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16 October 2014

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Friday 14

I'm away from home again, although coming back here felt familiar and comfortable. I brought my wellies (and a lighter fleece) so I can explore the muddy tracks this time. Yesterday was very rainy but Cabin Fever kicked in (I really miss having to go out and feed the pigs) so I walked along the North Road, which is very puddly, and did a bit of splashing, and re-arranged the streams of water running off the hill and along the track. The fallen leaves provided plenty of dam material and I felt the years fall away. The previous night we had a discussion on how not to act ones age, so I'm trying to do something juvenile more often. Then it was up a footpath to join the (not very) main road back to the village. Dumped on the grass are two probably commercial cookers. I hope they weren't dumped from where I'm working. I would like to say my first thought was how stupid to dump stuff in such a nice (but very wet) place, but actually my initial reaction was to admire the very fine beefy castors, which showed up quite clearly because they are up-side-down. I'm trying very hard to not borrow a spanner to liberate them, because I have no use for them, but they look so useful.

Walking back down the hill I am struck again how odd the village looks. It is a 'new' village, a bit like Stevenage although not built with tax-payers money, and must have been designed by a prophet who had known Balamory was going to happen. I was putting postcards in the post-box outside the shop (postcards are the original email, a message that cheers you up and doesn't need an immediate reply) when I noticed the postbox is a Queen Victoria one. How does a new village get an old postbox, or was it specially requested to add some authenticity? There isn't a war memorial, which isn't that surprising as most of the houses are holiday homes but it got me wondering how new towns cope with adding that kind of civic building. A war memorial with no names, waiting for the first new resident to be killed in action would be rather depressing, but not having somewhere to remember the fallen would also be rather odd.

The novelty of a new newspaper everyday is wearing a bit thin, but there isn't much else to do apart from splash in puddles and pour pints. There is a sudoku blog to come, but I have abondoned trying to read all the serious articles, and now I just flick through the headlines. Yesterdays headline was 'Ferry held in Custody'. Customs might want to hold a fancy yacht if they suspected drugs, but ferries are normally public vehicles so I read the article, and was disappointed to discover it was Bryan Ferry's son, and not a Calmac ferry.
Posted on NiconColl at 17:46

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You are alright Nic: 90 years old, and your powers of reflection and observation are not dimmed. Not badly written post, either, Nic. Keep it up. # Oh, and what kind of pigs do you have? I assume they are feeder pigs. Lean hybrids? old Polish?

mjc from IN, USA


That's one of those original thoughts which really cheers a dull grotty day.

Flying Cat from postcard from the edge


A pleasure to read your blogs. I am a Grant by ancestry. I think my great-great grandfather came over. Would love to own a wee bit of a cottage near some water....some day....Keep up the blogging!

Jean from USA


1) Wellies? Not in the picture, lovely sturdy hiking boots .. but perhaps the picture is courtesy IB, not NiC. 2) Is "feeder pigs" an original thought? Intersting point of view, EffCee.

Barney from Swithiod calumning as usual


My pig comment to mjc has gone awol. Mrs Pig is big and black and snuffles and is now a pet and won't go anywhere the freezer. Mr Pig is pink and bullies Mrs Pig and isn't producing piglets and it might not be his fault but the freezer beckons. The two little pigs are spotty and still quite sweet but she is bigger than her brother and they are supposed to be for the freezer, but they are still too small. ... I was told an interesting story by a man who took two pigs away to be slaughtered, and had to bring one back, it was too big!! Apparently the lifting gear wouldn't have coped.

Nic from Not on Coll


About the pig that got a reprieve: did they feed the gargantuan pig table scraps? I wonder how bulky the farmer was. I guess the alternative was either to put big pig on a stringent diet, or butcher it in the backyard the old fashion way: a lot depends on whether you like back fat (or, at best, a streak of lean). What was the end of the story, Nic? Both pig and farmer ended up on statins?

mjc from IN, USA


Mr. Pig isn't producing piglets ... .isn't that the job of Mrs. Pig? OK, some help of course from Mr. P. It might not be his fault .. then whose is it? Mrs. P. appears to be producing piglets in spite of Mr. P. Pig multiplication is a more difficult subject than one might have thought at first glance. Finally what do you do with a pig that is too big to be lifted - it will presumably keep on growing unless bumped off?

Barney from Swithiod multiplication scunner


Liff is sometimes very hard on us males...

Flying Cat from Pig Sympathy


The end of the story hasn't happened yet. I have a feeling it won't be a happy retirement for the pig though. Mrs Pig isn't responsible for the piglets, but she is nicer than Mr Pig. it takes 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days to produce piglets after two pigs have got extremely friendly, and a lot less for them to get friendly again if there are no piglets.

Nic from not on Coll




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