ben I think that he is cute...
The rest of them are nice to..
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At 25th May 2010, Arber13 wrote:I think Lucas might kill phil because phil sez to lucas i wish jordan was dead or somthing bad
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At 25th May 2010, ava sawyer wrote:Thank Goodness for Tamwar , he has been amazing since the reveal , I dread to think what poor Syed would have done without his support . That Allen guy is beyond creepy, made my skin crawl especially how touchy feeling with Syed.
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Comment number 25.
At 27th May 2010, kitty wrote:that alan guy i think hes in a cult, and he just wants money too he can't fix syed hes will always be gay. alan is bad news
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At 28th May 2010, x-mel-x wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 29th May 2010, Jade wrote:I really want syed and christian to just be a happy gay couple and live on the square together. it would be so great :) x
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At 31st May 2010, cazzy wrote:I WISH THAY WOULD BRING BACK THE EASTENDERS WEBCAMS AGAIN ANYONE AGREE?? VOTE FOR WEBCAMS COMING BACK LOL :)
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