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Anthachime
Doorbells - The
Chance of a Lunchtime (1991)
Del's Spiel: No more of that 'Avon Calling Cobblers',
Anthachime doorbells play 36 different national anthems
including Fiji and Borneo.
The
Real Deal: These cheap and tacky doorbells, play
tunes that have never been heard before, and probably
never will again.
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 Canteen
of Cutlery - A
Royal Flush (1986)
Del's Spiel: Hand made from Indonesian steel.
With Ivory-effect handles and they come in a genuine
synthetic leather case.
The
Real Deal: The top class crowd claim they're too
cheap to be top quality.
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MUSTAFA
F80 Radio Cassette Player - The
Jolly Boys Outing (1989)
Del's Spiel: The Mustafa F80 Radio Cassette Player
is solid state-of-the-art technology. 'It's got multiple
presets, synthesised tuners, digital-scan, auto-reverse,
graphic-equalisers, MW, FM, VHF, LCD, RMS, B&Q,
and ICI and comes with two quadraphonic speakers.'
The
Real Deal: They tend to smoke and catch fire after
a period of use (though it doesn't mention it in the
brochure)... especially when fitted on coaches to Margate!
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 Diamond Digital Personal Programmable CD Player -
Andy Davies, Bognor Regis
(Hooky Street Winner!)
Del's Spiel: Crystal Clear personal, programmable
CD player that plays and enhances standard CD to give
an extra quality of sound.
The
Real Deal: The crystal clear sound, sounds like
it's been dropped in the crystal clear stuff, water
- And the CD player doesn't stop and when you press
eject. It's still spinning and files out the player
and 90mph!
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