This week on EastEnders: the pain of being Jane
Jane faces the combined might of Ian and.... Lucy (she didn't have a chance)
A truly sobering insight into the reality of being married to Ian Beale this week. It went something like this:
Jane: 'The book club is my one pleasure in life'
Ian: 'Book club's canceled. We're doing a stocktake'
Jane: 'Oh...'
So, Ian's issued a gagging order on the Square to stop Jane from finding out that he conspired with Lucy to get rid of the baby that Jane craved. But how long can he shout "LA LA LA!! WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" every time that Dot/Zainab open their mouths? Answer: Not very. So he enlisted the dark forces of Lucy Voldermort Beale who packed Jane offÌýon a plane to Florida sharpish. But not before Masood had a word in Jane's ear...
Masood and Zainab - the end? Plus,ÌýSyed hits rock bottomÌý
So... Masood vowed to heal his family 'one hug at a time.' But that was before SyedÌýtried to take his own life (sob!) andÌýMas overheard Zainab telling Syed she wished he'd succeeded. Syed recovered, but little did he know that while Tam was doing his damndest to cheer his brother up (we love Tamwar), Zainab was throwing all of Syed's belongings on to the street, ready to burn them when Syed got home. Never one to do things by halfs, our Zee.ÌýNo wonder that Mas is longing to leave Walford with Jane.
Does he really love Jane though? Would they have a chance? Seriously,Ìýwhat do you think?
If you've been affected by any of the week's storylines, help is available
And finally, things we learned this week...
Jay loves In The Night Garden - seriously Jay,Ìýhow old are you?
And... living with Zsa Zsa is like living with aÌý'premenstrualÌýGodzilla' (thanksÌýfor that Shirley)Ìý
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At 14th May 2010, bobzta wrote:Complain about this comment (Comment number 1)
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At 15th May 2010, Sbrocky wrote:Jane is the only escape from Zainab that Masood has. He sees what he wants to see in Jane (everything he cant see in Zainab any more). Jane is always there for Masood, with shoulders to cry on and maybe her lips to kiss now and then. How ever to ask whether he loves her or not is a different matter, of course he loves her, he envys her aswell and I'd even go as far as saying he is almost jealous of her. Masood wants to escape from the woman that Zainab has turned into, maybe he sees jane what he fell in love with in Zainab. He does feel emotion for Jane and knows he could treat her better than Ian does but Masood knows the importance of family. Thats his true love (his children).
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At 15th May 2010, Jessica_Grace wrote:Im not sure if Mas actually loves Jane, but I think they are very close friends, and he needs a break from Zainab once in a while doesnt he?!? I love Tamwar! He is the peacemaker of the Masoods! He needs a storyline of his own sometime. LMAO, Jay watching In The Night Garden ;)
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At 15th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Lucy Beale- Evil! Aborting her own baby then saying she had a miscarriage,!!! Jay and "In the night garden", (!!!) He so needs to grow up! Masood and Zainab and Syed, get over it! You all need each other. Tamwar, help em out! U know wot 2 do!
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At 15th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Oh, just to let you know, Mas doesn't love Jane, its called rebound (I'm a love guru thanks to this show!!!)
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At 15th May 2010, EastEndersfanever wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 16th May 2010, Peter wrote:Everything would be fine at the Beales' if Lucy had stuck to her miscarriage story in the first place and not told Leon she had an abortion! Ian said he's going to get a baby for Jane. Now I'm wondering how! As for Syed's problems... I blame Bushra!
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At 16th May 2010, Hannah wrote:Scheming Ian Beale, just what were you thinking?!?! Yes, Lucy is a very evil, manipulative character but remember Ian was the one who lied to Jane. The Masood family is not going too well. Syed took his own life :( but recovered (thankfully) and now him and Christian can be together, although it's still unlikely that will happen(cries). Jane and Masood......... that would be a twist. (:
As for Tamwar, who doesn't love him?
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At 16th May 2010, Nickie - Host wrote:thanks hkw4eva2 or should that be the love guru! actually that might be quite a cool blog post...
Love your theory Sbrocky. I'd never thought that Mas might be jealous of Jane. They kind of both have what each other wants, don't they? There was a moment where Mas said something like "oh they're not even your real kids" to Jane about Lucy and Peter. Really felt for Jane
and YES Peter, what exactly did Ian mean when he said that he was going to get Jane a baby? Steal baby George? Amy? What??
And yay Hannah and Jessica_Grace. we are team tamwar! :)
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At 17th May 2010, Carla wrote:I don't see why Masood should forgive Zainab, she's selfish, cruel, & she'll never change or want to!!!!
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At 17th May 2010, Emma wrote:First of all, Poor Jane.
Second of all, Poor Syed!!
:(
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At 18th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Hi Nikie! Thanks! Can it not all be sort out! Itz well exitin'!
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At 18th May 2010, EastEndersfanever wrote:MASSIVE FAN!!
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At 19th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Hi! What goes LMAO mean?!
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At 19th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Hi! Just to let you all know, I have a group on Hotmail for EE! Just email me: hkw4eva@hotmail.co.uk and I'll invite you!
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At 19th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:The webpage:
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At 20th May 2010, nat wrote:zainab only says she will change when she feels like it.She is ripping the family apart.I think masood does love Jane as he said she lifts his heart and he still thinks about the kiss cause it meant something more. so i defo think he loves her christian +syed 2gether and Jane+ masood 2gether
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At 20th May 2010, hkw4eva2 wrote:Probably! I think everyone should have a say and no one is right or wrong!
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At 22nd May 2010, Ofcourse wrote:This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules. Explain.
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At 22nd May 2010, Ofcourse wrote:Christian and Syed, Jane and Masood? Then Chris will be with his brother in law's son! Haha. Chryed and Jasood
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