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16 October 2014

MadLamb


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I was just surfing through Google for some information and I retrieved a link to one of the Island Blogging postings.
This poses two issues...
1) I need to watch what I say as we don't know who's watching
2) I wonder what words I could include in my blog so I would appear in various searches...so what are key words people are searching these days?...excluding the rude ones - of course.
Posted on MadLamb at 17:28

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Comments Probably a good idea to keep clear of 'religious cartoons' ' marches of any colour' ' gays on arran' 'geniuses on Harris' or any mention of bombmaking unless you're attention seeking. Try not to mention 'mint sauce' either.

Hamish Webster from Pixel Cottage Lewis


Well, done. Yes you come up first on Google when you type in "Madlamb". This is perhaps comforting, after mad cow disease. Google is an evil influence on the world, so I decided to draw a pithy, satirical cartoon depicting my image of the omnipresent being that is Google. Unfortunately, my house has been burnt down in retaliation.

Biggartree from Nobody's right except me


Be very, very careful what you put. I've got a date this weekend with a mainlander and I he's found my blog and read all of it! The bra outside the jumper, the photos of me redfaced and make-upless at the top of mountains, all the stupid childish antics. The matchmanking fank!!! I'm amazed he's still speaking to me. Be afraid, be very afraid!

Sunny from Arran


Interesting stuff madlamb. Type in "Sunny Arran date" on Google and you get a quote from Sunny saying, "I have, in the past, tarred all the men on Arran with this brush." Is the brush on display in the Arts & Crafts shop? Come to think of it, are the men on display? Enjoy the date Sunny. Hope he has a septic tank and his own teeth.

Annie B from Lone Sheiling


Its better than septic teeth and his own tank, believe me.

calumannabel from sherman house swainbost


Oh god, does it? He's never going to ask me out on a second date if he reads that! I think I might've blown it anyway. When I went to get into my car he realised that it hadn't been locked, this was after a series of gaffs throughout the date. He just burst out laughing when I pointed out that I had remembered to take the keys out of the ignition which I don't normally bother with due to being on the mainland. He looked quite concerned when he asked If I was sure I would get home ok... He must think I'm a blood clot short of a marac!

Sunny from Destined to eternal singledom




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