This pic is crying out for a caption competition. . What is Northern Ireland's First Minister saying between giggles? And why is the Chief Executive of Aer Lingus pulling that face?
UPDATE: Keep the suggestions coming in. Yes, freethinker, the caption I like best will earn its author a book prize.
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Paisley: "I wonder what Fred Phelps would make of this nice wee ass."
There’s no gain without plane.
"And why is the Chief Executive of Aer Lingus pulling that face?"
Will
Because he's being handed the engine which has just fallen off the model of the Aer Lingus plane.
Ian hasn't noticed.. mind on other things apparently..
First Minister Paisley to Aer Lingus officials:
"Much as I appreciate the proposed airlunk, loyal Ulstermen have always sat lip to lap with the full British breakfast. Speaking for the Queen's loyal subjects, not an ECU of EU republican de-militirisation minitiarisation subsidies will fit me or my kith and kin on this air-liner. Ulster says No to leprachauns.
Ian: Whats Ulster-Scots for Aer Lingus?
Nice one D Smyth. Pete I don't think you're getting the spirit of this "caption competition"!
Ian:
Thank goodness for an intelligent designer!!
Is there a prize William?
Iain:
Yes - two please! I think Martin would like one as well.
"Eileen and I joined the Mile High Club in a plane just like this!"
Come on now, this is just funny.
Ian to stewardess: "And you think you can get a seat for Nigel Dodds right here at the back?"
Yes Mr Paisley we play
"God Save The Queen" after every flight!
Ian:
We really wanted an Executive jet - but this'll do!
Having learned of the proposal for a Belfast to Rome flight the First Minister successfully negotiates Geneva as a new destination.
With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley ....
If the engine comes off, can the tail be far behind?
Michael
Stewardess to Ian
"Are the batteries included?"
Ian to all "I always look for the emergency exit first..."
Ian just asked the CEO if the planes operating out of Aldergrove were going to be painted orange !!
Ian to Stewardess:
"Do you think that the both of us will fit in this lovely wee plane, that is me and my enormous hat"
Paisley: "Can we call it Prayer Force One"?
Honey, he doesn't know it yet but by this time tomorrow, I'll be sitting in his chair doing his job collecting his paycheck. How'd ya like to fly away with me to Tahiti in my private jet this weekend?
"Mr. Mannion, tell Mr. Paisley he dropped his hearing aid."
--that Brandon (NOT from South Africa) you met with Gareth
Stewardess to Paisley: Hope that doesn't happen when we swap the grey skies of Dublin for the blue skies of Ulster...
Paisley: "I'm getting better acquainted with the shamrock every day!"
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Forgot to add
Paisley said:
Regards,
Michael