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Carrie | 10:38 UK time, Tuesday, 31 October 2006

Carrie
Good Morning to all online travellers. Now we are back from our hols its back to my turn at penning a wee blog. Just a note to give you all a sense of life off air. Anyway if you were get inside the mind of say, myself, dominic, rachel, chris and indeed Aled today you would find us all deeply disturbed, maybe even a little traumatised at seeing far to much of comedy dave. Let me explain..

Well it seems like ages ago that Chris, Dominic, Aled and Myself poppsed along to a very nice hotel in central london to be given a sneak preview of the new borat movie - its fair to say its hilarious but very wrong on quite possibly every level. I don't think there is a person on earth who would not cringe at something within said movie. Still it had most of us laughing out loud so I would recommend to all with a sound digestive system.

Anyway on departing the screening we were given a present - the luminous green thongwith straps/ bananahammock/ overtheshoulderboulderholder swim suit that Borat wears when sunbathing. Its been sitting in the studio for some time with constant jibing about who should give it a go....Today we decided it was Dave - Rach donated £2.52, I chucked in a Fiver, Chris £40 and Dominic not really knowing what was going on £1500 for Dave to don the green ensmeble...And low and behold respect to Dave he shocked us all and actually went ahead with it. I would have been a lot more supportive (unlike the thong! eewww!!) if the thieving oik hadn't nicked my new black winter coat to cover his modesty!! Cheeky git! I was so annoyed - coat was a new holiday purchase and has now been soiled!! How can i wear it again knowing Dave's hairy (sorry ladies it is) backside has been pressed up against it! Yuk Yuk Yuk!!! And to be honest goodness knows what else was going on underneath the coat as its fair to say that swimsuit covered very little!! Yes Steven and both twins were pretty much on show to the whole world!!! Thank goodness Rach was on standby with a video! So to get him back for lunging on his way out the dirty boy we shall now be posting said video on a website near you soon. We did ask Dave's permission but to be honest whatever he said we were always going to do it!

I think the team have been in a way a little mentally scarred by this mornings unveiling. We are a close team but there are some things that just should not be shared! I am now off for some couselling while dropping off my coat for some industrial strength dry cleaning!

Carrie
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  • 1.
  • At 12:07 AM on 18 Nov 2006,
  • shaun fuller wrote:

ive heard you on the radio for a while carrie,and you really are fit!

  • 2.
  • At 09:03 PM on 03 Nov 2006,
  • wrote:

YIKES!!!!!! Next time try this, who looks better in the suit Borat or Dave.

  • 3.
  • At 06:29 PM on 03 Nov 2006,
  • Jayne wrote:

The vid of Dave made me cry with hysterical laughter!! Scary but bloody funny.

You look lovely with dark hair, it suits you greatly. xxx

  • 4.
  • At 02:48 PM on 03 Nov 2006,
  • wrote:

lol me and my friends always looka at the site in our frees in the (silent) sixthform library. except that when we watched the video, all hell broke loose and we got banned because we laughed so much and got chucked out! was worth it tho. xxx

  • 5.
  • At 09:02 PM on 02 Nov 2006,
  • jo clark wrote:

i was driving with my kids when it happened...all i heard was screaming with laughter, at that i burst out laughing to!!!my kids were asking what i was laughing at..difficult to explain to a 6 year old and 4 year old..they love listening to the radio and although was singing that lets have sex song that Scott Mills was playing some time ago, my son knows nearly all the songs in the top ten (he's the 4 year old)its pretty freaky..lol...maybe he'll be a singer when he's older..and look after me when im old and knackered

  • 6.
  • At 08:37 PM on 02 Nov 2006,
  • Sarah-Jane wrote:

did dominic pay up that £1500? hilarious video, good on him for actually daring to wear that!! x

  • 7.
  • At 08:57 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • wrote:

O my word, that is sick, yet brilliant! A little prance would have been hilarious!!! One question..with all the thong business going on, no-one's mentioned Dom's HILARIOUS trick or treat phone call! PLEEEEEAAASEE put it as a listen again! LOVE YOU CHRIS!!!!

Lydia xxx

  • 8.
  • At 08:25 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Stuart wrote:

Carrie,

Have just seen your new look and felt it only right and proper to email radio 1 for the first time and say - "Gooooooog mmmmmooornin'" (not sure if that's spelt right - check with Mr Mills!!) That is a cracking new look! You definitely don't have a face for radio!

Stuart 29 off've Guildford x x x

  • 9.
  • At 08:06 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • katie wrote:

it was a very scary video, however me and my flat mates keept watching it again and again it is so funny. we were crying with laughter. i still can't get over it, did up to dave though however im glad i wasn't there in the flesh becuase that would give me nightmares!!!!

  • 10.
  • At 08:01 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Andy wrote:

WHY WHY WHY !!!!!

My head said don't watch but my curiosity got the best of me.

Anyone know a good shrink?

  • 11.
  • At 07:43 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Chris wrote:

Still would, like.

  • 12.
  • At 06:47 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • craig wrote:

well dave prove there is a new all time low for him but to itsounded like carrie liked it really.........uuummmm
i now its on the pod cast but can bring my self to watch just the mental image scares me.

  • 13.
  • At 06:39 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Lindsay wrote:

Just watched the video and my sides are sore with laughing!! Surely a little "Bush Admin" would have been in order. Poor Dave looks like he has lead role in a home made porn movie gone wrong!!!

Nice one!!

  • 14.
  • At 05:04 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • simon wrote:

well done dave you sure have got some botle hat coat may take some cleaning !!!!!!

  • 15.
  • At 04:54 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Jill wrote:

Oh my goodness ... that is just WRONG!! Having said that, nobody in my house came to see what the matter was when I screamed. However, I'll get over the trauma to be listening tomorrow hehehe.

  • 16.
  • At 01:22 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Melli wrote:

just watched the video, cos i was crying with laughter yesterday on my way to work,anyone seeing me in my car must have thought i was mad! rachael next time use zoom! keep up the good work team x

  • 17.
  • At 12:25 PM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • steve quinn wrote:

Oh my god Carrie you poor thing you must be traumatised ave in your coat erggggggh, bet you paid a fortune for it and nwo he has soiled it , you poor thing

so what you singing at Kareoke this evening

  • 18.
  • At 10:40 AM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Aaron Gale wrote:

A Wee Blog, I thought that was a one off, but a regular feature of Carries Wee Blog! Whatever next?

  • 19.
  • At 09:06 AM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • naz wrote:

can i just say: omg
i'm rely rely not surprised that virtually every presenter on the show
has blogged saying how traumatised they are!
i laughed, hurled, and laughed again!
xxx

  • 20.
  • At 07:54 AM on 01 Nov 2006,
  • Jason wrote:

Why did my computer choose the ungodly moment of Dave revealing himself to start to buffer the page again?! Which resulted in me watching Dave in the thong-thing for a whole minute!

  • 21.
  • At 10:10 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Ian wrote:

My computer crashed after the clip - seriously it just died and Im not surprised one little bit!

  • 22.
  • At 09:59 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Sarah wrote:

The show gets funnier and funnier, 'got balls, Dave..'Keep up the good work..

  • 23.
  • At 08:53 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • James wrote:

Good grief, what a horror sight for Halloween. Never mind Dave needing to wash his hair, you need to burn that coat now Carrie D.

P.S. You're not wrong about the Borat movie. I went to the premiere and it's quite possible the most politically incorrect movie this side of Birth Of A Nation...hilariously funny, though.

  • 24.
  • At 08:37 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Lou wrote:

deeply deeply disturbed

  • 25.
  • At 08:05 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • wrote:

I listened this morning carrie to the show and could not wait to get home to see the offending video of Dave.My wife and i sat down to view and we were not disappointed it was hilarious. The show is great keep it up.Takes the humdrum out of boring work

  • 26.
  • At 07:07 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • jason mcquinn wrote:

why hasnt this program been crossed over to late night chanel 5??? i mean, you already have the cheeky adult humour, little skit's that always seem to make everyone laugh and we wouldnt have to p**s fart about with downloads after a long day at work.
Scott mills was funny but not Chris Moyles funny. Add all that to Carrie screaming about a coat and i nearly crashed my car. V V V funny.

  • 27.
  • At 06:54 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Lizzie wrote:

well done Dave that was well funny although i may have nightmares tonight !!!

  • 28.
  • At 05:25 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • wrote:

Hold that thought, the C.

That unwashed coat will be worth a small fortune on eBay.

  • 29.
  • At 05:07 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Julie wrote:

Lovely! Thanks Dave, Had to watch it several times .........

  • 30.
  • At 04:54 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Lori wrote:

It was just as disturbing to see from over 6700 km away in America! Great laugh though!

  • 31.
  • At 04:50 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Mike wrote:

hi Carrie! You look great with the dark hair...

gonna have to ask this one on behalf of ALL men out there in radio land...

when is it your turn in the green thong?? ;-)

  • 32.
  • At 03:49 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Angharad Evans wrote:

OMG!!! I am very disturbed by the video.
Mind you good on Dave for doing it!! I think it would look sweet on Aled. Green is his colour!!

  • 33.
  • At 03:37 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Tina wrote:

How funny was that video. I nearly peed my pants.x Respect Dave!

  • 34.
  • At 03:17 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Vikki wrote:

Laugh, I thought my knickers would never dry!

  • 35.
  • At 02:40 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • mark storey wrote:

Oh god now i have that mental image of Dave in that thing but just think ladies it could be worse (Chris Moyles in said outfit yuck yuck and yuck )sorry i know im testing the nations stomachs here, and consedering what the date apt?

Enjoy the Chelsea game Carrie that should help you get over this am and get dave to pay the cleaning bill

  • 36.
  • At 02:36 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • wrote:

Borat is comedy in poor taste. I recommend showing the Borat Film repeatedly [with the doors locked in the theatre so that nobody could leave] to all of the Republicans and Democrats who are making our lives miserable with their negative advertising. It may seem cruel and unusual but after what the world was subjected to, it was the only thing I could think of. On another subject, I like your columns and Happy Halloween for you and everyone at the Chris Moyles Show.

  • 37.
  • At 01:21 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Gemma wrote:

i'll be honest, i'm willing to pay for that footage

  • 38.
  • At 01:13 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • matthew wrote:

They mentioned on jo whiley it had been put on you tube what is the url for the video?

  • 39.
  • At 12:56 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Rachel wrote:

mmmmmm.. nice!

By the way Carrie, your hair looks lovely!

  • 40.
  • At 12:46 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Angharad Evans wrote:

I want to see the video!!! Give me the link PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

  • 41.
  • At 12:14 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Diane wrote:

When Dave worked in Hong Kong at the Godown we used to get him perform with the other waiters at hen nights in only an apron.

  • 42.
  • At 12:05 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • John Clare wrote:

So were are the pics of the Borat impersonator?.

  • 43.
  • At 12:00 PM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Jenn wrote:

NICE NICE NICE!!! lol

  • 44.
  • At 11:52 AM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Robert wrote:

Carrie - I feel so sorry for you, but have to admit this was one of the funniest things to be "seen" on Chris's show for such a long time.

  • 45.
  • At 11:20 AM on 31 Oct 2006,
  • Gemma wrote:

hmmm hmmm hmmm can't wait for that video to pop, goodbye lonely nights.....

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