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Sean's big opener is Tom Jones and James Dean Bradfield playing I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone.

Kilnappy Cowboy does not approve. 'It was a rare oul song. There was no life in it!'

'I agree with Kilnappy Cowboy,' says Christine. 'The opener was awful!'

'I'll have you know,' Sean says, 'I started painting a ceiling this morning at half past eight. And then when I went home at lunchtime, I inspected it, and I realized it needs another coat. So have a bit of sympathy for me.'

'I was painting a ceiling yesterday too,' says Doc in Derry. 'It was like Leonardo Da Vinci on the Sistine Chapel... but I was lying on my back afterwards!'

'Doc,' Sean says, 'I don鈥檛 think that Leonardo painted the Sistine Chapel. Didn鈥檛 he have helpers?'

'Da Vinci did not paint the Sistine Chapel at all,' says Lawrence the Painter. 'It was Michelangelo.'

'Weren't you listening to me earlier?' Sean says. 'Didn鈥檛 I say it wasn鈥檛 Leonardo who painted it?'

With music from Tom Jones with James Dean Bradfield, Them featuring Van Morrison, Matchbox, and more.