This week on EastEnders: Ian and Pat arrested!
Pat's arrested
WHAT!? For Archie's murder?! No, not *that* kind of arrest, silly. CARDIAC arrest. Not massively surprising when she's simultaneously been making secret plans to move to New Zealand, arranging to sell her house, looking after Ian's kids and forming a one-woman unofficial crime squad to investigate Archie Mitchell's murder. Pat. You're not the young whippersnapper you once were. Sit down. Have a cuppa. Seriously though, words cannot describe the shock we got when Pat collapsed. Everyone keep your fingers crossed FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND that Pat pulls through. Walford needs its Pat Evans. I'm crossing my toes as well, that's the level of commitment that I'm prepared to give to this. Srsly.
Ian's arrested
WHAT!? For Archie's murder?! Why, yes! This may hamper Ian and Jane's adoption plans somewhat. Skinflint Ian thought he could fob off Janine with £500 instead of £10k. A monkey? Instead of ten grand?? Not a fair swap. Frankly, once Ian had busted Janine's lip he should have been buying flights to Brazil rather than swilling champers in the Vic as if the future was rosy. So Janine's got her revenge, and Marsden's looking like the cat that got the cream. But what's the story with this missing ring? Eh?
Meanwhile, there's a Facebook group to
Battle of the landladies
Peggy: "Her name might be on the paperwork, but there's only one landlady. Me and this pub, well, we're like Chas n Dave" Pat: "I thought they split up?"
So Peggy thought Roxy would roll over and give her the pub. Then all of a sudden, Christian's getting free champers, Tracey's been given the push (outrage!) and Peggy's deemed too old to work behind the bar. Thing is... I like Peggy... I also like Roxy. But which is better..? There's only one way to find out.... FFFIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumble wars
Meanwhile, Denise was keen to keep her nose out of Lucas' jumble until she discovered that his head fundraiser, Loretta, has two enormous attributes - and we ain't talking about her saintly nature and her jumble-flogging ability, if you know what i'm sayin *nudge nudge* *wink wink*. Yes, it looks like Loretta was thinking about more than god's work when she was elbow deep in the parish bric-a-brac. Loretta was swiftly dispatched and now Denise has subjected herself to a lifetime of serving up tea and sympathy to Lucas' flock. Oh dear.
Other news
Sonia and Martin are coming to Bianca's wedding! Hooray!! Also, Becca's
moved into the Slaters. And
finally... so Roxy and Ronnie have a brother! Who Glenda claims is just
like Archie. Ooh lovely. Might want to lock yer millions away now,
Roxy, just in case he is a chip off the old block...
Comment number 1.
At 22nd Jan 2010, Zoey wrote:Oh poor Pat! I thought tonight's ending was brilliantly acted by Pam, Patsy and Charlie. Hope Pat doesn't die. There wouldn't be Eastenders with Pat and her earrings XD
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At 22nd Jan 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:Get those fingers and toes crossed, zoey!
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At 22nd Jan 2010, Kev wrote:Poor Pat! I hope she gets better soon, Albert Square would never be the same if Pat wasn't around to talk some sense into people like Janine!
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At 23rd Jan 2010, EastEndersfanever wrote:What?? Ian now pat?? I hate Janine!!! (i mean her character) but why is she doing this?
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At 23rd Jan 2010, Peter wrote:If I was Roxy, I would give the Vic back to Peggy for free, since it should be hers anyway because of the way Archie took it from the Mitchells. Roxy would still have her £3million, plus Archie's house, car and the car lot (what about his Weymouth mansion and yacht, though?). She doesn't need the Vic. I hope Tracy gets her job back soon. By the way, I love these weekly recaps. This blog is great! :)
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At 23rd Jan 2010, David wrote:Roxy I cant believe you! You sack Tracey after her being there for years she was there before you even stepped foot in Walford! Poor Tracey what happens now? And poor pat ! Janine is evil , One of those people you love to hate.
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At 23rd Jan 2010, martina1982 wrote:Poor Pat we are all routing for you to get better xo And Tracey fired how could roxy do it,I guess she is her fathers daughter after all lol
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At 25th Jan 2010, paul wright wrote:let ian go down for archie's murder pleassssssssssse
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At 26th Jan 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:Ian in prison and Pat in hospital - the Albert Square natural order has been turned on its head! What next!? The sky falls in??
Meanwhile, shock horror! Paul Wright - why do you want one of Walford's most esteemed businessmen to be locked up with the key thrown away? Eh??
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At 26th Jan 2010, George Price wrote:vegetables
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At 26th Jan 2010, George Price wrote:are
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At 26th Jan 2010, George Price wrote:colourful
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At 26th Jan 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:blimey george - is this some sort of coded message to get ian out of jail?
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At 29th Jan 2010, Gill wrote:I am sure Roxy killed Archie, why else would her behaviour be so erratic and irrational.
Pat had better not die, if she has to leave the Square I hope it'll be for a happy new life with Simon in NZ.
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At 29th Jan 2010, U14317995 wrote:It's not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At 29th Jan 2010, beebbaby wrote:Can't wait for tonight. Hope poor old Pat decides to have the op, she has to be at Bianca and Ricky's wedding!
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At 30th Jan 2010, beebbaby wrote:Hurray the earrings live on!!!!!!!!!!!
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