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Worth the Wait

Pauline McLean | 14:19 UK time, Monday, 28 July 2008

So we're all agreed - ticket touting is bad. But so's not being able to trade your hard won tickets in extreme circumstances. And, having waxed lyrical about the possible pitfalls, there was something inevitable about the call from our babysitter to say she couldn't make it.

We were lucky - thanks to a devoted grandpa who stepped into the breach - but otherwise, we'd have been stuck with two hugely expensive tickets which we'd have been unable to refund, or even pass to a friend - because they had our names stamped on them!

Our domestic minutiae was nothing compared to the great weight of expectation last night.

听It's been 21 years since Tom Waits last played the Edinburgh Playhouse - and many of that original audience were back, a little older, a little greyer but still keen for a really memorable night.

And then there were those of us who've never seen him live, and wanted to see in person, the owner of that gravelly old voice.

And the price of the tickets - a whopping 拢95 each - and the intense security which meant we all had to show our passports to get in (although in fairness to the Playhouse, there were no delays, at least on the way in.)

So no pressure. And Tom Waits certainly didn't show it - arriving onstage 40 minutes late to a crowd yelling "come on Tom, we've our work to go to."

Theatrical as ever, he strikes a pose on a wooden carousel - stamping his feet to stir up clouds off dry ice, and at the same time stirring up a storm of music.

Part Brechtian mad man, part ringmaster, part circus clown, he directs the music with gusto, jumping around dramatically in style and genre. From blues, to polkas to old-fashioned ballads.

The downside for those of us in the nose-bleed seats (you can't surely call them cheap seats at 拢75 a pop) is that his vocals are lost in the sound mix and the cavernous depths of the Playhouse.

You can barely make out the lyrics - although I know some people would say you can never make out Waits' famously strangulated delivery. But it's a bit disappointing.

Then there's the fact that he has such an eclectic back catalogue there's bound to be the odd song you can't stand as well as the ones you adore.

Personally, I was delighted to hear The House Where Nobody Lives, Raindogs and Falling Down - but there were so many more, I'd have loved to have heard, not least almost every track from The Heart of Saturday Night.

But this is Tom's choice - and it's quite some show, from the roaring cabaret opening, through the softer ballads to the big blues numbers of the end.

It's nothing if not spectacular and there are plenty of glimpses of him too. Despite his claim that he rarely tours because he's naturally cantankerous, he seems to be revelling in it all, telling bad jokes at the piano, directing the audience to sing along, clap and cheer. And they do.

For most of us, it's been well worth the wait.

Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    Pauline,

    ticket-touting, is bad not a good behaviour.

  • Comment number 2.

    Watching the Olympic games recently, I was truck by something;
    1.) 29 new world records set.
    Most of those seemed to occur in the swimming pool, where world records seem to fall with almost monotonous regularity. I mean, how do they do it. If they carry on at this rate they will be covering 1500 metres in the same time that it takes one to utter the words, 鈥渞eady, set鈥.and the winner is.鈥 Michael Phelps, and Ian Thorpe before him, seemed to have been born with the express advantage of appearing to share the same characteristics of fish, and also the ability to swim faster than anyTHING before them. I mean Great Whites haven鈥檛 got shit on Phelps. This boy is quick. Now, lets take a moment to consider Usain Bolt. It鈥檚 probably fair to say that Bolt could probably outrun an Aston Martin. 9.69. These numbers should be etched into immortality鈥ell, at least until he runs again and actually tries to run 100 yards rather than 75. His stride covers 8 feet. Poor old Richard Thompson (who was a distant second) covers a mortal 6 feet. So, actually Bolt only needs to maintain the same speed as his nearest rival and by sheer logistics will win by鈥ell, you do the maths. But it鈥檚 a healthy margin. Two athletes, two men pre-conditioned 9 months before birth to be able to run faster, and swim faster than any before them. There undoubtedly will be others that go faster than either of these two magnificent athletes. But where will it end? Surely there exists a definitive speed beyond which the human body cannot exceed? Surely. If we carry on at this rate, and given that we still have roughly 4 billion years left before our sun burns out, and under the supposition that 100 metres will still be an Olympic event in, say, 27 million years time, with an additional supposition that we haven鈥檛 evolved to creatures with four legs, the 100 yard dash will be completed in say 3.5 seconds!! Outrageous, isn鈥檛 it? Well, yes and no. It all boils down to perspective. Have we reached, or are we nearing the apotheosis of human physical perfection? Are we approaching the point in which we, as we have evolved thus far, cannot go any farther? I guess the London Olympics will tell us a lot. Four years might be a blink when talking about human evolution, but it certainly will show us a little the evolution of Mssrs Bolt and Phelps. It goes beyond merely sport, the whole issue of our own opportunity to tread new ground, explore new territory applies to us all. David Bowie had it right, 鈥淲e can be heroes鈥ust for one day.鈥
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