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Are these the 28 most unlikely suspects in the Ambridge hit-and-run case?

Borsetshire Police (aka ) have been stretched this week as they rush to identify the mystery hit-and-run driver who knocked down and almost killed .

Fortunately, anonymous tip-offs from the public via Facebook and Twitter are leading the investigation in new and surprising directions. Read on for details...

First, let's set the scene...

1. Lexi

2. Auntie Chris

3 & 4. David and Ruth (and the convenient 'out of the country' story)

5 & 6. Nolly and Freddie (it was the shrooms wot done it)

7 - 19. It's always the quiet ones....

20. Silent but deadly?

21 - 22. What kind of Ambridge suspects list would it be without this pair?!

23. And Hilda: the feline equivalent of the Button girls...馃樇

24. Revenge of the badgers!

25. Ian...

26. Now that's what we call a slow-burning storyline...

27. See #26

28. Graham (should have gone to his sister's)

Over to you, Harrison...