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1. At 12:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Granger wrote:

   So lifelike - look, if I pull this level, her tongue sticks out!

2. At 12:28 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Martyn Jones wrote:

   Siennna had just been offered the possibility of doing a wife-swap special with Jade Goody

3. At 12:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:

   Sienna does an impression of what its like kissing Jude Law

4. At 12:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   And if you press this button here, the tongue comes out!

5. At 12:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:

   Sienna gets asked to join Celebrity Big Brother

6. At 12:40 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   So, the Invisible Man doesn't kiss very well, huh, Sienna?

7. At 12:42 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:

   And if you press this button here, the eyes close and the tongue comes out!

8. At 12:42 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig, London, UK wrote:

   "and as for your handbag.."

9. At 12:50 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig, London, UK wrote:

   I hate broccoli, I really do..

10. At 12:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tinny Tina wrote:

    My reply to Bob Dylan for dis-ing my movie!

11. At 12:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, John Sinclair wrote:

    'and if I pull the string at the back again, she does this.'

12. At 12:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ken Foster wrote:

    Then I realised I had used my hair spray instead of my mouth freshner.

    
    or

    Does my make up look okay.

13. At 12:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    This handbag tastes funny...

14. At 01:02 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Mary wrote:

    Did you see Mirrens dress! Not a Chance!

15. At 01:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kathryn wrote:

    The "Dreamgirls" who didn't make the cut.

16. At 01:08 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:

    "And the button at the back works Sienna doll's tongue - like so."

17. At 01:12 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Jon Bright wrote:

    Sienna was second-to-none at the witty acceptance speech, and knew a classic like this would go down well in any room

18. At 01:12 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Andy B wrote:

    Miss Miller - 'I say! I thought one drank champagne from a golden slipper, not bitter from a golden wellie'

19. At 01:14 PM on 18 Jan 2007, ed temperley wrote:

    "What do you mean - it is not Boho!?"

20. At 01:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:

    "Undercooked chicken? Ewww!"

21. At 01:38 PM on 18 Jan 2007, David Dee wrote:

    Not Rawlplug, too chewy - not dog-biscuit, too soft - oh yuk!

22. At 01:38 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    and then they asked me to play Jade Goody ...

23. At 01:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dennis wrote:

    Sienna, meet the Invisible Man. Invisible Man, meet Sienna. Oh. I see you've already met...

24. At 01:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Garlic, bread, garlic bread!

25. At 01:54 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pete Setters wrote:

    At long last - my ideal woman!

26. At 01:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Hopefuls gather for the Celebrity Big Brother tribute act.

27. At 01:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    The backlash against the British begins as Sienna finds a chilli in her prawn cocktail

28. At 01:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:

    Sienna can't do tongue in cheek

29. At 01:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Paul wrote:

    Sienna has some new batteries inserted and is not keen on the high alkaline content.

30. At 02:01 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Libby wrote:

    And this button makes her tongue pop out...

31. At 02:06 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dave wrote:

    Seinna's 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town' routine goes down well with her friends.

32. At 02:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Chris Fru, Eastbourne, UK wrote:

    Yuck, your neck tastes terrible!

33. At 02:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Jon wrote:

    I told you ... I DON'T LIKE SPAM !!!!

34. At 02:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    Sienna realised that the world of competitive jumbo shrimp eating wasn't for her.

35. At 03:04 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    Sienna turns Raspberry blonde

36. At 03:17 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kieran Boyle wrote:

    "...and then we'll celebrate with champagne from a screw-top bottle."

37. At 03:36 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Welsh Dragon wrote:

    Poohhhhhhhhhhhh this boot don't have stink

38. At 03:46 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Catherine O wrote:

    I may be young and beautiful but I always try to fit in.

39. At 03:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Neil Reading, Stafford wrote:

    "I pull the string on her back and look what happens!"

40. At 03:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ian (Doha) wrote:

    you just pull this string out, in, out..

41. At 03:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    "Our worst moment? That would be when my mates dared me to lick the sledge runners on that cold winter's day."

42. At 03:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gearoid O'Muimeachain wrote:

    Celebrity readers of the Magazine give their reactions to the editors stern warning about the use of the letters form instead of the comments form

43. At 03:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:

    I don't care what Helen Mirren says ...Elizabeth II is definitely a sequel to Elizabeth I

44. At 04:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:

    Sienna Miller wins the Jade Goody impersonation competition.

45. At 04:04 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    "...now say AHH-scar"

46. At 04:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ed wrote:

    Sienna had really wanted that part in Apocalypto.

47. At 04:08 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Anne wrote:

    Look! You pull this string on her back and her tongue sticks out!

48. At 04:09 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:

    "Well, we had all had a bit too much bubbly and that's when we happened to walk by the piercing salon and..."

49. At 04:20 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Rob Falconer wrote:

    But it wasn't Jude she'd spotted after all

50. At 04:24 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Cayley wrote:

    Up a bit....left a bit...uueegghh

51. At 04:26 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:

    Rude law

52. At 04:31 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:

    Blondes have more tongue.

53. At 04:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, NeilM wrote:

    HEY! JUDE!!

54. At 04:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Brian Dunning wrote:

    The lady in the centre is saying "You see, I just push this buutton here and the tongue comes out"

55. At 04:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    That tea was hot - burnt Sienna.

56. At 04:48 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dave M. wrote:

    "You lied! That isn't made of chocolate at all!"

57. At 04:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    No honestly, if you win the award you just have to kiss Jack Nicholson.

58. At 04:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    "And it's all in the best possible taste."

59. At 04:53 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:

    "Good night, Sienna?"

60. At 04:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    But Sienna that's how caviar is supposed to taste.

61. At 05:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    So you didn't fancy being in the BB House with Jade then.

62. At 05:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Will J. wrote:

    And this is what I looked like before the operation...

63. At 05:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:

    And then the wind changed.

64. At 05:31 PM on 18 Jan 2007, John Brown wrote:

    You keep what in your handbag? Yeuch.

65. At 05:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Cat wrote:

    Sienna's friend admitted that whilst the dummy was lifelike, her ventriloquist act still 'needed work'.

66. At 05:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Damocleas wrote:

    New! Sienna Miller Action Figure!, Complete with 6 expressions, just pull the string.

    What do you think of this Handbag?
    

67. At 06:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:

    You know those little sponge pads for moistening stamps? Well, I had this job filling them up..

68. At 06:32 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sarah, Dartmouth, NS wrote:

    See - when you pull this lever on her back, her tongue pops out - what a hoot!

69. At 06:40 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    Sienna was up for the Golden Globe Air Trumpet award.

70. At 08:17 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Sienna showed her opinion of the accompanying bags.

71. At 08:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:

    Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Award came up a little short.

72. At 08:19 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:

    Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Awards came up a little short.
    

73. At 08:22 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:

    Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Awards came up a little short.

74. At 08:24 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    But can you do it while standng on one leg as well?

75. At 08:29 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Go on Sienna, lets have your impression of that nanny again..

76. At 08:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    When Jude did that .....yeuch.

77. At 08:45 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Me and Shakespeare?

78. At 08:46 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Does my tongue look big in this?

79. At 08:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Are you sure this is a remedy for hiccups?

80. At 08:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

    Ugh! That's horrible, you're not going to put it back in your mouth are you?

81. At 08:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    Sienna, what do you think about turning up to award ceremonies when you don’t even get nominated?

82. At 09:15 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    The stitches are fine, unless I do this..

83. At 09:22 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:

    But he was good in Alfie wasn't he, Sienna?

84. At 10:32 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:

    Sienna tops list of Hollywood's big gurners.

85. At 10:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:

    "Ok, so you press this one to move the eyes...sorry, this one.."

86. At 11:06 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:

    "Keep still, there's a fly on your dress...."

87. At 11:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:

    "Don't wake her up just yet...let's wait for the next acceptance speech first!"

88. At 01:32 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Jaker wrote:

    Gosh, I think its time to swallow my tongue!

89. At 02:03 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Phil wrote:

    If you think that's funny you should see what happens when I pull this other cord!

90. At 04:33 AM on 19 Jan 2007, David Dee wrote:

    They've plaited your hair far too tightly, Sienna.

91. At 05:04 AM on 19 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:

    Sienna, being able to twist your tongue is genetic, not photogenic.

92. At 07:11 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Sarah, Trieste, Italy wrote:

    It's rude to mock the afflicted.

93. At 07:22 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Tim McMahon wrote:

    
    Chaucer revisited for Sienna re-enacting 'The Miller's Tale'?

94. At 07:32 AM on 19 Jan 2007, JR wrote:

    And if I press THIS button, the eyes will open and the ears will wiggle.

95. At 08:15 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:

    Sienna's impersonation of Jade was her party piece and always drew a laugh!

96. At 08:38 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:

    The Post Office insists it's new life-size Sienna Miller 'press her back and she licks your stamps' machine will be a hit.

97. At 09:02 AM on 19 Jan 2007, MJF wrote:

    'When Sienna does that face, it's time to get the balaclava out of my handbag'

98. At 09:03 AM on 19 Jan 2007, MJF wrote:

    Two lucky women get a surprise JadeGoodyogram.

99. At 09:08 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Hazel Love wrote:

    Just push here, she pokes out her toungue...and if you pull the string, she wrinkles her nose...

100. At 09:20 AM on 19 Jan 2007, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:

     Sienna had never seen mushy peas before, let alone tasted them...

101. At 09:43 AM on 19 Jan 2007, wrote:

     Distraught Sienna discovers that the story regarding what would happen if the wind changed was not an old wives' tale.

102. At 10:20 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Susan wrote:

     "Would you ever go into Big Brother house,Sienna?"

103. At 10:40 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Margarita Gomez Escalada wrote:

     "I know, I don't like my dress either"

104. At 10:47 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:

     The photograph of Sienna's embrace with the invisible man at the award ceremony reveals that the nature of thier relationship

105. At 10:49 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:

     Sienna was showing friends that she could have done The Queen better than Helen - if only they'd given her the chance!

106. At 11:21 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:

     Sienna hadn't realised that her part in Madagascar II as a seductive chameleon was only a voice over.

107. At 11:50 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Tom Steuart-Feilding wrote:

     Sienna does her best Jade impression

108. At 12:21 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Pete Hazell wrote:

     "And the winner of the Gurning Globe is...."

109. At 12:22 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Trev wrote:

     Despite her best efforts, Sienna couldn't quite manage to lick the ink stain from her shoulder.

110. At 12:48 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Anthony Phillips wrote:

     Caption Comp.

     Ehhhh, Food

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