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 Trotter's
Pre-Blessed Wine -
Miami Twice (1991)
Del's Spiel: 'The church'll be rejoicing, the
flock'll be redeemed. Rein a dire, rein a faire as they
say in Lourdes.'
The
Real Deal: This Romanian wine, blessed by the lorry
load for communion, happens to be white wine.
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Peckham
Spring Water - Mother
Nature's Son (1992)
Del's Spiel: 'Peckham Spring water, from a natural
and ancient source.'
The
Real Deal: 'Well its from the Thames, you can't
get more ancient and natural than that!'
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Two
Ton of Hooky Persil - Diamonds
Are For Heather (1982)
Del's Spiel: Del thought he was on a winner when
his rich bird was left a chain of launderettes and he
acquired two ton of hooky Persil.
The
Real Deal: Unfortunately she dumped Del before he
could strike a deal. Del's now lumbered with the two
ton of Persil.
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Vintage Beaujolais White Wine - Wendy Sykes, Nottingham
(Hooky Street Winner!)
Del's Spiel: 'Pressed from the finest grapes in France, 5 year old Beaujolais Nouveau white wine as drunk by Jean-Claude van Damme.'
The Real Deal: White wine is contained in the bottles and as any drinker of wine knows Beaujolais Nouveau is RED! and should be consumed within 6 months.
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